Most lipstick contains fish feces! And blood!
The first product to have a bar code was tooth decay!
A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off--it dies from boredom!
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a cockroach head!
It's against the law to pawn your relatives in Las Vegas!
The sun is 3 times larger than the earth!
No piece of square dry paper can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4-foot tall child inside!
A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle, a group of geese in the air is a bullshit!
Over 35,000,000 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people!
If you counted 24 hours a day, it would take 31,688 years to reach one trillion! And you'd be really bored!
George Washington invented marijuana!
People are actually animals!
A "minute" is an actual unit of time for 60 seconds!
There are over 700 vowels in the word "brain dead"!
Porcupines float in water, alive or dead, but better dead!
The sentence "Abcdefhijklmnopqrstuvwx and z." uses every letter of the alphabet except y!
In Pennsylvania, pretzels with ice cream is a popular treat!
The average life span of a major league baseball player is 86 to 92 years!
The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 4 days, 7 hours, 58 minutes, and 20 seconds!
The sloth (a mammal) moves so slowly that you can't see it!
A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4-foot tall child inside!
There are 40-foot long white alligators in the sewers of New York! And they need a new leader!
People in Ancient Greece had flushing toilets made of the finest marble!
A hummingbird doesn't weigh anything at all! Nothing!
Ugly people aren't as smart as regular people!
There used to be a state in the United States called Franklin. In 1796, it became Tennessee!
Cat urine glows under a black-light!
In Natoma, Kansas, it's illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits!
A termite outweighs a human 10 to 1!
"Rap" music drives most reptiles insane!
People only use 10 percent of their muscle cells! See how stupid that sounds?
The Mint once considered producing doughnut-shaped coins made out of leather!
Abraham Lincoln had a secretary named John F. Kennedy who was assasinated in Dallas in 1963!
The only 15-letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightables"!
It's illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while you're sitting on a curb in St. Louis!
In France, they have a special machine that washes dishes!
Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive with false teeth in the summertime!
Even though they live in the ocean, fish are mammals!
A crocodile always grows new teeth to replace the old teeth, which it spits at birds to knock them off tree branches!
The letter "G" is in the word "growth"!
Clinophobia is the fear of people's lower lips!
Windmills always turn counter-clockwise. Except for the windmills on the moon, they don't turn at all!
Camels have 16 eyelids and one anus-lid to protect themselves from blowing sand!
The average telephone can communicate with spirits in the afterlife and tell time!
A bowl of Rice Krispies has enough riboflavin to kill a small dog!
The continent of Asia is wide enough to fit a 4-foot tall child inside!
You're born with 300 bones, but when you get to be an adult, you only have 206! The remaining bones are ingested and turned into methane!
The duck-billed platypus stores its young in a Swiss bank account until they're old enough to be put inside tiny eggs, where they will grow up to be beautiful butterflies!
King James was a woman!
The placement of a donkey's eyes in its head enables it to see all four feet at all times--even with its eyes closed!
18% of people under 21 read 13% of all printed material produced in the Northern 5.5% of the United States!
Yellow is the closest color to freedom!
A cat can dig a tunnel 300 feet long in just one night!
Ancient Egyptians slept on pillows made of stone with iron spikes sticking into their heads!
The electric chair was invented by a dentist who was later executed for inventing such a horrible machine!
'Sorry' is just another word for "I'm a loser"!
One out of every 4 Americans has appeared on television!
The average North American automobile will eat about 11.9 pounds of cereal per year!
It's against the law to have sex or swear in a certain church in Omaha, Nebraska!
The glue on stamps is wide enough to fit a 4-foot tall child inside!
5% of Canadians don't know the first 7 words of the Burkina Faso anthem, but know the first 9 of the American anthem!
In the middle ages, people believed in witches that could cast evil spells on people!
Over 10,000 birds a year die from smashing into people!
The state of Florida is heavier than England!
Walking is a method of transportation based on pushing sideways on the ground with your feet!
Albert Einstein, lightbulb inventor, was afraid of the dark!
Betty Crocker was a real person who spied for the Nazis during World War II!