Indeed, it is true, now we have OFFICIAL BOB COMIC MERCHANDISE! No, you can't buy it from me.... but I do give you instructions on how to do it. Anyway, the only thing we have now is a t-shirt, but that's better than nothing, right?
T-Shirt Instructions
First, before you start, you will need:
If you can't find iron-on transfer paper, try looking at a Staples, Office Depot, or some other office supplies store. If you still can't find some, ask a clerk for some of that paper where you can print out a design and iron it on to a t-shirt.
1. Print out this design onto the iron-on transfer paper, BUT BEFORE YOU DO SO, choose "reverse" or "mirror image" or something similar in the print options. You may have to download it first, open it, and select "Page Setup" before you can do this. Print it on the highest quality setting. If it says that the design is larger than the paper's printable area, ignore it. It'll print out fine.
2. Now, there should be instructions to how to iron it on with the pack of transfer paper you bought, but if you aren't lucky, I'll give instructions for how I did mine. I cannot guarentee that your paper will not be different than mine, so if there is instructions included with the paper, follow those instead of mine.
3. From here, I preheated the iron to the hottest setting and turned off the auto-steam thingy. Steam = bad. Don't use it.
4. Lay out your pillowcase and iron it to get out any wrinkles. Skip this if you're using cardboard.
5. Stick the pillowcase or the cardboard into the shirt. You can also just stick your shirt over the ironing board, with one side of the shirt on each side of the ironing board.
6. Iron for roughly three minutes, using both hands and body weight to apply pressure. Go over the paper S-L-O-W-L-Y back and forth.
7. Let the paper cool. When it is cool to the touch, slowly peel it off. If one corner rips, peel off at another corner.
If everything went smoothly, you should now have a brand spakin'-new Bob t-shirt! If not, figure out what you did wrong and try again.
Note: I am not responsible for injury do to stupidity. Please use common sense. Do not touch the iron. Do not attack your little brother with the iron. Do not decide that it would be fun to plug in ten or so irons and then have an iron war. Okay? Okay.