You know you're obsessed...

You know you're obsessed when...

yeah. You get the idea, right? They're in no particular order, btw. And it would be nice to have at least 10 for each (after that the "insert here can go away"), but more than 10 would be great XD.
Do you ever find it scary how much of this actually applies to you?

| Jane Austen | Harry Potter | Lord of the Rings | American History |
| Pets | Pointless Websites | Pirates | Chemistry | Hockey | Star Wars | Gears of War |

You know you're obsessed with Jane Austen when..
1) you start using phrases from her books in normal conversation.
2) You own all of the videos ever made of Pride and Prejudice.
3) You want to marry Colin Firth or Alan Rickman.
4) You write your English papers in Austen's "style" and complain when you don't get an A+
5) You want to have balls instead of school dances.
6) You spell "connection" with an x instead of a t("connexion")
7) You have read all of her books, more than once.
8) Your ideal guy is Mr. Darcy, Colonel Brandon, or Captain Wentworth.
9) You wish you were one of the heroin's of her novels...
10)...and you actually try to convince others you are!

You know you're obsessed with Harry Potter when..
1) You own every single book in both paper back and hardback.
2) You remember tiny details from every books that nobody else does (Q: "what did McGonagall order at the Three Broomsticks the day Harry found out that Sirius had supposedly betrayed his parents?" A: a small gillywater)
3) Your books are falling apart from overuse
4) You show up to the movies in costume
5) you see all of the movies five times at the theater..
6) and then buy them on DVD so you can see all of the extras.
7) whenever anyone mentions "Harry Potter", you become way too excited
8) Whenever you talk about Harry Potter with another HP-obsessed person, normal people give you weird looks and a wide berth
9) You often hypothesize about what will happen in the next book
10) You talk about HP to your friends so often that they run away screaming whenever you say anything about HP
11) You own a HP-related website, write HP-related fan fics, and draw HP-related art.
12) You wait for hours in line so you can be the first to get the next book..
13) and you cried and were depressed for a month after the last book came out, just because it was the last.
You know you're obsessed with The Lord of the Rings when..
1) You complain about the movies not exactly following the books...
2) ...while having every single movie in both the extended and non-extended versions.
3) You also showed up to the LotR movies in costume.
4) Your friends and you all call each other by names from LotR.
5) You have every single book written by Tolkien. Including the non-related-to-LotR Beowulf translation.
6) You can translate Elvish.
7) You can remember and sing all the songs in the books.
8) you swear you are a long lost elf/Rohirrim/Gondoran/hobbit/orc/wizard/other type of Middle Earth dweller.
9) You will watch any movie that has any of the LotR cast in, just because they were in LotR.
10) You routinley talk to trees, thinking that they're really Ents.

You know you're obsessed with English Class when..
1) you find a reference to it at least once a day in a non-related subject.
2) you pick up on the subtle references to things that nobody else gets
3) you start laughing randomly in the middle of conversations because someone mentioned something that made you think of a class joke ("Jesus IS the answer!")
4) You like Blackadder (and actually know what it is).
5) and you think that everyone else should watch Blackadder in high school
6) You find yourself missing the "interesting" class discussions...
7) you have been completely desensitized to everything. Yes, even to college.
8) You like "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" and can quote from it ("is it an african or european swallow?")
9) Someone mentions "Antigone" or "Oedipus" you crack up and say "He POKED his eye out!"
10) You know way too much about Freudian psychology and what everything in Renaissance poetry REALLY means (you don't want to know)...not to mention medieval litterature!
11) You write poems randomly for fun.
12) You know how to write a Gothic story and do so "for fun"...
13)...through email with your best friend!
14) You play with your friend's parent's religious magnetic poetry set...*evil laugh*
15) You find that any other class has been ruined for you because of this class (ie: your French prof says "I don't want to know what you think when you leave this class" and you reply "I am completely unfazed because my English prof was just like you, only better...".

