whee, gov't! Not sure where I had the idea for this one..I think it was in French. Yeah, in French, talking about Candide..
Favorite color?
um..blue?
silver/white
black
gold/orange/yellow and purple
red
What do you do all day??
oh, not much..execute prisoners
count my wealth and curse the people!
nothing really..
Run the nation, OBVIOUSLY.
survive, it's a harsh world out there...
In your opinion the people should (insert answer here)?
Cease to exist (or cease and desist!). They're so meddling...*grumble* but they should still pay me taxes!
Fear and worship me!! *insane maniacle laugh*
have a say-but not TOO much of a say-in gov't. They're not *that* bright, you know.
Care nothing for government. Institutions are evil and corrupt!
Provide me with lots of money and criminals to behead!
Your random phrase?
All the power is mine!
If I could be Queen/King for a day..*sigh*
Chaos is good!
Political elites know better.
Down with the people!
In your spare time you do what?
Read the newspaper, educate my mind, contemplate the theories of Voltaire and Rosseau
Buy new clothes, have balls, and find ways to lavishly spend money!
Try to survive?
Find ways to kill more people...start wars with other nations to expand my empire...you know, stuff like that!
Mope in my castle..at least I have pretty clothes.
If a peasant walks up to you, you do which of the following?
Inquire as to how they think the state of the government is.
Have them taxed to death.
Glare at them and grind your teeth.
Smile and say hello and rob them when they aren't looking.
Have them arrested and executed, how DARE a peasant walk up to you!
So you decide to fight (insert enemy here)...
You're fighting with everyone else, even if you are one of the leaders..
You watch from the back of the battle field as your troops fight.
I will tell my generals what to do and they will go lead the battle while I round up more people to fight..so what if half the populatin is killed? I WILL win.
You didn't really have any say in the matter, so you sit and pout in your castle and blame them if they lose.
...we aren't fighting against and ENEMY. We're fighting each OTHER. It's each man to himself.
Your favorite piece of clothing is?
My hat!
Definatley the medals..or the cloak.
The crown.
The jewelry.
Um. What I'm wearing?
One word that describes you?
Powerful
People
Royal
Greedy.
Chaos!
What scares you most?
The Church! *hides*
Taxes! *hides money*
Institutions! *takes out torch* they will burn!
Losing power!
The people! *hides*
Inspiration?
The Englightenment!
Any great conqueror.
Hmm..Queen Elizabeth I, King Richard the Lion Heart, and Cleopatra.
The state of nature? IE: cavemen!!!
Anything but the Magna Carta!
*blink* right? *blink*
NO! I AM RIGHT! You have now been drafted into my army ((..but..but...))
..I'm right-handed.
I used to be right.
Right? I guess so...
MY way is always the right way! OFF WITH YOUR HEAD! ((..Queen of Hearts?))
Ah, it's question number 13!
All righty then. That is true.
*hides under the bed*
Sounds like a good number of people to be executed today!
Erm..that's an unlucky number, right?
Oh, thirteen! I was thirteen once.
What will happen when you die?
I get a state funeral and burried in a famous church, but nobody REALLY cares.
I get stuck in a cemetary, and the people mourn for me.
There are mass celebrations in the streets.
Morbid subject, this! Um..I die. Nobody cares.
I get a nice state funeral and all the people hope that my heir is nicer than I was?
Document of choice?
The conitution, of course!
No such thing.
Not the magna carta! *whimper*
The laws I signed. And all the executions.
The bill signed giving me irrevocable complete power! MWAhAHAHA!
Je suis tres fatiguee.
...huh?
Was that an insult? How dare you insult me! DIE!
Does that have anything to do with taxes?
J'adore Voltaire!
...oui?
Pick a year?
1500
0
1700
1775
2nd century BC
Any last words?
Chaos and mobocracy rule (lierally!)
Can I have taxes?
Power! Power! POWER! And conquest!
Not really.
Would you like to come watch today's beheadings?