THE CHARACTERS

Bob encounters many other peoples during all the rediculously unrealistic scenarious he's trapped in, and here you can see all of them! Remember, a character can always make a return, so if you've seen it in only one comic before..... expect a return! And now, the characters:

Bob

The main dude, he is an average guy who happens to star in his own comics. He always gets into rediculously unrealistic scenarious, such as zombie mall-walking geezers attacking him or finding the "Rabies Layer" while traveling to the center of the earth. 'Nuff said.

You know it's Bob when: You see that trademark white hat of his. Unless, of course, it's really Bobby impersonating him.

Appears in: All of the comics. I mean, he's the main character, dude!

Wolf

This wolf has horrible stinky breath, is a demon dog, and runs away at the sight, smell, sound, touch, or taste of mouthwash.

You know it's the wolf when: You see a somewhat decently drawn wolf on the page.

Appears in: Comic #1: Bob's Hat

Bobby

Bobby is Bob's evil twin. He likes impersonating people, especially Bob.

You know it's Bobby when: You see the funky harido.

Appears In: Comic #2: Bobformers: Bobbys in Disguise, Comic #5: Prison House, Comic #6: Pool Persons, Comic #7: Schoolhouse Rock, Comic #8: Graphing

Democrat Dan

An evil, political donkey, he's everyone's best friend- until he asks for his 3 gazillion dollars in taxes.

You know it's Democrat Dan when: You see a decently drawn donkey on the page.

Appears In: Comic #3: To the Center of the Trash Can, Comic #6: Pool Persons

George W. Bush

The most awesome president ever in real life, now a bush LITERALLY in the Bob comics. He saves Bob from the evil Democrat Dan in comic #3.

You know it's George W. Bush when: You see a big, fluffy bush on the page.

Appears In: Comic #3: To the Center of the Trash Can

Hic

A country hic who doesn't even really have a good idea of what a hoedown is. More in comic #3.

You know it's a Hic when: You see that big ol' 100% Texan hat on the page.

Appears In: Comic #3: To the Center of the Trash Can

Geezer

An old geezer who can be seen with the mall walkers. He's bald and has a cane.

You know it's a Geezer when: You see the big hunch in his back, the baldness, and the cane.

Appears In: Comic #4: The MALL

Random Dude

A random dude from the mall. Kinda looks like a freak of nature, and likes cooking. A random dude once saved Bob's life with a piece of bacon. Er.

You know it's a Random Dude when: You see the mittens combined with the funky hairdo.

Appears In: Comic #4: The MALL, Comic #8: Graphing

Sample Dude

A guy who gives out samples of food at mall food courts.

You know it's a Sample Dude when: You see the muffin mit he wears on his head.

Appears In: Comic #4: The MALL

Police Dude

A policeman who arrests people and eats doughnuts.

You know it's a Police Dude when: You see the wierd helment on their head.

Appears In: Comic #4: The MALL, Comic #5: Prison House

Judge

A judge who watches over court cases and tells wether or not whatshisname is guilty or innocent.

You know it's a Judge when: You see the big, black robes he wears.

Appears In: Comic #5: Prison House

Lawyer

A lawyer who likes to ask the same question nine different times with different wording each time. Boring and annoying.

You know it's a Lawyer when: You see the funky tie they wear.

Appears In: Comic #5: Prison House

Terrorist

A terrorist is often known for having very long and unpronouncable names, and having lame plots to try and annoy a bunch of powerful nations because appearently, it's in their religion to kill everyone. Freaks.

You know it's a Terrorist when: You see a weird turban thing on their head and a long beard.

Appears In: Comic #6: Pool Persons

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