You know you're addicted to American History Class when..
1) You were actually SAD when the class was over!
2) Everytime someone mentiones "Samuel Chase" you crack up
3) you were excited about class every day
4) WWI makes you think "simulation"
5) You voted for anarchy in the last election
6) You're a supporter of MOBOCRACY
7) You spew completely pointless history facts regularly when conversing with people.
8) You try to debate history with random people you meet on the street.
9) You kept the picture taken the last day of class and have it as your computer wallpaper or in your scrapbook (or whatever)
10) You're really ticked because you don't have any excuse to take a history class in college because you already have more credits than you need in that area and it's not your major. :(
11) You go ahead and take a history class anyways!
12) You randomly pick out and read nonfiction books at the library when they pertain to American History
13) Your idea of a good vacation is visiting a historically significant location

You know you're addicted to pets when..
1) You are "pet-deprived" when you are without your pets
2) You have too many pets to count
3) Your vet bills are higher than your doctor bills (throughout the whole year)
4) You obsess about wanting more/rare pets
5) You buy your dog better food than you get for yourself.
6) You seriously want to smuggle a small, furry animal into your dorm room (no one would notice!)
7) You actually TRY to smuggle a smally, furry animal into your dorm room (without getting caught!)
8) You watch pet-related events on TV (ie: horse racing, dog shows, etc)
9) You complain when your parents tell you they don't have room for a pet (but I want a 55-gallon saltwater aquarium!)
10) You buy koi for your pond that cost $3000 each.
11) You want to go pet the sharks at the local aquarium.
12) And you want to OWN a shark (really, I'll take good care of it! :D)

You know you're obsessed with completely pointless internet sites when..
1) You own one yourself!
2) You add more pointless stuff to it on a regular basis.
3) Everytime you find an awesome website, you post links to it on your own website, on all of the forums you're a member of, and in your blog.
4) You have completely pointless pieces of html memorized. Such as the page anchor code (this is actually true).
5) In class you find yourself thinking about what new thing you can add to your site and coming up with ideas for new pages.
6) You give virtual *hugs* to people who give you links to randomly cool sites. o.O
7) You visit randomly pointless internet sites insead of doing homework
8) ..you own more than one completely pointless internet site!
9) you spend hours surfing the web when you could be doing something more productive, looking for other pointless internet sites.
10) you update your pointless internet website instead of doing homework.

You know you're obsessed with Pirates! when..
1) You swear you were a pirate in past life
2) You talk like a pirate every single day
3) You have a pirate costume
4) which you wear for both Halloween AND Talk Like A Pirate Day
5) you are completely obsessed with TREASURE (arrr, treasure!)
6) you know pirate talk in several different languages (le tresor, le flotte, etc)
7) You made a competely pointless "what type of pirate are you?" quiz
8) And didn't bother to take your quiz because you already knew what type you were!
9) You aren't obsessed with Johnny Depp in real life, but you think Captain Jack Sparrow is awesome.
10) You have an intersting swagger when you're on land and tell people you have trouble getting your land legs(even if you've never really been out to sea)
11) ..and even if you are nowhere near an ocean (or even a lake)!
12) you're wearing your pirate costume as you sit here reading this.
13) You bought the Pirates! computer game and want to play it all of the time...
14)..and you've attained the highest rank in every nation, you have more special items than you know what to do with, you attack ships for treasure and fail to escort ships you promised to escort if you see a treasure ship, you're filthy rich, you've stolen all of the other pirate's buried treasure AND you are the #1 pirate in the Caribbean-and this is the first time you've played!
15) Whenever you watch Peter Pan, you really really *REALLY* want Captain Hook's hat, because it is awesome.
16) You go to the midnight showing of every Pirates of the Caribbean movie, buy them on DVD, watch them so many times you know every single line, and own the soundtracks.
17) You go to Disney themeparks just to ride the Pirates of the Caribbean ride.
18) And you come back from Disney with lots and lots of overpriced Pirates merchandise
19) you read history books about pirates...
20) MULTIPLE history books about pirates...
21) And you cry whenever you reach the part where Blackbeard dies.
22) You know that Captain Jack Sparrow is probably closest to how Blackbeard actually was of all the movie pirates
23) You go see muesum exhibitions on pirates.

