Alison said once that angels were lousy liars.
Rafe: We've talked about this already -- there's no magic dust!
Rafe, don't insult our intelligence.
Fake Alison (to Livvie): Who let the dogs out?
(Thanks to Rachel for this hilarious picture, and ps, this is not meant to offend Kelly!)
Looks like I'm not the only one getting a migraine with this Livvie mess.
Someone, anyone, please save me from Livvie...please...please...?
(Thinking) I'm so glad I'm not on my period this week!
Rafe: (smelling her hair) Wow, this really is an organic experience.
I'm kissing Livvie? Eww...I don't know if I want to watch the rest of this.
Okay, I've had enough...I'm fast-forwarding. Oh great, where is that stupid button? Why do remotes have to be so complicated? Grr, come on! How do I stop this tape? If I have to suffer through any more of me and Livvie, I'm going to need a barf bag...
Ed: I've told you a thousand times, kid, no more trying to climb over the pearly gates to get back to Earth! I let you go back that one time, and that was exactly what it was...a ONE TIME DEAL! As long as you live under my cloud, you'll obey my rules!
Rafe: FINE! But I WILL get back to Alison...somehow. (Rafe leaves)
Ed: (sighing to himself and shaking his head) These kids today. You give them an inch...they fly all over.
Rafe: Alison, look, things will get better with Jamal. I just want you to be happy-
Alison: Rafe! Stop worrying about me...you want happy? Look, I'm happy!!
"Rafe, I don't know if I want to do that here, Nana Becca's watching!"
Lucy: Alison, what is it?
Alison: I don't know. I just...I just got this funny feeling, that's all. Hmm, that's strange.
Lucy: Well I don't think it's my Doc.
Alison: It was probably nothing. Come on, let's go. Something around here really stinks.
Brian: Hey, Erin, I saw you got 4th place in the "Favorite Actress" category in Soaps In Depth's Readers' Poll. Congratulations!
Erin: Thanks!
Brian: Although, there was something that I noticed.
Erin: What's that?
Brian: Well at the website where you vote, it seems that Lucy's assistant Don was put in that same category.
Erin: Oh no! Looks like I've got some stiff competition then, huh?
Does this picture need a funny caption?
James: SID has another Instant Poll about you and that Jamal, Master Rafe. Let's see how you fare in that one, dear boy.
Rafe: Stop talking about that! I'm tired of that STUPID POLL!
OH MY GOD! Wyndham's has cashmere sweaters 50% off? I am SO THERE! It may not help the fact that I'm depressed over Rafe being gone but at least I'll be happy for a little while!
Alison: Here's a candle for you, Livvie. It's called "SILENCE" so maybe you'll shut the he!! up!
Alison: Nana Becca, I really hate to bring up a subject like this considering how nice you have been to me, but um, well, you've been wearing that same dress for like, weeks. And uh, well, I have some lady speed stick if you would like to, ya know, a quick swipe...
Rafe (thinking): Hmm...well at least it's not a telemarketer...
Alison: OH IT'S ON NOW, BITCH!
Rafe: Melody, this is your conscience speaking. Put AWAY the school work. Watch your Rali tapes instead...
Rafe: Don't tell me to stay away from Alison! You were the one who encouraged it! Telling me to "not fight my emotions" and sending us to that island paradise! You started it.
Ed: Don't get smart with me. We've talked a lot about the Rules, you and me Rafe, but I think we need to go over rule number ONE...DON'T EVER get smart with me!
(humor post by Melody AND Rachel!)
Alison: (in deep thought) Alison! Stop thinking of Rafe! Nana would probably call these "impure thoughts". Nana has always said that impure thoughts are a sin, but I hope she is wrong, because if she only knew what was going through my mind right now...and that the man in my thoughts is an ANGEL of all things, boy am I really in trouble...
Rafe: You cheated, Jamal! I know you voted more than once!
Alison: (to herself) That d*mn SID poll is giving me a headache.
Kissing Kiko...kissing Brian...and kissing Brian P. (Jack) at home...yeah,
I guess if we were Erin, we would be wore out too *g*
( too hottie to handle! )
Alison: Rafe! Melody's website dedicated to us is down again!! I swear, if I see "The web site you are trying to access has exceeded its allocated data transfer but access to this site will be restored within an hour" again, I think I will go crazy! What will we do till then Rafe?
Rafe: Well, we could make out to pass the time, if, you know, you're not too upset about that data transfer thing.
All they needed was for Sears to bring in the appliances (for Alison's kitchen) and for the indoor plumbing to be installed, then Alison and Rafe would be ready to move in...
Alison: (laughing) Rafe, you're going to give me a hickey if you keep up with this!!
Alison: Rafe, are you sure about this?
Rafe: Yes, Alison, I'm positive.
Alison: Because, Rafe, this is a big step, ya know? If you don't want to do this, then I won't force you to. You don't have to go through with it.
Rafe: No, I'm ready. Look, I love you, and if you want me to do this, then I will. I'd do anything for you, Alison.
Alison: Okay, take them off.
Rafe: (his hands go down, down, down...) Goodbye, boots.
The Farmer: (he's in a bad mood folks!) Those kids! They've been all over my hay, and looks like someone has been fiddling around with my pitch fork! Who do those kids think they are, sneaking in here at all hours of the night for a quickie! And I don't believe this!!! ARG!!! They carved into my pole...oh, wait. Aww, they carved their names in a heart. Well, that is kinda sweet. Okay, I'll let it slide I guess.
UH-OH, Kids!! You better hurry up and get dressed b/c I think the farmer might be coming!!
And having to explain to him why you are naked in his barn may be a bit embarrassing!!!
Alison: There goes Melody with that VCR again. (Rafe and Alison laugh)
