sunday, february 10, 2002

yuppie! y will not go home tomorrow, and surely not until after valentine. so it's going to be our first valentine. my first valentine ever. nothing fancy or over romantic ok? just a whole day with y ...
should i buy something for him, like a dozen roses or set up a romantic candle light dinner? lol. well i'll figure out something later. meanwhile i just want to tell you all ... i love y because he makes my life complete. ^_^

@ 11:23 p.m. GMT+8
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saturday, february 9, 2002

yesterday was the first day of ada apa dengan cinta. i didn't go to the movie today because it's saturday and i'm sure there are lots of people seeing the movie today especially teens, yay!

anyway, p came over after work. we were supposed to talk about enrico, her recent crush, but y was here so we didn't talk much just other things. we then had dinner at dolphin's and y and i kept teasing her about enrico. obviously the girl's in love, i can see that. the world can see that. i hope the incident with mike will not happen again with en.

@ 12:12 p.m. GMT+8
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friday, february 8, 2002

i hardly could write when i'm with y. when he's here, he's using the computer all the time. and by the time he goes home, i'm already too tired to type something.

anyway, yesterday we went to see the princess diaries and two days before we saw a knight's tale. the first movie was just like typical teen movies: about love, friendship etc. the second one is so-so, not really amusing or anything. you're gonna love heath ledger there though.

@ 11:56 p.m. GMT+8
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wednesday, february 6, 2002

365 days of sex

to my dear girlfriend (wife):
during the past year i have tried to make love to you 365 times. i have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. the following is a list of why i did not succeed more often:
54 times the sheets were clean
7 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be asleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear us

of the 36 times i did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:
6 times you just laid there
8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
7 times i had to wake you and tell you i finished
1 time i was afraid i had hurt you because i felt you move

to my dear boyfriend (husband)):
i think you have things a little confused. here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:
5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
36 times you did not come home at all
21 times you didn't cum
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and your nose was running
2 times you had a splinter in your finger
20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day
6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching football, baseball, etc. on TV

of the times we did get together:
the reason i laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets.
i wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what i said was, "would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?"
the time you felt me move was because you farted and i was trying to breathe.

once you read this letter you have to keep it going. this game has been played since 1996. you must send this letter to 7 people. on the 5th day someone will ask you out or say "i love, you." this is not a joke. it has worked for many years. if you break the chain, you will have bad luck with guys/girls forever.
t his is just for future readers. this began in 1996, not much of a past, but it works. so here are the rules:
*if you read this on a sunday, wish for a really fun week
*if you read this on a monday, wish for money
*if you read this on a tuesday, wish for love
*if you read this on a wednesday, wish for success
*if you read this on a thursday, wish for anything you want
*if you read this on a friday, wish for a really hot date
*if you read this on a saturday, wish for an important phone call.
send this to people (after you make a wish). make sure it is sent as soon as you read it or your wish won't come true

as sent by victor

@ 3:56 p.m. GMT+8
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wednesday, february 6, 2002

1. only in america
can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance
2. only in america
are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink
3. only in america
do drugstores make the stick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front
4. only in america
do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a diet coke
5. only in america
do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters
6. only in america
do we leave cars worth thousand of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage
7. only in america
do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place
8. only in america
do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight
9. only in america
do they have drive-up ATM machines with braille lettering

in case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
1. on a sears hairdriver: "do not use while sleeping." [gee, that's the only time i have to work on my hair].
2. on a bag of fritos: "you could be a winner! no purchase necessary. details inside." [evidently, the shoplifter special.]
3. on a bar of dial soap: "directions: use like regular soap." [and that would be how ...?]
4. on some swanzon frozen dinners: "serving suggestions: defrost." [but it's JUST a suggestion.]
5. on tesco's tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of the box): "do not turn upside down." [oops, too late!]
6. on marks & spencer bread pudding: "product will be hot after heating." [as sure as the night follows the day!]
7. on packaging for a rowenta iron: "do not iron clothes on body." [but wouldn't this save even more time?]
8. on boot's children's cough medicine: "do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." [we could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just OSHA to get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.]
9. on nytol sleep aid: "warning: may cause drowsiness." [one would hope.]
10. on most brands of christmas lights: "for indoor or outdoor use only." [as opposed to what?]
11. on a japanese food processor: "not to be used for the other use." [i gotta admit, i'm curious.]
12. on sainsbury's peanuts: "warning: contains nuts."
13. on an american airlines packet of nuts: "instructions: open packet, eat nuts."
14. on a child's superman costume: "wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

as sent by joe

@ 3:30 p.m. GMT+8
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tuesday, february 5, 2002

i talked with p and n at yahoo messenger. my mic doesn't work so p and i were just typing and n was talking. it was so funny. we kept teasing him about the night when he was with nivke before he left to jakarta. i thought he was still thinking about his ex girlfriend. no, not anymore i think. well not that he's in love with nivke now. it's just that he doesn't think about his ex that much anymore. he knows that they're only friends now and it's time to move on. i wish him the best of luck.

@ 11:28 p.m. GMT+8
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monday, february 4, 2002

i talked with _fly_ in irc just now. i haven't seen him for almost a month and he asked me how i've been doing. how i'm doing? i'm in love. everytime y came home, i fell in love with him all over again. see? i can't stop writing about y. you're probably bored with this. y and y everyday. maybe i won't write about him this much if he's already gone back to jogja. maybe. or i'll still be writing about him but not this often. or i don't want him to go anywhere without me.

@ 12:20 p.m. GMT+8
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monday, february 4, 2002

you are a DUMBLEDORE to harry! you are kind, nice and a bit crazy. everyone looks up to you and respects you. you're basically the nice old guy in the bunch ;D

which adult in harry's life are you?

@ 12:00 p.m. GMT+8
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monday, february 4, 2002

i joined so many cliques and rings today (as you see on the left side). i'm waiting for y as we are supposed to see a knight's tale at 4 p.m. maybe he doesn't feel very well again. i don't feel very well myself either. i feel so weak.

@ 3:05 p.m. GMT+8
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