"Doh!" (Homer Simpson)
"A dictionary begins when it no longer gives the meaning of words, but their tasks." (Georges Bataille)
"I could go onstage, unzip my pants, and hang my dick out, and people would think it was a statement about something." (Bono, U2)
"When I by myself in my body see the splendor of passion which is now unknown, I'll see that my own eyes are only mirrors of the infinity of savagery." (Kathy Acker)
"As far as I'm concerned, the church has no right to open its mouth about sex for these reasons: First of all, none of them ever had sex. The second is that they do have sex." (Sinead O'Conner)
"My husband told me, 'If you were a born with a cock, you'd have no friends and you'd be in jail.'" (Shirley Manson, Garbage)
"The only way to get rid of temptation is to give in." (Joel Osbrink)
"Every man has has inside him a parasitic being who is acting not at all to his advantage." (William S. Burroughs)
"I wanted to marry Lucifer, even though I had a crush on Jesus." (Tori Amos)
"We hate Madonna. In the same manner that we hate Henry Rollins, and in the same way that we hate ourselves. The only things we really like are pot, sex, and Thai food." (Gibby Haynes, The Butthole Surfers)
"Are there flaws in my essay? Are there essays in my flaws?" (Me -- the conceited donut that I am, I'm quoting myself)
"My purpose in writing has always been to express human potentials and and purposes relevant to the Space Age." (William S. Burroughs)
"Despite the rhetoric, Silicon Valley at its core has never really been about technology or innovation. It's about finding a way to be your own boss and get rich while doing it." (Article in S.C.'s Good Times paper, July 11-17, 2002)
"This is my enormous dick that won't fit in a vagina but might if you can unhinge your jaw fit in your mouth." (Becky Ring, Conversation about Gay Porn)