The Top 10 AIM away messages
Der Drachen besteht darauf, dass wir ihm eine Jungfrau als Opfer bringen, anderenfalls wird er das Dorf völlig niederbrennen.


10. If you were trapped on a deserted island and could only bring one thing, what would you bring?


...if you didn't say "a boat", then don't talk to me, you're not my friend.

9. Did you ever stop and think....and then forget to start again?

8. Hello, you have reached the CIA. We know who you are, where you are from, who killed JFK, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

7. May there always be the open sea in front of you, wind in your sails, and a pillaged port to yer stern!

6. You have something of mine and it calls to me. The food calls to me....no, wait, that's just my parents.

These don't totally fit here, but they're funny and I said both of them so they need to go somewhere. Maybe this page should just be things to put in an AIM profile.

1. My explaination of how love is like hypothermia: you get a warm fuzzy feeling at first and then you DIE.

2. If you can stand the cold, get out of the refrigerator.

3. "Dashing throught the snow, on a pair of broken ski's, down the hill we go, Smashing all the trees!"->Play Ski Free!