Fran: Food? You mean I can have something other than champagne?
Oh, sorry, gotta run to the ladies room again.......!

Co: first.....Well, I'd rather eat Italian if that's ok!!
second...Yes...prayers for everyone are always recommended!
third....He was prison in Israel for hijacking a plane!!! Oh no...that's not good at all! Are you *sure* he's reformed...did he "cross his heart"??? Hmmmmmm And I'm so glad you're enjoying this. I am too. I'll be a "little" sorry when we land!

Mcat: I still think landing will be the best part; after all, it's what we are flying for. I also don't think all this fun is in appropriate. Good causes are not hard to come by; joy is rare. We deserive all the joy, fun and laughter we can grab; bad stuff keeps happening by itself. haven't you noticed. BTW, prayers should have been deriguer on this flight, after all look who's driving? And a "reformed" hijacker on board as well. Maybe I'll take the chocolate and sit on the wing in a space suit.

Tish: 1. for Nicki to be well & not have any diseaes.
2. win the lottery & give half to animal shelters & start my own no kill cat shelter.
3. for all animals to have a good home& be well.

Catrina: First~~ Chinese food is ok, but being I am enjoying this trip riding in the cockpit with Co-Pilot, I would prefer steak & lobster. I am assuming this is a better seat than first class???
Second~~Yes, Yes, prayers are a must!! For all the ill babies & also lost babies that will be flying along side us on big white puffy clouds. My baby Kate included. Also for a *SAFE* flight. Think we will need extra purrayers with all the partying going on in the VIP lounge. I would like to relax & put my parachute aside if Co-Pilot will let me. (I have to break her fall you know...)
Third~~Yes to stories also, I have a few... there was the time Keisha got stuck in a Wal-Mart bag...and the time I had to ride home in the backseat of the car with the poop, all the way from Pittsburgh!! PHEW!! Can't be as bad as elephant poo or camel pee 'tho.  I can hardly wait to leave, I am so excited!!! Let's go on a cruise next!!!!

axl: Chinese food, let see Seseme Chicken please. Japanese,Italian, Mexican, Thai, Greek, Polish, heck just bring in the food truck I'll eat anything.
Prayers are a good idea. For all the wonderful furbabies past, present and future. Lets add a prayer that we have a safe flight. Story telling would be nice. Does Akiheme remember any of the stories he's heard? Do the stories
have to be about animals? How long is this flight? We have movies, food, dancing and story telling. Does this mean we'll be circling until all activities are completed?

Sheila: Nellie's story! We had packed Nellie's "trunk" and we were on the way to the airport. Me and Daddy in the car - Nellie on a skateboard being towed - we had a nice Police escort whizzing their sirens, we arrived late at the airport and were rushed through the VIP lounge as they knew we had a very important connection to make, we managed to get Nellie in through the Cargo door of the plane with no problems (African planes are used to elephants *g*) when she suddenly wanted to know how many banas we had packed for her snacks - well I said I thought about half a ton - she became terribly upset and said it wasn't enough. Daddy had to drive to the nearest market and buy up all the bananas he could find. By the time he got back to the airport they were already giving the plane it's place in the queue so daddy had to quickly borrow a diplomatic bag (a lot actually) and fill them quickly with the bananas, they were then rushed out by a waiting courier who was allowed on board to hand all the extra bananas over for Nellie. She she still didn't think there were enough so the pilot kindly radioed ahead to our London stop-over and ordered more. SO, we had a very tranquil crossing of the Atlantic and we had just enough bananas to keep Nellie happy. So sorry it took such a lot of work to load her into flight 908.

LL: Sheila? does Nellie have a sister? I need an elephant too, I keep forgetting things!!

Sheila: LL I can leave Nellie with you if you like - she doesn't like flying much

Peta all around: Opinions wanted - why do some folks prefer dogs, and some prefer cats?

The Court Jester of Flight 908: Look it's "People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals" All Around. They're pretending to be Pets All Around. VBG

racekatz: Hey Co-Pilot, I think I messed up...did I miss the flight? Can send baggage overnight priority tomorrow afternoon. Got too busy with band events and the doggone funeral with the disfunctional family from h*ll. Let me know if this will be too late!

Pilot: Nope! You haven't missed the flight. If you send your baggage out overnite, it should get to Customs by Tuesday.

asrai: Oh, good! I was planning on sending mine out tomorrow as well. I was worried I had missed the flight.

Pilot: Get those running shoes on! We're sitting here on the runway waiting for y'all..

