We Hate the Government so, Joe
(new lyrics to the classic 
1960 Rolf Harris tune 
"Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport")

We hate the government so, Joe.
We hate the government so.
Take yer welfare and go, Joe.
We hate the government so.

Give our tax money back, Jack.
Give our tax money back.
At the point of a gun it's no fun, son.
Give our tax money back.

Shove yer rules up yer ass, Lass.
Shove yer rules up yer ass.
If ya shove yer rules up yer ass, Lass.
We'll stay away from yer ass.

All together now!
We hate the government so, Joe.
We hate the government so.
Take yer welfare and go, Joe.
We hate the government so.

The War on Drugs is a joke, bloke.
The War on Drugs is a joke.
Ya know it ain't worth a damn, Sam.
The War on Drugs is a joke.

Ban our beer and we'll cheer here.
Ban our beer and we'll cheer.
We may even drink to yer damn ban,
Cuz we'll be so bloody drunk.

All together now!
We hate the government so, Joe.
We hate the government so.
Take yer welfare and go, Joe.
We hate the government so.


We don't care who ya wham bam.
We don't care who ya screw.
But we're gonna make a big fuss, Gus,
If the person yer screwin is us.

We'll smoke and we'll die, yes we will, Bill.
We'll smoke and we'll die, yes we will.
But yer gonna die just as welland, Hell,
There's a lotta smoke down in Hell.

All together now!
We hate the government so, Joe.
We hate the government so.
Take yer welfare and go, Joe.
We hate the government so.


We'll cry when the government's dead, Fred.
We'll cry when the government's dead!
So we cried, "THE GOVERNMENT'S DIED!" Clyde,
And its head is hangin on the wall.

All together now!
We hate the government so, Joe.
We hate the government so.
Take yer welfare and go, Joe.
We hate the government so.

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