Date: Sat, 15 Apr 2000 14:38:36 -0700
From: mikeh@cybertrails.com ("The Haggard")
Subject: [lpaz-repost] Fw: LOL
To: lpaz-repost@onelist.com
Claims to be an actual court transcript... but these urban =
legends.......but it seems to have a certain ring of truth... :)
The Haggard
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Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an = autopsy.
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began = the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law = somewhere.