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Q: Are you guys members of The Metallica Club?
A: James: "Not yet in the Club. I´m not paying that ridiculous entry fee."

Q: James, I heard that you have stopped drinking and that you got married. Is that true?
A: James: "I stopped drinking and found out I was married."

Q: If you guys still playing when you are 50 or something, are you still going to be playing heavy metal?
A: Lars: "Good idea - maybe we will try playing heavy metal one day."

Q: Lars, do you still play tennis on your time off and how fast is your serve?
A: Lars: "Faster then 'Fight fire with fire'."

Q: What´s the weirdest thing you´ve been asked to sign?
A: Kirk: "Our first recording contract."
A:Jason: "A golfball, and a mainfold cover (while the car was running!)."
A:James: "A few cars and a baby."
A:Lars: "Tony Smith´s paycheck."

Q: What is former band member Ron McGovney doing these days?
A: Kirk: "Crying in his cereal."

Q: James, does smokig cigars ever screw with your voice?
A: James: "Sometimes, but I mostly screw with another part of my body".

Q: Hey Lars! How come there´s no Metallica logo on your stix?
A: Lars: "Cause I know what band I´m in"

Q: When the hell are you going to hit the fuckin´ road?
A: James: "When I fell outta my fukin´ truck".

Q: How old were you when you lost your viginity?
A: Kirk: "Which species are you talking about?"
A: James: "To a human?"

Q: Will Metallica ever come out with a greatest hits album?
A: James: "Each album is a greatest hits...lol. Just see us live and listen to it"

Q: Can you tell my daughter to turn your music down?
A: James: "WHAAAAAAT?"

Q: Where is the coolest place on earth?
A: James: "North Pole"

Q: Which spice girl would you kill first?
A: James: "The entire Spice Rack"

Q: James, do you have any names picked out for the baby yet?
A: James: "Axel...ha!"

Q: Jason, what do you have to do to make your name on the credit list? Is it enough if you make one riff to the song?
A: Jason: "Make an album with some other musicians."

Q: Are James and Lars still best friends?
A: Lars: "Were we ever???!!!!"
A: James: "Lars who?"

Q: Jason, what jobs did you have before you joined Metallica?
A: Jason: "Truck driver, pizza flipper."

Q: Have any band members been so sick that you have had to cancel a scheduled concert?
A: James: "Notes from Mommy don´t work in this outfit."
A: Kirk: "No. No matter how sick or hungover, the show must go on!!"

Q: Would you guys consider a band of fan clubbers opening for you?
A: Lars: "Hell yeah! As long as they´re not better than us."

Q: I was wondering if you guys have ever had a paranormal experience, and if so, what kind?
A: Kirk: "I had a vision you would be asking me this."
A: James: "I have a deja vu every once in a while. I have a deja vu every once in a while."

Q: I got this band and we write our own shit and pump out a lot of Metallica, but we don´t have a name for our band. Any suggestions?
A: James: "Shit Pumperz"
A: Jason: "Shitpump?"
A: Kirk: "Tape Recorder, or Chocolate Anus"

Q: Did any of you sell your hair to wig companies when you cut it?
A: James: "They wouldn´t take it. They said it was too ambused and smelly.

               drinks and alcohol-free beer for James.  There’s also a joke written on the side:

              "I wasn’t always gay- I just got sucked into it!!"
 

               Remains", is an ex-girlfriend of Mick Jagger. A  famous rumour involves the

              couple in some extremely kinky activity with a Mars Bar...
 

               earth is flat too!!
                 Andersen Lee and her ex-husband Tommy Lee’s homevideo activities on a boat

               outside L.A.  I bet you’re a bit jealous, Jamie!
 

                also digs drugs. 1