Don't feel you're a camwhore
I just want ass and titty,
He's in the same country
I just want ass and titty,
You sent ass and titty,
Oh...he's going to beat you again
You're one classy broad
He's not just ones and zeros
and a phone cord
Family's asleep and you're lonely
You want too in your heart
be told that you are lovely
by an inter-admirer
pics please
It'll mean so much
Don't say I'll go blind
You're gorgeous to me
Now you're my lady
Life's been full of glee
You make me forget this cold harsh world
You know you can trust me
Baby, say you like me again
He could visit by car
He said he'd never hurt you
He loves you too much by far
Your mind is full of his language
You're the one he adores
He's just so very gentle
He deserves to see more
pics please
It'll mean so much
Don't say I'll go blind
You're gorgeous to me
Oh baby
You do something to me
You're the prettiest thing in the whole wide world
I thought you liked me?
Baby, say you like me again
pics to me
You ugly whore
I'm going blind
You're a naive cunt you see?
Such idiocy
I cannot fucking believe
I'm gonna post these things for the whole damn world
and Daddy's gonna' see
Bitch, say you love me again!
Oh...he's going to beat you again
Oh...he's going to beat you again
Oh...he's going to beat you again
Yeah that Trev babe, has such skin, dear
Now in the bedroom, huh, whoo sunday morning, uh huh
Now there's a country, below Canada dontcha know
Now Jen and Telivarn, ho, ho, yeah, Sukieo and PT
I said Jen and Telivarn, whoa, Sukieo and PT
Oh it's so, pale and white
Just an albino, with no pigment, babe
And hairless, oh what a sight
but when that Trevor, posts on hot or not
Those inter-ladies, begin to spread
Expensive pads, oh, wears those e-babes
So there's never, never a trace of red
Lies an e-lady just oozin' potential life, yum
And someone's sneakin', out the front door
Could that someone be Trev the Admin?
Where this lady's lag, is gettin' her down
So that lady, throws her weight around
Better hide your ten year olds, Manda's back in town
Now d'ja hear 'bout this girl Jodie? She disappeared, babe
After her mind, had a hard-drive crash
And now Miss. Jodie hangs 'round the sailors
What a bargain, anal for ten bucks cash!
Ooh, Miss Katey yeah and old Emiru
Oh, the line forms to her right, ladies
Manda's the chick, who run's this town
Look out to Miss Katey yeah and old Emiru
Wait who's that there, emerging from the night, black?
Looks like Mandy's back in town
Look out ol' Mandy's back!
The outlook wasn't brilliant for the men of OMGJ,
And then when Mark didn't to get to first, after Jeremy failed the same,
A beaten few got up to go in a deep despair.
But only Karma Cat and Amanda, so far had made the hike.
So upon that horny multitude, grim melancholy sat,
But Eclipsed and EDward arrived next, to the drooling mouths of all.
And when their eyes all focused,
Then from two dozen throats alike there rose a mournful gulp,
But then it pounded through their eardrums and recoiled throughout the flat,
There was ease in Mandy's manner as she sashayed into the place,
And when, responding to their eyes, her ears 'fell' to the mat,
All the eyes were on her as she re-adjusted her shirt.
Then the men all huddled, deciding who'd be first to take a shot.
And then a young looking blonde man strode up to her chair,
From the mouth of the handsome Scotsman was then uttered a naughty query --
"That ain't my style," replied Mandy.
"Strike one!" said Guy, much too cheery.
From the couch, black with spunk-stains, they let out a collective groan,
"Let's rape the bitch! Like I did my sexy cousin" screamed Atari taking a stand,
With a smile of angelic serenity, Mandy's visage shone,
She signalled to the birthday boy, and once more a suave line flew,
"Fag!" cried the maddened dozen and the echo answered, "Fag!"
Trev pushed Guy forward, a plan formed in his mind,
But a wry smile formed on Incognito's lip, not unlike an obese elf,
He pressed his lip against her ear, and whispered his line slow,
Oh, somewhere in this World Wide Web, hearts still shine bright.
but there is no joy in Oh Em Gee --
the clock about to strike two, and not one had been laid.
an Albert entrance-esque silence fell upon the guests of Ax's soiree.
The rest clung to the hope that she would be soon be arriving there.
They thought, "When Mandy arrives, I'll get me some of that".
They'd put up even money then, of getting Mandy on the mat.
Sadly, the former was a tranny, while the latter was a dyke.
for there seemed but little chance of getting anyone on the mat.
Kristen with her huge ones, Fay with boobs quite small.
they could not believe what had occurred.
There was Amanda petting the Pom while Karma necked the busty bird.
they could see it in their futures, their cocks being beaten to a bloody pulp.
for she, 'Bury me in a Y-shaped casket' Mandy, had arrived with cat ears as a hat.
Fay caught the men all staring and smacked them in the face.
She lingered bending over and even Fay couldn't help thinking, 'I'd so tap dat'''
There were none who were not dreaming of getting a hand and more, under that skirt.
A twinkle flashed in Mandy's eye, who'd get to pound her brown love knot?
and Mandy did wonder, down there, did he even have hair?
hope was fading fast that one would hear sweet Mandy's moan.
and it's likely they'd have done so, had Mandy not raised her hand.
With two motions of a finger, she let them know the game was still on.
but Mandy still ignored it, and Guy screamed, "Strike two!"
"If not Ax then who?" thought the boys, restless for a shag.
after dealing with Incognito, Mandy would be his to grind.
as he strutted, with eerie confidence, close to her shapely self.
and then her face did seem to crumble and wide her eyes did grow.
Women finding validation, cam-whoring through the night.
And somewhere Goatse is posted, causing newbies to scream out,
For Mandy did put out.
