Yo, do you hate Ash? Take this short little quiz to find out. No experience necessary!

1. You see Ash walking down the street. What do you do?

Frown a little at him
Run over and give him a big hug
Push him in the path of a bus and watch him die!
Trip him
Give him some good kicks

2. If Ash went to school, what grade do you think he'll get?

C
A+++++, he's sooo smart!
None. He won't go to school. He'll fail the admittance test
D
F

3. Ash Ketchum is going to be your partner for track meet. You-

Scowl and tease him
Say "I'm so lucky to have you for my partner"
Poison his food beforehand
Pinch him, and pretend you didn't do it
Steal his track uniform at the last minute

4. Ash tags you in LaserQuest. What do you do?

Shout and cuss at him
It's such an honor to be tagged by Ash Ketchum!
He won't tag me. He's too stupid to
Tag him back and run for it!
Clobber him with your laser

5. How many Pokemon do you think Ash will have at the end of this year?

Probably 1 more
All of them!
NONE!
Only his original Pokemon
Only his Pikachu!

6. Ash bakes a dessert for a bake sale. You-

Sample some...
Eat it right away!
Knock it over on Ketchum's head
Try the Cherry Crisp that Monica made instead
Look at his desert and ask "Is it food?"

7. Ash meets Nurse Joy. What do you think she'll do?

Scowl heavily at him
Give him a hug, he's irresistable!
Kill him! Who likes that little beep?
Kick him
Slap him over and over again

8. You must buy a present for Ash. You choose-

A plastic necklace
Everything he wants, from candy to gold!
A bomb that blows up once he opens the box
Nothing
Everything Ash hates

9. Ash Ketchum wants to sing a song at your dinner party. What do you do?

Boo and hiss after the song
Scream "Of course I'll let you!"
Knock him out before he goes onstage
Say "NO!" loudly
Start a food fight so he will be interrupted

10. If Ash goes to school, how many times do you think he'll repeat fifth grade?

None. He'll just go in it and go
None! He'll skip it!
Over and over and over till he's dead
2 times
10 times



I took this code from the What Kind Of Friend Are You quiz, who in turn took it from the New Year's Resolution Quiz, who in turn took it from the Beatle's quiz, who in turn took it from some one else but I'm too lazy to find out who.

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