Easy one first. Favorite color?
gold! silver! yellow!.
Blue and green
brown, purple, black
red.
Your favorite part of being a pirate?
battles!
sailing
mmmm, treasure
the outfit ;)
Your pirate clothes?
typical seagoing outfit
lots o' pretty shiney dangly things over the usual pirate outfit
Fancy coat, lace, gold buttons, silk pants, shiney black boots and of course a hat with a feather
simple shirt and breeches, bare feet, and lots an' lots o' weapons!
Your position on a ship?
In charge of the cannons.
Cap'n at your service!
First mate an' happy with it.
Navigation and/or rigging
Your battle cry?
TREASURE!!!!!!
ARrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! BLOOD!
*insane laugh* You be goin' to th' hellfires, matey!
ARr! Give 'em Smoke an' oakum!!
And your famouse piratey phrase?
"You're completely obsessed with treasure."
"Bloody pirates!"
"Freedom..that's what a ship is"
"Pirate."
In battle..
Your foes will surrender their treasure..or pay the price!
Your foes run away screaming...well, the would if you hadn't already killed them
You are very calm but effective.
You give all your foes a heart attack, they think you're a devil (you aren't REALLY, are you?)
Do you have a pet?
A monkey!
I once had a pet rat...but then I ate it.
Who needs pets?
Yup, a good ol' fashioned parrot!
When not out pirating, what do you do for fun?
Buying pretty things with me pretty treasure.
Planning ways to kill things or getting into bar fights.
Down by the wharves.
Sitting moodily in a bar, planning my next piratey action.
When you retire?
Arr, me not retirin'. I'll die first.
Buy meself a big house and pretend I earned all me money respectably.
Arr, no, matey, I be sailin' off inter the sunset.
Why would I want to retire?
Treasure of choice?
A whole chest full o' dubloons!
Nice expensive cutlass
a cloth of gold coat...and a golden feather..and lots o' pretty piratey jewelry.
golden sextant (it's a navigational tool)
Yer favorite food?
Rum o' course.
Skill an' duff.
Expensive food. Wine, caviar, etc.
Rats, yum!
You intelligence level is what, do tell?
I can count me treasure, that's all that matters
Well, I can hand, reef, steer, and navigate by the stars. What's that amount to?
I am single-minded.
I be the one that comes up wi' all the schemes an' witty phrases.
What's yer pirate flag?
Black, skull an' bones, the usual.
Black skull and crossed bones, hourglass to one side an' treasure to the other.
Black field with a skull an' crossed cutlasses.
It be red!
Your insult of choice?
You wouldn' know a piece o' eight if it was in front o' yer ugly face.
Ye scurvy cur!
Ye filthy scum o' the sea, yer nought fit ter be called pirate!
Ye're nought but a bilge rat!
Yer greatest fear is?
I only be afeard o' bein' caught, couldn' stand prison, I'd have to break out an' I'd hate to go to all that trouble.
Scurvy! (Drink yer orange juice, harhar!)
someone stealin' me treasure (um..but YOU stole it)
I don' have fear! AR! (ye do be a liar!)
And your pirate defect of choice?
a hook fer me hand!
I'd prefer none if possible.
Wooden leg, if I must.
That be an eyepatch, very stylish.
What made you decide to "go on the account?"
Because I do love the sea and sailing.
I thought the word "pirate" was a sufficient explanation, myself.
Why, I get to fight lots 'o people!
Obviously, the TREASURE!
Any last words?
Ye'll remember the name of (insert name here), won't ye lass?
Do not look for me in this port, I be gone to the ends of the earth!
Fork over that pretty shiney jewelry, me dear.
Ye not be leavin' this quiz alive, missy! (*gulp*)
