Rafe: Ed, I know you hate when I ask, but...could you just tell me a little more about the 5th chair??
Ed: Kid, what more do ya wanna know...It's a chair, it's white, and someone's gonna sit in it!
(Thanks to Rachel for giving me this idea!!)
Rafe soon realized that in the 10 years he had been in Heaven, a lot of things had
changed on Earth. For instance, there were new words to learn, like "bootylicious".
Rafe: Okay, just close your eyes and wish. "I wish to be human and live a long and happy life with
Alison!" (Silence) Hey, where's that little sound that goes "boing"? It works for that genie girl...oh
wait, I'm not a genie, I'm an angel....and oh, wrong show too. Okay, how about I try twitching
my nose and...oh, wait, that's another show too. Nevermind.
Livvie: Alison, I don't know why you are stressing over this. You kissed Rafe. So what?
Big deal. An innocent kiss. It's not like you pictured the guy naked or anything.
Alison: Um, well...
Alison: Livvie, it would be wise to not piss me off right now!
I will sing if I have to, and I know a lot of country-western songs!
Rafe: I can attest to that.
Colleen: Ahem. I'm hearing some strange noises. What's going on in here?
Alison: Oh, nothing! Nothing at all! Rafe was just um...um...
Rafe: I was just comforting the patient.
Colleen: Sure. Okay, well, *whatever* is going on in here, keep it down.
This is a hospital, people are resting!
While Brian took a quick nap on the set before his scene with Erin...little did he know that a
group of obsessed fans were breaking into his dressing room. Later, Mr. Gaskill's wardrobe
was reported missing.
The next week....
Brian: Wait a minute, hold up. Are you telling me that you still haven't found out who took off
with my clothes last week?
Man: Afraid not.
Brian: But don't you have security cameras in this place? I mean, they broke into my dressing
room for crying out loud!
Man: The cameras didn't tell us much, although we feel pretty confident that they were all female.
Alison: Come on, Angel Boy, let's go make some snow angels!
Rafe: But my butt will get wet.
Unbeknownst to the young lovers, their private love moment wasn't so private.
It was seen by millions, and watched over and over and over...
Alison: What is it Rafe?
Rafe: There's that music again. Can't you hear it? Where is it coming from?
Livvie: Karen, what is it?
Jack: Yeah, is she going to be okay?
Karen: I think so. It looks like Alison is the latest victim of that cell phone reflex that has been going around.
Livvie & Jack: Cell phone what? Huh?
Karen: Cell phone reflex. You know, hand attached to ear, can't stop talking on the phone?
Alison: Hello? Hello, hello, hello?
(this one is probably only funny if you've seen that stupid US Cellular commercial lol)
Ed: Don't worry, kids. If this dream starts to get too steamy, I'll just quietly let myself out...
Rafe, I think you're wearing too much. What did I tell you about all of those layers?
Writer: Well, Brian, here is your script for next week. Looks like Rafe and Alison are going
to finally make love.
Brian: Sweet!
Alison: Hey, Rafe, do you hear that weird noise? That kind of "whirl whirl" sound?
Rafe: Oh, I think that's just Melody rewinding the VCR again.
Oh look, Brian, the props department has this obviously fake castle set up for us.
I mean, really, who can build a castle that good??
Okay, Alison, you're on a deserted tropical island. Now who would you rather be with,
me or Jamal? You better get this right.
Touched by an Angel...
"AHH! That bright light is still blinding me!
I knew I shouldn't have raced back down to Earth so fast!"
Rafe: "I broke it. Oh no! I broke it! Alison, I'm so sorry!"
Alison: "Rafe, it's okay! Don't cry over spilt milk!"
Alison's Head: OMG! What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing?
OMG I should NOT be doing this! This is so wrong!
Alison's Heart: Keep going, Angel Boy...
"Boys! Boys! Stop the fighting! Look, there's no reason for there to be any argument, okay?
I made plenty of muffins for BOTH of you!"
Dear Diary,
I am sooooo in love with Alison! She's sooo beautiful! I love everything about her.
I love the way she walks and the way she talks. I love her hair, oh god, her hair!
It's golden and long and silky! And her eyes! And that smile!
Heaven's got nothing on Alison Barrington!
"Rafe, do they have nail polish that doesn't chip in heaven?
Because if they don't, I'm not going!"
Rafe: Oh come, Alison, we both know it's true. I know you're dying to see me with my shirt off.
AHHH! I'm only one angel! I can only do so much! Stop expecting a miracle from me!!
Alison's Biggest Fear: Making love to Jamal...and calling out Rafe's name.
