So who the hell is this CHIM CHIM the VIDEOMONKEY anyway?
Chim is just a guy who likes to watch videos and movies, but is tired of the crap that the megaconglomorate hollywood studios put out that's purpose is more to sell you stuff that you don't need than to entertain you. If you want particulars or to see pics of Chim in real life, click HERE.
So what's this page all about then?
This page started many years ago as part of my MAIN PAGE. It was a page where I could keep a list of the links to places where I bought videos online and also as a place where I could keep a list of my videos for TRADING. Since then it has grown to include reviews and more links and other features, and now, is a resource for the obscure video lover to discover videos, and find places to get them.
What's this about video trading?
Try going to your local video store and buying or renting Cannibal Holocaust. Not only will you not find it on the shelf, when you ask about it, the clerk will look at you puzzled. He might try typing it into his computer or asking his manager. But in the end you'll not get it and the clerk will suggest you get one of the 100 copies of Jeepers Creepers they have.
For this reason, Online Video trading has developed. Rare Videos that you have are copied and traded for copies of rare videos that other people have...
Wait a second?!?! Is this legal???
As far as the legalities of tape trading go, if it is in the public domain
in your country, which many of my vidoes are cause I get them from places
like:
http://www.fm3d.com/videomayhem/catmain.htm
The MAIN RULE is:
IT IS LEGAL IF YOU DO NOT MAKE A PROFIT!!!!
This is why I do not take cash!!!!
Here in Canada we are blessed with this little bit of FAIR DEALING legislation that covers most Canadian Tape Traders asses:
The Canadian Copyright Act, section 29, states that Exceptions Fair Dealing
29. Fair dealing for the purpose of research or private study does not infringe copyright.
R.S., 1985, c. C-42, s. 29; R.S., 1985, c. 10 (4th Supp.), s. 7; 1994, c. 47, s. 61; 1997, c. 24, s. 18.
29.1 Fair dealing for the purpose of criticism or review does not infringe copyright if the following are mentioned:
(a) the source; and
(b) if given in the source, the name of the
(i) author, in the case of a work,
(ii) performer, in the case of a performer's performance,
(iii) maker, in the case of a sound recording, or
(iv) broadcaster, in the case of a communication signal."
Here are some Links to more info on this sort of stuff:
http://members.aol.com/clssictv/questions.htm#where
-these guys even called the FBI for info
http://jupiter.spaceports.com/~emil/video/
-this one is a little more comprehensive
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Palms/1396/new_list.html
-more for concert/music tape trading
There are lots more sites out there I'm sure......
But CHIM, I'm new to obscure cult horror videos. I have nothing to trade, or else everything I have, everybody else has all ready. And I just GOTTA have that video!!! What can I do???
Well if you have a DVD player, I suggest you look for it on DVD first. You'd be surprised what is being re-released on DVD. Check AMAZON.COM!
If you still need to trade ask the trader if he accepts anything else for trade. Chim accepts just about anything (except cash!!!). He'll take blank tapes, as a lot of traders do (usually 3 for 1). Also a lot of traders will take postage stamps, so you could offer that...
So what kind of movies are we talking about here? Like porn???
We are talking about any movie that is not mainstream. Movies that are obscure, forgotten from yesteryear, or cult favourites. We are talking about B-movies, drive-in trash, Euro-trash horror, Asian Cinema, Gore pics, Indie flicks, exploitation, rare videos or just about anything that is not the banal formulaic eye-candy they call movies in hollywood...
I don't list PORN here, although some movies may have elements of porn or XXX scenes. They are listed here for other reasons. For this reason I do not Trade with anyone under the age of 18.
Where can I find these VIDEO TRADERs and where else can I get these movies besides TRADING???
Look for the MOVIE CONNECTIONS banner and give it a click. There are numerous places for finding traders as well as many online stores where you can buy these movies. Since I myself do not sell videos, but AMAZON.COM does, I've linked up every flick I could find on their site that was on this page, so all you have to do is click and buy. They look like this:
And if you live in Canada
So I want some info about some of these movies...where are the reviews??
I have two main review features, THE MOVIE OF THE WEEK and THE WORST OF THE WORST.
TMotW is any movie I chose to do a review on. It could be good or bad. Usually I try to pick the more popular videos, but sometimes I watch a flick and just get the urge to write about it and sometimes I actually do get around to it and this is where I do it.
I really love really bad movies. This is what the TWotW is all about. I review Trashy movies here...not necessarily movies I don't like, but rather movies most other people wouldn't like (me I usually love 'em)...
To see all of my reviews, look for the MY VIDEO's banner and click it. Click on THE BIG LIST and you'll see a list of movies. Any titles you can click on are linked to either a review I've done on my page or else a review I've done at the Internet Movie Database.
What else can I find here that is cool???
Well there are a few cool little diddies I've added to the page over it's existence. These include my CHIM's EASTER BASKET where I keep those hidden DVD Easteregg features, FREE FLICKS where you can find movies to watch online (for free too), LESBIAN VAMPIRE FLICKS which is a page about one of my favourite genres of movies, and of course there is the HORROR LINKS!!!
I also have a guestbook and message board (for posting TRADE LISTS and movies for sale as well as discussion) and a few other goodies you can find if you look.
Got any more questions? Email me at: