The Sorting Ceremony


1) Your Parents want you to become a doctor, but you're not really that keen on the idea. What do you do?

a) Give it a shot. Maybe it won't be so bad...
b) Stand up to them! There's no way in hell you're letting them run your life!
c) Subtly persuade them with decent evidence that your career choice is equally valid.
d) 'Accidentally' fail all your science courses, thereby ruining all chances of getting into med school.


2) You find half a mug of Butterbeer sitting idly on the table. You:

a) Don't know who's been messing with it. Test it on a Hufflepuff.
b) Offer it to a thirsty student who needs it more than you.
c) Drink it yourself.
d) Try to figure out who left it behind and why.


3) You find out that your significant other has been cheating on you. Apalled, you:

a) Make 'em bleed...
b) Blackmail 'em with those secrets you've been hoarding since day one. Goodbye reputation!
c) Have quite a bit of trouble deciding which hex to use...perhaps you can fuse a few together?
d) Cry yourself to sleep.


4) Midterms are tomorrow...what are you doing this evening?

a) You could brew a pepper-up potion in your sleep. You're relaxing so you don't get too tense tomorrow.
b) You're revising lightly. With the tutoring sessions and hard work this term, you're feeling pretty confidant.
c) You're cramming like you've never crammed before!
d) You're laughing at the poor saps who haven't been buttering up the teacher all term.


5) When you got your letter of acceptance to Hogwarts, your first reaction was to:

a) Smile knowingly. You never doubted your magical talents.
b) Jump for joy!
c) Worry about...well, just about everything
d) Grab the knight's bus to Diagon Alley to check out some of the textbooks.


6) Potions class is going great, until suddenly and surprisingly, your cauldron explodes! So, Snape is swooping down upon you, fixing you with his iciest glare. The first thing out of your mouth is:

a) eep!
b) ...too much aconite, methinks.
c) What! It wasn't my fault!
d) Hey sir, how's it going?


7) It seems the House Elves have finally sided with SPEW! They're on strike, so the only food that is capable of magically making itself is 3-year-old Kraft Dinner. What do you do?

a) Chow down. So the cheese is a little green, no biggie, right?
b) You and a small congress of students approach the House elves, hoping to come to a swift and effective compromise.
c) You take over the role of house elf until the said embassy can get things settled. You certainly hope it doesn't take too long!
d) You owled home at the first sign of trouble, and are recieving gourmet food three times a day.


8) Yule Ball is approaching, and you need to find yourself a date. How do you choose?

a) Date...? Like the opposite sex? HOGWARTS IS CO-ED?!?!? *blushes*
b) Whoever will look good on your arm.
c) Someone attractive and witty. You'd certainly hate to get caugth with some moron who can't string two sentences together all evening!
d) Well, there's that someone you've been coyly hinting your affections towards. It's been a few months and your feelings aren't quite a secret anymore. That special someone would be the natural choice.


9) Hogwarts just got a music program! What are you going to play?

a) Something rich and melodic.
b) Something that's hailed as a beautiful instrument.
c) Something loud and fun.
d) Something challenging to master.


10) Today's divination class requires the reading of Tarot Cards. The central card that describes your personality is:

a) The Hermit: an isolationist, you trust nothing beyond the self. Meh, at least it's got a snake on it.
b) The Lovers: Hopeful, optimistic, and sensitive to the needs of others, you are in-tune with your surroundings. You sigh hopelessly and continue to stare out the window at fluffy clouds, having equally fluffy daydreams.
c) The Magician: You have all the tools infront of you for success in any field. What you choose to pursue follows careful thought and calculating consideration. Impressed by the accuracy of the reading thus far, you make a note to pick up a book on Tarot next Hogmeade weekend.
d) The Fool: Heedlesly charging into most situations, and often falling off rather perilous proverbial cliffs. Caution would be a mercy if you could manage to achieve it. You proceed to chuck the cards hard against the wall, reminding yourself that divination is a load of tripe anyhow.


Ready to find out where you belong?


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