NEW!: What Michaelangelo had really intended...

Try the silly/strange world of captions. See into the minds
of 54º40, and tell us what you think they're pondering!

Urban poet Derrick I.M. Gilbert beat us to it.
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Some Signs This Whole 54º40 Thing Might Have Gone A Little Too Far

You saw a pair of those Sketchers shoes Phil wears and actually had to remind yourself that you didn't have any money. Your idea of jewlery is a candy necklace. You suddenly consider yourself a coffee connoisseur and preach to others about the merits of the french press. You've noticed a drastic increase in the amount of Ripzone apparel in your closet. At a show, you simply didn't notice the person repeatedly smashing into the back of your head as you were too busy watching for the chord positions in Lost And Lazy. Phil may not know your name, but he sure knows your face. You've decided to take up snowboarding. When you catch a pick at a concert, you think 'cool, a new thickness', and promtly add it to your collection. Suede shoes have a whole new meaning. You no longer consider Michael Jackson's white gloves to be silly, in fact you think they're quite practical. You just bought yourself a pair, even though you don't play the drums. You have more 54º40 t-shirts than for all other bands combined. You think of a show as an opportunity to update your wardrobe. You've stopped asking for autographs as they're starting to clutter your room. When someone asks what your favorite song is, you list recorded, live and acoustic versions. You grin each time you pass the old Smilin Buddha Cabaret despite the hookers and junkies passed out in front of it. When meeting someone for the first time, you instantly wonder if they're a 54º40 fan. Someone introduces themselves as Neil and you automatically smile. You find yourself quoting 54º40 lyrics in everyday conversations. Even the roadies are starting to recognize you. Food seems a trivial expense when 54º40 are slated to play your town. You consider learning Thai just for the heck of it. You actually noticed an error in the fan club bio that arrived in the mail. Radio stations start dedicating 54º40 songs to you even when you don't request them. You've made nicknames for the band. The band has made nicknames for you. You know more about upcomming concert dates than 54º40 does. When Phil and Neil make inside jokes on stage, you actually know what they mean. You don't just make eye contact with Phil anywhere, it's more like a conversation. You bring freshly ground coffee in an attempt to bribe your way backstage. You've timed when Casual Viewin plays on the Much More Music countdown, and set your VCR accordingly. You think Gabriolians are just so cool. You get off the Tsawassen ferry and wonder how far it is to Brad's house. You pop in Tom Lee music everytime you're on Granville just in case Matt dropped by. Your e-mail address is iluvbrad@jazzandjava.com. You think Watching You was written for you. You start to get edgy when you haven't checked the Juke Joint in over 24 hours. Your 54º40 fan club card sits in your wallet right behind your major credit card. Your webpage is called Assoholics Anonymous. You no longer think any of this the least bit strange.