Pilot: Flight 908 Update...Well it was a busy day in Customs yesterday. 15 pieces of luggage arrived, bringing the total number of baggage checked in to 35 with a combined *weight* of 365 lbs! The Customs Inpector gave a the baggage carrier a  detailed explanation about the tour going on this flight. He was wondering why there was so much AIR traffic at this particular airport! Was TOTALLY impressed!I'll bet he'll be checking the baggage himself on Monday LOL! We are awaiting the arrival of about 13 more passengers. The Customs Inspector has asked me to remind you that no baggage is being opened for inspection unless specifically requested. Therefore, if you need to have personal items retrieved from your luggage for cabin carryon, please contact him. Also, did everybody remember to mark their luggage weight on the outside of their bags? The Travel Agent has issued 35 Boarding Pass confirmations. If there anyone out there who hasn't received one yet, but thinks their baggage should have arrived, please contact your Tour Guide for verification. Well, we all now know what Daisy Dukes are. I, for one, will NOT be wearing them on this flight, although if I continue to ROTFLMAO, I might be able to fit into a pair by the time this flight is over.
We have had to order a bigger plane, and have had one row of aisle seats removed to make sure there is enough room for dancing. It appears there will be considerable high stepping going on, and I especially look forward to seeing the Co-pilot and Buddha doing the tango with roses between their teeth. We have also removed one entire fuel tank to accomodate all the chocolate being stowed on board. I see there has been no shortage of food available while we are awaiting clearance for takeoff. Sammy ate ate the spider. Why does Pets All Around have a craving for pickles? Naf seems to be having some *very* unfortunate experiences with the animals VBG :) and a number of passengers have stumbled into Margaritaville, er, the VIP Lounge, where they appear to be serving a Buffet supper. Amelia, sad to say, is looking a bit frayed around the edges with all this commotion. Her stewardess cap is no longer slightly askew, but has rotated over her left ear, dangling by several bobby pins. Her blouse is comming untucked, her stewardess graduation wings are flying in at a 45 degree angle, and she has runs in her support stockings. Poor dear has had her hands full with the animals, (although not as full as Naf's have been!).  Good thing she hasn't seen what's been going on in the lounge! We have stowed on board some paper hats, confetti and whistles for takeoff, and I believe Ail is providing some Dom Perignon champagne if the case is still intact. Well, we're getting close! I know its been difficult, but the Air Traffic Controller has not yet given us final clearance for take off so you are just going to have to continue to party on...

Torti: QUIK QUIK iz da kittiez in mi bagz bein fed an water lik dey should. Oh plz fed dem som gud fud an gicv dem sum nip ta mak da res of der trp betr. Fank u furry much.

Clide: Has my luggage arrived yet

Your Travel Agent: Clide, check your e-mail!

Torti w/ Humoon: Here I iz purr wit da humon in tow. Open da dor so we kin git in. I got lotz of katnip an spiritz fer da humonz in der. Diz humon is heevy... Quik b4 i drop her..... Readi fer a parti YE me an da humon iz she alrea start her parti hafin so much fun wit dis.

thebes: let us take a cruise next time. this plane is getting way too crowded and the aisles are way too narrow to do any really good dancing. while the food is good...chocolate and more chocolate and the margaritas and sombreros sound lovely, i think we need more room for the animals...elephants, lion cubs, camels ..we will all be seeing more than double at flights end and the sea waves will surely make us feel better! rhumba, anyone?

axl: Ohhh I love cruises

ladylynx: I hate ships more than planes and I REALLY HATE flying!!! At least if there is toooooo much gas up here and the plane explodes, it will be quick, on a ship, agggghhhhh, it could sink and then sharks would eat me .....I would rather go out in a big blast than be eaten by sharks as I was drowning, I can not swim when I am inebrieated!! I laugh to much and swallow toooooo much water, I will send flowers....you all have a great cruise! Besides, I get sea sick.

Tanya: Will there be a birthday cake on board for me?? Hope it's chocolate!

Co: Tanya.....when is your Birthday????????

Tanya: Today and no one remembered!!! :o( Boo Hoo!!!

Fran: Yo Tanya! Check out the kitty bb.

ladylynx: We called the famouse "SUGAR SHACK" and ordered you 7 Chipndales!! Naked hunks dancing in the aisles for YOU!! Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!! Get ready for an all male review for YOU!!!!

Stacy: Will they be CHOCOLATE COVERED??? mmmmmmm VBG

LL: Of course!!!! With cherry sauce on a couple!!

Tish: Hey Pilot-When exactly is the plane going to cleared for take off?

The Pilot: Hi Tish! Maybe Tuesday, Wednesday latest I hope! We've got a few last minute passengers who are running to catch the flight - don't want to leave anyone behind if we can help it! I'm sure you can find something to keep you busy in the VIP lounge :), and I think poor Naf could use some help with the animals..VVVVBG!

axl: The VIP Lounge is getting very crowded.....Maybe we could expand into the next room. Could we put the drinks in one lounge and the pre flight
snacks in the other?

co: Or......we could all go over to LL's Hotel Suite......... She's got her sister's credit card...and drinks and food are on her!! Of course...she doesn't know that yet...but LL says she won't mind at all!!! vbg

Fran: I'm going to LL's suite. I need a rest. I partied too much this weekend in the VIP room! I hope you have room for me LL.......

ladylynx: Plenaty of rume for everie body. Cuse me, I am bito un the weather....Too much cholcolate adn cahmpagne. My Draco was ver vey ery verty naughty at home, hesomehow got the door handle to turn and was partying around the house and his big butt musth knocked over the bird cage when he was trying to reach into the hedgehog house....tears****** tears***** some puking from the tequilla, BAD BAD DRACO, he ate 3out of 9 finches, 2 were dead on the floor, total 5 body count from the bird masacre so far, and the goolian....a special finch was about to be devoured when a human discovered the grisly crime!!! Little gooli was submerged from the neck down in Nolvasan.....and given high sugar water, put under a heat lamp, DRACO is in BIG TROUBLE!!9finches were societys....only 4 were found alive flying all over the house...gooli, IF he lives thru the night might make it,....but cat claws are very poisonous to birds....this is the worst disaster EVER in the history of all the cats put together. Draco is now a "mass murderer"...he must have gotten his feelings hurt cause he didn't get to come on the trip, so his revenge was to get all my precious little bird babies. He didn't bother the doves or the african grey(she'd have ripped him a new face), how terrible for the dovies and the grey to watch their pals being slaughterd by the mad DRACO.....Natasha is a serval and she has NEVER looked at the birds. Only outside birds and a couple baby chicks.....I am so ashamed of him....and he was about to eat my goolian.......the goolian's wing is definetly broken, Kelly is in tears, her words were" he is pretty mangled", I was so upset I threw the cell phone over a bridge and drank the whole bottle of Cuervo  myself. We took the adjoining suite at the hotel, as the shower line was backing up and Naf is there as a regular due to dooooooooo....enjoy the hot tubs and the pools, the hotel has 6 pools. The hotel is providing complimentary limo shuttles between the hotel and the airport for our  enterage, we have the hippest party in town!! Also, they want to keep Akiheme happy, they are nervous that he might revert to his old nature. The owner of the hotel remembers Akiheme from his days in Russia long ago when Akiheme got a bit of an attitude and blew up the Russian airport. He got us a second suite and limo service gratus!!! I always liked Akiheme much better than his brother Akmed!! Kelly found 3 feathers in the litter box in the bathroom....they look like Barbie doll quill pens....last week, Simba knocked over the finch tower, just cause she is a big moose of a lion cub and clumsy, she didn't eat any. It took me 2 days to catch them all again.......bad bad Draco! Anni and Aspin are being delivered in a pet carrier....since we havent' taken off yet, so they can join their kitty pals, they heard from Frasier the QUEEN was coming....they don't want to miss the hippest Queen CAT in the world, this is the party of the century....Aspin is wearing a collar made of hundred dollar bills as a donation for you know who for you know what .....from Kelly and Whiskers. Good thing Aspin has a little neck, they'd have run out of money!!!!Smells like Naf is back, I'd better get back to the planeeeee.

Louise: Please pass the...the...zzzzzz.....

Naf: Did your little bird make it thru the night? I'm sorry for you and your other birds that didn't make it. I know how sick your stomach feels right now, I came home not too long ago and  found my son's mouse cage on the floor and not a mouse in sight. And we dearly love our little mice. I didn't know if I could ever feel the same way about Sabrina again. I felt betrayed. I wanted to get mad but she was just being a cat and it was my fault for leaving the door open. Luckily though, we had a happy ending, the mice were all found eventually with only minor injuries and they recovered. I wish you could have a happy ending too even though I know it's too late. Let
me know how it goes with the survivors please.

ladylynx: Naf...thankyou, Of ten finches, there were 4 survivors, one cinnamon and 3 societys, the goolian, did not survive his injuries, he tried, my kitty is a mass murderer, he used his wits to escape and got out on his own. Inall our yrs of wild ones this has never happened, Draco is a domestic, at least he did not get thedoves.Or the african grey, he is tops on the poop list this week and a lock has been installed. If he gets out of this I will change his name to Houdini!! I am sorry about the mice, glad they weren't cat food! They don't bother the bigger birds, guess the finches are irresitable.......

Tish: OK EVERYBODY,SMILE Big ,so the photographer can get a good picture of all you beautiful kitty's before take off!

