My Interview with Zelgadiss Me: Hello everyone and welcome to another interview! Today I have with me a friend that our earlier interviewee Gourry suggested, Zelgadiss Greywards! Welcome to the interview Zelgadiss! Zelgadiss: Hmph. Me: So Zelgadiss, there seems to be a lot of confusion about how to spell your name. Tell us, is it one "s" or two? Zelgadiss: It's two "s", even though tons of people spell it with one. (authors note: according to the manga, it's two "s") Me: Neat! So then, how old are you? Zelgadiss: ... Me: Um, I asked how old you were? Zelgadiss: ...18...if you must know... Me: So then Zelgadiss, do you have any family? Zelgadiss: The biggest @#$%&# in the world for one. That's all I'm saying. Me: Oooooooookkkkkk, I hope the censors bleeped that. So, got a best friend? Zelgadiss: ... Me: Aw come on, you must have SOMEONE whose a best buddy! Zelgadiss: I have no best friends... Me: Ok, do you have a girlfriend? Zelgadiss: *Sputters* HUH?!?! Me: Aha! I got ya! Who is it? Come on, spill it! Zelgadiss: No one! Nobody! *Suddenly the dead-bolted doors explode, Lina Inverse right behind them* Zelgadiss: ... Me: ACK!!! No again! I just had those replaced! Lina: Aw come on Zel, you know you're totally into Amelia! Zelgadiss: (Tries desperately to keep his cool) I am not. Lina: Yes you are! Zelgadiss: (Losing his cool) I...am...not... Lina: Yes you are! Zelgadiss: *Blushing furiously* AM NOT!!! Lina: *Having fun with this* ARE TOO!!! Zelgadiss: AM NOT!!! Lina: ARE TOO!!! Me: *Hides* Why me? Zelgadiss: I don't have time for this *Reverts back to his normal cool self, casts a sleep spell on Lina* Lina: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... Zelgadiss: ... Me: ... Zelgadiss: ... Me: *Climbing out from under the chair* So, er, um, what's your favorite food. Zelgadiss: (Cooly) ...I have no favorite food. Me: Um, don't you eat? Zelgadiss: ...Yes... Me: Well, what's your favorite thing to eat? Zelgadiss: ...Coffee... Me: That's a drink. Zelgadiss: It's my favorite thing. Me: Ok... Zelgadiss: Coffee and tea, that's all I eat and drink all day long... Me: Wow, I'm surprised you haven't keeled over and died yet from all that caffeine! Zelgadiss: (Getting annoyed) ... Me: Moving on, what are you up to now? Doing anything special? Zelgadiss: ...Same as always...looking for my cure... Me: Oh. Zelgadiss: ... Me: Well, I think we're about done here, anything else you'd like to add? Zelgadiss: ... Me: Ok then, join me next time for another interview with the Slayers!