Asuka's Funny Moments

Moments with baka Shinji-kun: This one is right after they do their synchrinized attack against an Angel: Asuka: "You jerk! What are you doing on my Unit-02!" Shinji: "What are you talking about? You're the one who fell on me!" Asuka: "You're the one who lost time first, [stupid]! You're always so slow. What were you doing staying up so late last night?" Shinji: "Image training for today's battle!" Asuka: "Oh, image training, I just bet. Liar! I know you tried to kiss me while I was sleeping!" Shinji: "You CHEAT! You were awake?!" Asuka: "Oh my gosh, I was just kidding! Did you really kiss me? Eeewww!!" Shinji: "No, I didn't, I stopped, I . . . " Asuka: "[I think she said "perverted" somewhere]" I can't believe . . . Commander Fuyutski: (Asuka and Shinji are still arguing) "Those kids are embarrassing us again." Asuka kisses Shinji: Asuka:  "Hey Shinji, do you want to kiss me?" Shinji:  "Huh?" Asuka:  "You know, kissing, have you ever done it before?" Shinji:  "Ah-huh." Asuka:  "Well let's do it." Shinji:  "Ah, why?" Asuka:  "I got nothing else to do." She plugs his nose, too!  It's so funny!  Kissing with Shinji is not the best way for Asuka to kill time.  After that, she runs off and starts gargling madly!!  ^^;; Quotes aimed at Shinji and Asuka: Touji:  "Uh, oh. The newlyweds are fighting again." Random funny things: In the ep when Asuka comes in, she's changing into her plug suit. Shinji walks in. "HEY NO PEEKING!" When Asuka tells Shinji that the reason WHY she can't pass the tests (although she's graduated from college).  She can't read Kanji!! And the thermal expansion thing... Asuka's "ANTA BAKA?!"

She says a lot in German, so I tried putting that in brackets.