Yo Mama Jokes
Joke by Alpha added on October 22, 2000

So you want to start a mama joke war, here are your battle plans below
including tons of mama jokes to make your opponent whine and cower
before you. If ya got any others then please email them to us!  

• Yo mama's teeth are so big, the beaver got jelous! (From: Rhoda)
• Yo' mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl! (From: Rhoda)
• Yo mama's like a hardware store, 10 cents a screw
• Yo mama's like a gumball machine, 10 cents a blow
• Yo mama has her own zipcode
• When yo mama sits around the house, she's not joking
• We saw your mama kickin' a can down the street and asked her what she was doing,
  and she said "Im moving!"
• When yo mama was told not to write on a piece of paper, she wrote "OK"
• Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

• Yo mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
• Yo mama is twice the girl I am
• Yo mama's so fat, she has to keep pesos in one pocket and yen in the other.
• Yo mama's so fat, her college graduation picture was an aerial.
• Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
• Yo mama's so fat, she ain't on a diet, she's on a triet... She be like "What ya'll eating? I'll try it!"
• Yo mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 she was on a scale.
• Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.
• Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her jumping up and down, asked what she was doing, and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it.
• Yo mama's so stupid, when she threw a grenade at me I pulled the pin and threw it back.

• Yo mama's so stupid, when she pulled into the drive-thru at McDonald's, she drove through the window.
• Yo mama's so stupid, she threw a rock the ground and missed.
• Yo mama's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
• Yo mama's so stupid, she put a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept.
• Yo mama's so stupid, if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change.
• Yo mama's so stupid, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses.
• Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to strangle herself with a cordless phone.
• Yo mama's so stupid, you can tell when she's used the computer because there's White Out all over the screen.
• Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
• Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Boyz2Men was a daycare center.

• Yo mama's so stupid, she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
• Yo mama's so stupid, she invented a solar powered flashlight.
• Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
• Yo mama's got 3 tongues and talks like this, like this, like this.
• Yo mama's so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda.
• Yo mama's so old, her social security number is 1.
• Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate is in Roman numerals.
• Yo mama's so old, when she was in school there was no history class.
• Yo mama's so old, she knew Cap'n Crunch while he was still a private.
• Yo mama's so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.

• Yo mama's so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker. (Picture it...)
• Yo mama's so big, when she bent down to tie her shoes, her face got burnt from re-entry.
• Yo mama's so nasty, when she did the splits, she stuck to the floor.
• Yo mama's so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down.
• Yo mama's lips are so big, that ChapStick had to invent a spray.
• What's the difference between Yo mama and a water buffalo? About 25 pounds.
• Yo mama's house is so small, I put my key in the lock and stabbed everyone inside.
• Yo mama drives a peanut. (?!?!?)
• Yo mama's so skinny, she can hula hoop in a fruit loop.

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