Alison can't help but grin as she looks at Rafe and remembers what's underneath his clothes.
Alison: What would you like, Rafe?
Rafe: A divorce, a barf bag, my memory back, you in a tiny bikini, er, um, did I just say that out loud?
You just don't get it, do you? I told you, I don't love liars, skanks, bitches, or nasty hoes!
And since you're all 4 of those, I'm getting out of this joke of a marriage!
Alison looks real mature as she sticks her tongue out at Nana Becca when Rebecca says she is leaving for good.
Some people say heaven has got to be BORING! (according to Rafe)
This is why Rafe never played sports.
Stress stinks...but Arrid works. Rafe wants to know if his deodorant is working. Yes, even in Heaven, you can't escape B.O. Is he SURE or UNSURE?
White boy still doesn't get it...
Ed belts out a Frank Sinatra tune. Rafe is impressed. He never knew his father had it in him.
Ladies and Gentlemen...
ED HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!
Alison: I'm taking you to the Maury Show, bitch! Rafe ain't your baby's daddy!
Rafe: Who's Maury?
(In her best "Chandler Bing" voice) Eww, what are you wearing? Could you BE any more slutty?
Alison: (thinking) Hehe, Rafe's not going to know what hit him after I get through with him,
and he'll be so turned on that he won't even remember your name, bitch.
Rafe: Damn, look at you! No more of that awful hospital gown. I'm a total fool for going back home to Livvie!
Wow, girl, you've got it going on!
Alison: Well then ditch the skank and let's get outta here. We'll go someplace where we'll be guaranteed to have a *really* good time. I hope you're up for some nakedness.
Rafe: Alison, I've got a problem. Livvie wants to have sex, but I don't want to touch that skank! How can I get out of it? I can't say I have a headache every night, she'll get suspicious.
Alison: Hmm, this brings a Seinfeld episode to mind for some reason. Perhaps you need some sort of excuse rolodex.
Telling someone that their shirt stinks b/c they have wore it every damn day for 3 weeks now is never easy.
(Someone please help Rafe, he needs more clothes lol)
You can't run away from these pouty lips forever, Rafe! Now come on and give me a lil kiss!
Either Rafe is having a bad hair day or he's a little wore out after Alison and reluctant to leave *g*
HI-YA!
Erin: What are you doing?
Brian: Just making sure my tongue ring is still in place...yep, it's still there.
You are a beautiful and nice girl, why am I NOT with YOU?!
UHH! I knew I shouldn't have eaten that bean burrito before I came over here!
Now I'm locked in the attic and there's no toilet!
You know, Rafe, you're going to feel like a total ass when you get your memory
back and realize how much better it is with me than it is w/ that ho you call a wife.
(Rafe finds out Livvie has been lying to him about the baby.)
Alison: No DUH, Rafe! Took you damn long enough to figure that one out.
Well now that I'm 21, been samplin' different things...
But don't worry, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
You think your life sucks? Imagine being Rafe and having to put up w/ Livvie's crap 24/7.
Rafe: Ooo! I get to go on Conscious Duty! Lucky me, I feel so special!
[Ed hears loud RAP MUSIC coming from the "Conscious Call" Room. Ed goes in to investigate...]
Ed: Rafe, my boy, you ever hear of the phrase "white men can't jump"? Well guess what, they can't dance either.
Apparently, white girls can't dance either...
I didn't fart, Ed!! That must have been you!
Jack stands by and watches in awe as he realizes he gets to watch
what every man dreams of...a good ole catfight!!
Okay, from the looks of this picture, I'd say Rafe has been away from Alison for WAY too long!
(Rafe, sweetie it's a candle. You look like you're about to kiss it lol)
It's a candle, Rafe. It's not too difficult.
Ever wonder why Livvie calls herself "dumb" all the time?
Well that's b/c she is...b/c any idiot would have learned the first time that pissing Alison off is a big mistake.
Just a funny moment to laugh at...
You know what I think, Livvie? I think Frank was wrong about Karen. I think YOU'RE the "Slut of the Month"
Rafe: Ed, did you really have to pull me back now? I was kind of in the middle of something...
Rafe: What wrong, Alison? Is it living here? Is that what's bothering..."
Alison: No, no no! No, sweetheart. I love being here, I WANT to be here. It's just, well, if we're going to be living together, I just need you to remember to do one little thing. Just one thing. That's all I'm asking.
Rafe: Okay, what's that?
Alison: Can you remember to leave the toilet seat down?
Casey: GET A ROOM!
Jack: So now, get this, Livvie told Rafe that she's pregnant. It's gotta be a lie though. Alison and I think Livvie is just desperate to hold onto him anyway she can.
Jamal: Wait a minute, you're telling me that now Livvie is all over Rafe?
Jack: Yeah, she married him, didn't she?
Jamal: What IS IT with this guy?!
Alison: Rafe and I -- we were sitting on the couch and we were really happy and we were talking about having a baby, and all of a sudden --
Livvie: A what? Alison, are you crazy?
(Yes, folks, that's an ACTUAL quote from Livvie way back from Secrets. What I want to know is, does anybody else find that as funny as I do? 
I think we all know who the real crazy one is, don't we?)
Answer Machine: (Livvie's voice) Hi, this is Livvie and RAFE'S! We're not available at the moment, we must be um, busy doing what newlyweds usually do! So leave a message. Oh, and if this is Alison, you were so right about Rafe! [BEEP]
Alison: Listen you little bitch, you need to stay away from my man! I know that in your twisted little mind, you think that Rafe loves you, but believe me, deep down in his heart, he could never love a skank like you. So why don't you go shove your boobs in someone else's face and leave Rafe alone!
Revlon nail color,RED #34: $4.99
Journal from Walmart: $3.50
Skanky negligee from Victoria's Secret: $48.00 plus tax
The look on Livvie's face once Alison and Rafe expose her for all of her lies and send her to the psycho ward: PRICELESS
Alison got over her little "no PSA" rule very quickly.
As Alison and Rafe shared a kiss, they both found it odd that suddenly in the background, they could hear that wicked witch music from "The Wizard of Oz" playing.
"I can make you forget Livvie, Rafe. And trust me, I have a feeling that once you get all of your memory back, you're going to want to forget her!"