Yesterday,
Suddenly
Why's she saying no
Yesterday
Why's she saying no
Yesterday
Taco didn't seem so far away
Now I may as well just be gay
Oh I fapped lots, Yesterday
Life's not half as fun as it used to be
Pussy's so close, yet far from me
It went away, suddenly
I don't know, she doesn't say
Is there something wrong?
Do you have, an STD?
I looked past a Realdoll on Ebay
Now only fake-vag I shall lay
Flesh wasn't optional, yesterday
I don't know, she doesn't say
Is there something wrong?
Do you have, an STD?
Love was a couple'o beers away
Now it seems I'll have to wank all day
My cock didn't bleed, yesterday
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Lady Isabelle, I'm wonderin' you see
Tuesday night arrived home at my place
Lady Isabelle, yee of the shapely breast
Darth Taffy won?
Lady Isabelle, I contemplated bed
Monday morn for you is never ending
Lady Isabelle, I'm grovellin' at your feet
Wonderin' how you managed to overlook me
Losing to Tokka, that I can see
Riv, Shad and Dempro but Darth Taffy?
Wednesday morning checked if I had won
Started writing this song of protest
Ax has not won
Wonderin' if somethin' is wrong in your head
Listened to the Beatles so I wrote this instead
Friday night never lasts as long
Tuesday after your mind must be bending
Darth Taffy won?
Crying there's no peanut though my song was 1337
Come down to my house
It's a whole new religion
Samus is hard to resist
It's a whole new religion
Link will feed your obsession
Buy SNES for me, Buy SNES for me
Stick a cart in the slot
You can pull my pad out
If I beat you too much
A blinking star that you cannot do without
Link will feed your obsession
You'll be nothing if your health bar runs out
And she's never missed
She can take you out
With just a flick of her wrist
A blinking star that you cannot do without
Link will feed your obsession
You'll be nothing if your health bar runs out
If your health bar runs out
A blinking star that you cannot do without
SNES will be your religion
This thing you'll never doubt
Who needs Out-Run
Who needs Out-Run
Buy SNES for me, Buy SNES for me
Buy SNES for me, Buy SNES for me
Buy SNES for me
She looks like a beauty queen near the fax machine
She told me her name was Isabelle, as she caused a scene
People always told me be careful of what you do
Isabelle is not my lover
For almost thirty days and thirty nights
I told her baby that’s a threat
People always told me be careful of what you do
Isabelle is not my lover
I said don't mind, but what do you mean I'm not the one
Who will hump on the floor with you now?
She said I'm not the one who will hump on the floor with her now
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one
Who will hump on the floor with her now?
And don't be led around by your own private part
And mother always told me be careful of who you lust
And be careful of who ya' do 'cause her pill may need a boost
She's just a girl who claims that I'm not the one
And Axie still gets none
She says I'm not the one, and Axie still gets none
Time was on my side
But who can stand when she's in demand
My schemes and plans
Watched her hump Jude Law on the ground
So take my strong advice, just remember to never play nice
(Don't play nice)
As she looked at me
Then showed a photo of her hazel eyes
Porno I did find
Can I hump on the floor with her now?
And don't be led around by your own private part
She came and stood right by me
Then she turned into a loon
My screams filled the room
As she tossed me to my doom
She's just a girl who claims that I'm not the one
And Axie still gets none
Isabelle is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I'm not the one
And Axie still gets none
She says I'm not the one, and Axie still gets none
She says I'm not the one, and Axie still gets none
Isabelle is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I'm not the one
And Axie still gets none
She says I'm not the one, and Axie still gets none
She says I'm not the one, never again Axie gets some
She says I'm not the one
Isabelle is not my lover
Isabelle is not my lover
Isabelle is not my lover
Isabelle is not my lover
Isabelle is not my lover
Isabelle is not my lover
Picture yourself on the bridge of a supply ship with cool tinted windows
Woodland treehouses of ochre and green, towering over your head.
Leia in the trees with Ewoks
Followed her down from a bike to a treestump, where hairy tall people eat
Four-legged robots appear at the dish,
Luke is in the sky, with Vader
Viewing a battle on the bridge of a starship
X-wings lighting the sky with fireworks
and fins on its sides
Your presence is sensed, while the code gives you clearance, by a man with
mechanical eyes
Look for the girl with the buns in her hair
and she's gone
Leia in the trees with Ewoks
Leia in the trees with Ewoks
suspicious meat pies
the rebels are pissed as they look at the natives,
marching incredibly high
waiting to take you away
You talk to your dad, in him you sense conflict
and you’re gone
Luke is in the sky, with Vader
Luke is in the sky, with Vader
With Ackbar commanding shooting prototype ties
Suddenly the readings change at the station
So the Falcon blows it sky high
X-wings lighting the sky with fireworks
X-wings lighting the sky with fireworks
I've been working so hard
Now I gotta hump Moose
Hump Moose, wearing come-fuck-me boots
You're playing so cool, obeying every rule
Hump Moose, hump Moose, wearing come-fuck-me boots
I've got to turn you around...and put your
I'm punching my card
Eight hours for what?
Oh, tell me what I got
I've got this feeling
'Long time since you've tied me down
I'll hit the ceiling or else
I'll tear up this town
Please, Sunny, get down onto your knees
Dan, get Artax, come get yourself a midnight snack
Lose your blues, everybody go hump Moose...
Deep way down in your heart
You're burning yearning for some Sun
Somebody to tell you that humps ain't passing you by
I'm trying to tell you
They will if you don't even try
You'll get some if you'd only
Oo-wee Missie shake it, shake it for me
Woah, Zill-O come on, come on let's go
Lose your blues, everybody go hump Moose...
knees on the ground, you gotta be takin' it all
I'm humping Moose
(rpt 1...)