By - Linnet
"HA! I win! I win! I win!"
"Wha?! No! Cheater!"
"Nyah Nyah! I won fair and square!"
"…A first."
"At least I can win!"
"You dirty little…! GET BACK HERE!"
"There they go again…"
Little Lina Inverse leaned against a small tree, playing with one of her braided pigtails and pouted. "I shoulda won. I’m five and a half!"
"But Lina, Xelloss is three hundred and…and…" Gourry started counting on his fingers; one, two, "and three!" He smiled proudly, even if he didn’t even know how to count to four.
Sweatdropping, Lina thwapped Gourry across the head with a plastic shovel. "Shut up! So he’s old…If he’s so smart, he should be in FIRST grade."
"COME HERE AND FIGHT LIKE A MAZOKU!!!" Firia screeched insanely, wielding a foam mace. "You cheater! You dope! Get back here you piece of poo!" She swung at her levitated foe, tripping and landing in the sandbox. Tail twitching as she shook off sand, she cried, "You scardey-cat!!!"
"Oh, my," jeered her prey from above as he waved his index finger. "Didn’t your mommy tell you to play nice? Ohhhhhhhh," he smirked, grinning and shaking some of his purple hair away, "maybe dragons don’t want that….Maybe she teaches you to fight dirty!"
Firia twitched again, baring her teeth. "YOU TAKE THAT BACK! DON’T TALK ABOUT MY MOMMY LIKE THAT!"
Xelloss snickered again, floating merrily to the swings. He flopped into one and zipped up his cute little vest, sneering at Firia. Swinging, he chanted, "Firia’s violent! Firia’s violent! Nyah Nyah!"
Lina rolled her eyes and shoveled sand into a pail. "What weirdos." She glared dangerously at Gourry and Amelia, who were staring at the loony chase around the playground. "HEY! I’m not the only one here digging for treasure! Get to it!" She threw shovels at them and they started digging diligently.
~Triumphant pose of victory~ Look at that piece of work! Haha!!! Look at me actually work on a story! ~Cringes at the Schizophrenia fans~ Er…I mean! I’m working reeeally hard on the Jeopardy! story as we speak! ~Zips away from the raging crowd~ Jaaaaa!!!!!!!!!
Notice! None o’ the Slayers characters are of my property! Just the idea of them in seriously terrifying school clothes…that was all me! ^^! So, just realize this is just a nonsense story full of lunacy!