December, 2000
Hello again everyone!
Annie here. If all you wanted for Christmas this year was a letter from your favorite preschooler, me Annie, then your wish just came true! If you wanted something that cost actual money, well... better see my parents.
For those of you who may have lost track, I'm now four years old - and what a wonderful four years it has been. And, to spare you the trouble of having the FBI crime labs determine my height and weight from these pictures, I now stand 40 inches tall and weigh 31 pounds.
I'm pleased to say that I've made Santa's nice-list again this year - some of you may have heard otherwise but rumors of my naughty-list status were greatly exaggerated. Oh, I was plenty concerned, so I had my Dad hack into Santa's computer network and delete a few 'minor' blemishes from my record in his database. My Mom was afraid this might send the wrong message such as crime pays but I comforted her, not to worry - Dad already taught me that long ago.
In light of my skillfully attained nice-list status, many of you will want to know what I want for Christmas this year. Well, like most kids, it is probably easier to list what I don't want instead of what I do, so for your convenience I've included on the back of this newsletter the complete list of everything I don't want for Christmas this year. So, have fun shopping and remember... little girls are only four once.
What - some of you haven't heard of AnnieLand?! Well, it's only the hottest almost-all-Annie site on all of the world wide web - 'almost-all' only because my Dad will sometimes sneak a picture of himself onto my popular site. When this happens I just delete all his files and blame it on some new computer virus - that keeps him busy for days and oh what fun. So have Santa bring you new high-speed internet access and check out AnnieLand at www.geocities.com/anboytim.
Well, it looks like I'm outta space so go easy on the eggnog and have a safe and happy holiday season. See you in 2001! Hugs and kisses... ANNIE