NO FAT NO CHOLESTEROL
This may be hard to believe but it is quite true,
We have found ice cream right out of the blue,
That has no fat at all and no cholesterol either,
That saves worry and lots of pester and mither.

For you know you worry when you want ice cream,
On a low cholesterol diet it’s nowhere to be seen,
But sitting in the freezer in our local grocery store
This magic ice cream, at least four flavours, maybe more.

It is like a dream come true, lovely ice cream on the plate,
We double checked the label, Yes! We then didn’t hesitate
But had a couple of helpings, and tried to put it away,
Unfortunately we did not save any for another day.

But now right on top of our shopping list goes ice cream,
A thing on the list that has long since been quite unseen,
Yet from now on this sweet desert that seems like a dream,
So come round to our place and pig out on safe ice cream.

M Ann Margetson April 8, 2002