* You know your favorite opera singer's costume size (you also have a good memory to be able to remember so many numbers!)
* You clean your rosin dust in the same manner that Jascha Heifitz cleaned his.
* You only date other musicians.
* Your catch Phrase is " I can't ....I have rehearsal."
* Your Idea of having a life is sitting at home on a Saturday night with Mahler symphony, listening to your favorite recording of it while all the time following with the score. Just the thought brings me uncontrollable excitement!
* You surf online music e-shops only to realize that you can't afford anything because you are a musician.
* You hope to model your lifestyle after your favorite opera diva (goodbye, friends).
* You find it impossibly to carry on a conversation with discussing the glories of classical music and/or opera.