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Slayers ACK! By - Linnet It’s another glorious day in the Viridian Forest, and Pokémon trainer Amelia Wil Telsa Saillune is on her way to the local gym. With her are her friends Pikachu, Luna, and Gabumon. "This is gonna be so great!" exclaims Amelia cheerfully to her comrades. "I only need to fight one more evil creature and get a Clow Card, and then I can go to McDonalds!" she sighs in longing. "McDonalds…Oh! The ultimate prize!" "Don’t get too cocky, Amelia," said Luna, swishing her tail urgently. "This last battle will probably be very dangerous." "I know, I know. But I know I’ll WIN!" Luna sweatdropped. Just then…WHOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!!!! A big gust of wind swoops down upon our heroes, settling and yielding the tall, dark figure that is D. Amelia blinks, gaping. "Wh…Who is THAT?" Gabumon looks up at D. "I think it might be the final monster!" "Pika pi pika!" D pulls out his long sword. "Fight me," he says bluntly. "He’s not very nice," whispered Amelia. "Don’t just stand there! Fight!" screeched Luna. "Right! I choose you, PIKACHU!" "Pika piiii!" Pikachu dashes up to D, tense and ready to do what he does best; and that’s to bite his kneecaps. But lo! D merely swishes his sword but once, and the little yellow rat is flung out of commission. "Oh dear! Pikachu, you’re worthless! (That he is my friend. That he is.) Gabumon! Try your luck!" "Blue blaster!" The fuzzy lizard guy with the gold stick stuck in his head let loose a furious attack at their dampyr assailant; but it doesn’t even phase him. Instead, Gabumon gets a new insert hole for another horn thing, and is knocked out of the way. Amelia whimpers helplessly, "What do I do? What do I do?" Closes eyes and cringes for inevitable doom. --Scene fades slowly out— --Fades back in— "Amelia? Ameeeelia?" Gourry pokes the drooling damsel on the forehead several times. Snorting, she shoots up, shrieking, "PIKACHUUU!!!" Lina blinks. "What?" Amelia blushes furiously. It was a dream…^^() BWUAHAHA! *throws the Pikachu fluff toy into an iron maiden* …I know…I’m a little stinker! ^^ Disclaimer: see chaps 1-4. Back Chapter 7 |