You know you're obsessed with Chemistry when..
1) You tell people you do chemistry "for fun"
2) You spend hours doing your chemsitry homework
3) You find weird, completely pointless chemistry facts interesting
4) you routinley play with chemicals
5) you wear your goggles around the dorm (or around campus)
6) you hear someone say "radioactive" and you think "Uranium!"
7) you have the periodic table memorized
8) you scare you roommate by making analogies between everyday life and chemistry on a regular basis.
9) your notebooks smell like lab chemicals.
10) you are upset if you can't get the lab to work right
11) and you are the first person done with lab every week and have a reputation with the chemistry department staff ;)
12) You end up helping all of the other lab groups who don't know what they're doing.
13) People ask you if you're a chem major on a regular basis.
14) You want to do chemistry experiments over breaks (*cough*mentosandpop*cough*)

You know you're obsessed with Hockey (and the ice rink in general) when..
1) You find you spend more time at the rink than anywhere else.
2) You're on first-name basis with most of the hockey players (and staff) at the rink (for whatever reason..).
3) You went to every single home game...
4) ...even if your team wasn't playing (ie: tournament play)
5) The outcome of a game has an effect on your emotions..if they win, you're elated, and if they lose you become depressed.
6) You've watched Disney's movie Miracle more times than you can count.
7) You have most (if not all) of Miracle memorized.
8) After Hockey season is over you are very very bored.
9) You want to be a hockey player yourself.
10) You don't understand people who dislike/are scared of hockey (*cough*Shannon and Kristen *cough*)
11) You stand behind the goalie and bang on the boards during the game.
12) You watch the Stanley Cup finals on TV and hope that they will have to play all seven games just so you can watch more hockey
13) You want to pay for cable TV just so you can get ESPN and watch hockey during the entire hockey season (as opposed to just the Stanley Cup Finals)

You know you're obsessed with Star Wars when...
1) You wonder what Sith Lords do when they're bored. Do they just go out and start wars or does Darth Vader knit in his spare time?
2) You really, really want a purple light saber
3) You dress up as Chewbacca on a regular basis
4) You are convinced that it's completely real and there's a government conspiracy to hide the truth.
5) You want to name your kids Luke and Leia
6) You routinely talk like Yoda.
7) When you leave, you say "May the force be with you" instead of "goodbye."
8) On your census form, you put down "Jedi" (or "Sith") as your religion.
9) You own all 6 movies
10) You try to build your own light saber.

You know you're obsessed with Gears of War when...
1) You buy an XBox 360 JUST so you can play Gears
2) And you haven't stopped playing it since the game came out (Dec '06)
3) You have completed the game on every difficulty...
4) multiple times
5) you can pull of a headshot in your sleep
6) you are in love with your sniper rifle
7) you think chainsawing an enemy is fun
8) you needlessly risk your character in battle because otherwise you get bored
9) you get kicked out of XBox live games because you are too good and/or have too many kills
10) you start playing as a one-man team on XBox live...
11) and still manage to win!
12) you play the game yet again because you want to play as Dom..and you want ALL of the COG tags.
13) your goal in life is to get all of the achievements
14) and you are well on your way to doing so!
15) you want a torque bow in real life
16) when playing split-screen with others, you are always the one to kill Pale Horse with your torque bow
17) You visit the epic games website (http://www.epicgames.com) to see if you can find some place to request that they put in a playable female character in Gears2
18) And then you decide you want to WORK for epic games!
19) You have mastered every weapon in the game
20) And you can come up with 20 reasons that you are obsessed with Gears of War
21) Oh...you are waiting desperatley for Gears2, which is currently still in development. *tear*
22) And finally, when you are super bored, you play the game again, this time using only close-range OR long-range weapons.