Subject: Dragonball Z WAzzup
Date: Sat, 2 Sep 2000 01:36:00 -0500
Hey, just so you know, I am one of about three hundred million viewers
that enjoy the wazzup commercial, while you are one
of a tiny fraction of that number, mostly comprised of seven-year-olds,
that actually enjoy that wierd cartoon show. Just a
little info to help you make fun of generally beloved culture using
obscure children's titles.
~Will
Dear Will,
Well, the interesting thing about Dragon
Ball Z, Tenchi Universe, Gundam W, Sailor Moon,
and other animie is that they really aren't shows targeted towards kids
in Japan, more like late teens and early twenties. Animation is not
a respected media in the United States, it is considered to be "kids stuff"
in modern culture. If you look at the old Bugs Bunny and Loony
Toons shorts, they really weren't kids stuff; they were geared towards
adults. (How many kids could have gotten the social references in
the cartoons back where they were made? It has been so many decades
that we have forgotten those references too- we just see the silliness
and violence. Not that there's anything wrong with that...)
I think that American animation was ruined as a medium by Hanna-Barbera
in the 60's, 70's, and '80's. (Tell me that you don't remember the
"Wonder Twins", "Smurfs", and "Scrappy Doo".) But I guess that's
neither here nor there.
Besides, it's not the commercial that I take
offense with, it was the overuse of it on the NewGrounds portal.
I could care less about that one or the frogs, lizards, or whatever else
anyone could come up with- it was that there were at least a dozen movies
with the same audio but different pictures with moving mouths. That
is what annoys me so much about "Wazzup".
And besides, the word "beloved" to describe
a commercial and the number three hundred million are both a bit of an
over-estimation...
Later,
Septy. P.S. Just because something wasn't
generated by out meat-market, cookie cutter, anything-for-a-buck Euro-centric
culture, it doesn't make it "wierd", just different. Open you mind
up and learn to appreciate things that are different; you might just like
the fresh air.
From: BEHEADED98@xxx.com
Date: Wed, 30 Aug 2000 11:51:53 EDT
Subject: DBZ
To: septy@geocities.com
that Dragon ball z cartoon was pretty gay
Dear Be,
Gee, and I worked so hard to take all of the
gay content out of Dragon Ball waZzup. The first scene that
I removed was the S&M session between Goku and Piccolo. (Do you
even have to ask who the top was in that scene?) Second was a segment
with Vegeta and Krillin that I called "Midget Love". (Nothing is
more disturbing then Vegeta yelling, "Who's your daddy?") And the
final segment was a short piece in which King Kai taught Freiza the meaning
of "FDA". Maybe I'll put it in the Director's cut of Dragon Ball
waZzup, soon to be released on DVD. Then maybe next fall I'll
get a show on Fox too. Let's hope.
XXX, OOO, (In a perverted, sexual kind of way)
Septy.
From: Devils0508@xxx.com
Date: Sun, 23 Jul 2000 20:26:20 EDT
Subject: hate mail- one more for your collection
To: septy@geocities.com
i have one thing to tell u....
your layouts
sucks
Dear Devils,
If you're going to send hate mail, you really
shouldn't warn the recipient, it takes all of the surprise and fun out
of it. But I will say that you've captured that whole "lack of capitalization"
thing that seems to be popular with the youth of today. Try harder
next time.
Love,
Septy.
P.S. The layout did suck, that's why I was
working on the new design before you even sent your letter.
Old Hate Mail
This is the hate mail that I got from Jesus vs.
Wolfaroni. It was supposed to be about how comic books have been
sold out by their fans. But unfortunately, some people are too dense
to get it. Here's the brilliant letters that have been sent so far.
Subject: your flash animation cartoon sucks wet anus
Date: Sun, 26 Mar 2000 01:54:00 CST
From: "Brent XxXxxxxxxx" <nessboy@xxxxxxx.com>
To: septy@geocities.com
who are you trying to fool you are the biggest fag to ever put a animation
on newgrounds ..my god you suck.
Dear Brent,
I am so happy that
you enjoyed my movie, and your critical analysis of my film was beyond
par. Have you considered a career in film critiquing? It's
nice to know that you are capable of expressing your feelings without resorting
to the sort of name calling that most people mature past before they leave
junior high.
With much Love,
Septy.
P.S. I am not trying to fool anyone-
I am a big "fag", and I severely doubt that you would call me that to my
face.
Date: Sun, 26 Mar 2000 19:23:19 EST
Subject: (no subject)
From: Chev350ben@xxx.com
To: septy@geocities.com
what the the hell is that all about. You are mentaly disturbed.That
was
the
gayest cartoon I have ever seen
Dearest Chev,
The reason that was the gayest cartoon that
you've ever seen because I haven't released the one with Geurtrude Stein,
Alice B. Toklens, Oscar Wilde, Liberachie, Harvey Firestien, Ellen DeGeneris,
Ann Heiche, Jim J. Bullock, Nathan Lane, Sean Hayes, Melissa Ethrige, k.
d. lang, and James Dean yet. That one will be REALLY gay.
Cordially,
Septy.
From: "Chris Xxxxxx" <cmrhudson@xxxx.com>
To: <septy@geocities.com>
Subject: god hater!
Date: Fri, 31 Mar 2000 12:29:08 -0400
i hope god gets heavenly on yo ass and shoves a lighning bolt up yo
ass!
Dear Chris,
That would be rather unoriginal of god to to
blatantly rip Zeus off like that. The Olympians could sue for that
sort of copyright infringement.
Best Wishes,
Septy.
P.S. I guess you ran out of words after
number fourteen.
From: "ibooshu" <ibooshu@email.xxx.com>
To: <septy@geocities.com>
Subject: about wolferoni
Date: Sun, 16 Apr 2000 15:07:49 -0700
that
was the stupidest shit i
have
ever seen, and I hope you
rot
in hell. I hope you sufficate
in
your own vomit.eat dick.
Dearest ibooshu,
If you want stupid shit, I'd suggest that you
look in Dan Quayle's toilet. By the way, writing everything in big
red text is defiantly a sign of intelligence.
Who Loves Ya, Baby?
Septy.
P.S. Nice sentence structure.
