• Liberals are excessive regulators, conservatives are tough on crime.

• Liberals have doomsday theories, conservatives are concerned.

• Liberals want to destroy, conservatives want to eliminate.

• Enviromentalists are agenda-oriented scientific community, the Bell Curve is scholarly proof.

• Liberals are outcasts, conservatives are rugged individuals.

• Liberals are fanatical, conservatives are faithful.

• Liberals go to cults, conservatives go to churches.

• Fetuses are murdered, Iraqis are neutralized.

• Liberals are aggressive, conservatives are assertive.

• Liberals are chicken, conservatives are safety-minded.

• Liberals are perverse, conservatives are creative.

• Liberals are disruptive, conservatives are active.

• Liberals are suicidal, conservatives are brave.

• Liberals rant, conservatives preach.

• Liberals lie, conservatives explain.

Et cetera.