disclaimer

It is important to note that in the making of this website:

1) No animals, plants, children, elves, gnomes, dwarves, hobbits or fairies were harmed during the process of building...

2) Any similarities to any persons mentioned in the site are HARDLY coincidental...everything said is DEFINITELY intentional...(sorry vARnish)

3) All photographs of vARnish, my friends, myself or any other persons even remotely related to me are properties of those people and me...in other words, ASK ME BEFORE I SEE ONE OF THE PICS HERE IN SOME DEROGATORY MAGAZINE / NEWSPAPER!!! The intellectual properties of all mp3s or other forms of downloadable music remain mine (or to the person who contributed them). PLEASE try not to use them for some random karaoke session...

4) This site is BEST viewed on IE 5.0 using 800 x 600 resolution...using any other version / display may result in severe headaches and no blame should befall the author

5) Simon Lee is a complete twat / wanker / tosser / dare i say it l***r [delete where applicable] (sorry getting carried away here)

6) 8 bacon sides were used for my midnite snack

7) 6 Litres of Coca Cola were expended

8) 2 bowls of Kellogg's Frosties were eaten

9) My flatmates were all severely irritated by my excitement upon completion of the site (big it up man...keep it real...)

and FINALLY
10) the author of the website (I believe that's me) almost lost all form of sanity and eye ability...THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR READING THIS COMPLETE LOAD OF NONSENSICAL RAMBLING...