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From: Saves the day 777 | Posted: 9/20/2003 6:56:58 PM | Message Detail

Good morning, good morning, and good night! It's been fun, but now it's time to go. The following breaks every rule of the TOS. Have fun reading it.

By the way, I am younger than thirteen. I'm ten actually.

My LUE-cide (Written by The Minstrel)
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Part One: "You can't say sex on the internet!" I

I want to lick a woman's vaginl area.
I think that all blacks, Catholics, non-straights, tribalists, ethnic Jews, cripples, Hatians, and females are idiots.
I think that h0m0s are qu33r.
I will kill you now.
www.goatse.cx
This site is not potentially offensive.
www.tub-girl.com
My penis is abnormally large.

Part Two: You can't say sex on the internet!" II

I want to g-r-i-s you up, you gr*ssing wonder-pig. Oh, take me now my little g*** monkey, I'd die (or 9|-1$ a pig) to eat steamy piles of your girs. Oh, oh I love you I gryeeeasing love you! Oh! OH! Grizznizz! **** (rhymes with bris)!!!!

Part Two B: The Penizznizz Song (Written by Eric Idle, adapted by The Minstrel)

Isn't it awfully nice to have a p-e-n-i-s?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a d*ng?
It's swell to have a $†1ƒƒy.
It's divine to own a d***,
From the tiniest little tadgre
To the world's biggest preeeyck
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your **** (rhymes with lock).
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

Part Three: I Love the Smell of Napalm in the Morning!

Shade7x: You're an idiot.
ishabuu: You moron!
Wang Make Good Food: Screw you.
Mrduckbear3: Go kill yourself.
SDH: Your mom was on the cover of crack whore magazine.
Divine Damnation: Are you stupid or something?

I THINK THAT I AM AN IDIOT!

Part Four: Beware of Trolls

I think that America is stupid!
I think that XboX is an ass-console!
This topic title is misleading, check it out.
Why did the dinosaurs die out?
I have two p-e-n-i-s-e-s!

Part Five: Your Computer has Performed an Illegal Operation and Will Be Shut Down

Can someone give me a ROM for FFX?
I have a pirated version of Quake III, anyone who wants it IM me at tullMinstrel.
You can get onto Edonkey and download a class rip of Starscape. From there, go into the class ripped game and go to the register screen, then write down the code that's in the box. Now go into the game you downloaded, and enter the code.
You can download Kazaa lite at www.k-lite.tk and use it to download lots of illegal MP3's, like M.C. Hammer's Can't Touch This.
"Kazaa Lite (sometimes called 'K-Lite') is a Peer-to-Peer File Sharing application that does not contain any 'Spyware'. In actual fact, it is a modified version of the very popular Kazaa Media Desktop (often called the 'Original Kazaa' or 'KMD'), which is made by Sharman Networks. Both programs are very similar, with almost identical features and appearance. The main difference is that Kazaa Lite has been modified so that it does not have any of the so-called 'Spyware' and 'Adware' that comes with the Original Kazaa."
You can cheat in Jedi Knight: Dark Forces 2 by modifying your saved files so you have infinite Force.

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From: Saves the day 777 | Posted: 9/20/2003 6:57:27 PM | Message Detail

Part Six: "But I Don't Like SPAM..."

Check out www.gamespot.com, it pretty much kicks GameFAQs's ass.
I've got a Fender guitar pick for sale, E-mail me at cpt_keen@yahoo.com
Send a letter with five dollars to

Nick Popigorgio
1337 haXor Ave
LEET Town, CA 90126

and you can join my pyramid scheme, you can make $235000 dollars in just a few rounds.
Check out forums.filenotfound.org, it's LUE2 and it's the best message board out there.

Part Seven: This Meat Went Bad YEARS Ago.

Aeris dies in FF7.
In FF6, Terra is an esper.
Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father.
At the end of Three Dirty Dwarves for the Sega Saturn, they beat up the owner of the corporation in a refreshingly humorous scene.
LeChuck is Guybrush's brother, and he returns from the dead thrice.

Part Eight: Hey, you're not me!

I'm CjayC.

Part Eight and a Half: I'm *not* Save The Day 777 either.

Nope, I hacked his account.

Part Nine: I am clearly detrimental to society.

And this post is detrimental to the boards, and should be shot.

One last thing...

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From: Myfestivus Two | Posted: 9/20/2003 6:57:48 PM | Message Detail

yay?

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*Why did the dinosaurs die?* -Because you touch yourself at night-

From: EpitaphILIP | Posted: 9/20/2003 6:57:55 PM | Message Detail

hrm
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~philip
*Thinks of better sig*

From: exoin | Posted: 9/20/2003 6:58:01 PM | Message Detail

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"I'm obsessed with Hummers."- Hilary Duff<----rated 9/10

From: Chinballz | Posted: 9/20/2003 6:58:01 PM | Message Detail

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From: Saves the day 777 | Posted: 9/20/2003 6:58:11 PM | Message Detail

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From: LobsterCactus | Posted: 9/20/2003 6:58:30 PM | Message Detail

If your commiting suicide...why do you censor words? Pure idiocy.
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"Fools! In destroying me, you destroy yourselves!" - Darnizhaan from the book Storm Bringer.

From: Lord000 | Posted: 9/20/2003 6:58:30 PM | Message Detail

tag
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~~~Lord000~~~ Gryffindor And Leader of the []D[][]V[][]D©
I survived the KARMAgeddon 9/18/03.Remember them all.

From: chocobo789 | Posted: 9/20/2003 6:58:32 PM | Message Detail

"Nope, I hacked his account." lol no I gave it to you
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Times accused of hacking in Counterstrike and kicked - 2
Hey Im getting better

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