Tanya: I said,"CHEESE" but I think we'd have a mad rush towards me by the furkids!!!

Stacy: Who cut the cheese? Where are those gas masks?? VBG

patrick: ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

axl: Is this a group picture? Do you have a very wide angle lense?

thebes: wait for me! i have to fix my face. did you say cheese?

Co: Wait for me and Cat-Lady...we are BOTH doing our hair today!!..

Cat-Lady: Mine is a stunning Auburn, what color is yours????...........

Co: I'm a "Honey Blonde"..and there are NO dye stains on my bathroom counter !! vbg...

lisaviolet: Yeah, and mother nature has done a bang up job of frosting my hair.

Buddha: Hair coloring? Hey, we all did our color jobs the same day! We are really preparing for this trip!

Catrina: Ok, I'm here & ready!!! (Glad I had my teeth cleaned last week.) *SMILE*

Fran: I'm ready if Frasier would just get his tail out of my face!

Sallie: I thought this was a come as you are party. Do I need makeup and a hairdo????!!!!!!! AGGGGGGH

lisaviolet: Here's my pic since I had to send my package on the shuttle.

Besides, I'm in my jammies. Its a big tshirt my neighbor brought me from Texas. Has kitty mariachis on it. Front and back views. And a pocket for my chocklate.

Mcat: Hey photographer wait for me. I don't have a hair style anymore since I got my hair cut in Virginia. Someone said it's come as you are.

Amelia: Oh my! Come as you are? Does anyone have a comb, several bandaids, some scotch tape and some Scotch?

lisaviolet: turkey for the cats, wild turkey (yum) for us. is that okay?

Amelia: Oh my! Come as you are? Does anyone have a comb, several bandaids, some scotch tape and some Scotch?

Max's Mom: WAIT for me..Max & Zonker are BOTH hogging the mirror, plus I'm still loading litter in the cargo hold!! VVBG

LisaM: Uh...Is it too late to ask what exactly is Flight 908? My first time here...What is going on? Sorry--been very busy on the dog bb when I have time.My time on hte computer is limited. Can anyone please fill me in?
Thanks.

Fran: I'm sure the pilot or co-pilot will respond to you when they awake from their last flight! It's a good thing!

Stacy: "It's a good thing." Fran, are you impersonating Martha Stewart??? VBG

Fran: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh goodness no, we don't need that stodgy woman on board! She'd just organize us to death!

Stacy: But just think how "pretty" she could arrange all the chocolate on board! She could build little chocolate kitties!! VVVBG

Louise: E-mail sent.

Teddie's Mom: This is cool, can anyone tell me what this is all about? I haven't had a chance to read.

Pets All Around: Still no one has mentioned the comfort station on board.

Akiheme: The comfort stations are quiet fine Sir, do you NOT hear anyone complaining? I have not been in the ladies rooms , but I hear no ladies complaining in the VIP lounge.

Cindy V: I hope you guys are recording all this - it could be a "best" seller!!!

LL: Experienced lion holder available....O.K. LL I'll make sure we sit near each other, so long as you give my elephant some bananas when I go to the loo too

Sheila: OOOOPS - silly me a weekend away and I forget how to use the BB

LL: No problemo!! Bananas ordered from market, truck on its way.....

Sheila: I forgot to tell you...I ordered two dozen cases of BEST South African wine, a barrel of 10 yr old brandy an 20 bottles of Soouth African liqueurs. I thought you might be interested tin trying some South African food too so I got 10 kgs of Borewors, 5 kgs of sosaties and I'm getting some pap made, we shall eat it with bredie, followed by koeksusters and Melk tert.

Cattitude: Hey, I'm up for trying anything new! I'll bring some sake too!

Michelle: Dear Pilot or Co-pilot: I have received confirmation of my luggage. Did it make it on board?

Your Travel Agent: E-mail sent!

Michelle: Make that I haven't received confirmation!

Cattitude: Gee, I passed out for two days and so much has happened. I have an idea ladies... Why don't we have the Chip-N-Dale dance in the aisle for us? We can make them wear cat print undies. he he. I'll brings lots of music!!!!

Stacy: Studly men in cat print undies, covered in chocolate!! I sure can't wait for the flight to take off!! VBG

Cattitude: Wow, and Covered in chocolate, now I didn't think of that. Meoooooow! VBG

rat friend: Fed up with this bulletin board...This board has obviously been taken over by some people who want to talk nonsense to each other and fill up the space so anyone who wants to find messages about animals has no chance! I won't be visiting this board anymore as I have had enough on self-centred people who think that this board was just for them. It would be alright if your ramblings were amusing to the rest of us....or made any sense, but that's not the case. You obviously outgrew the cat board. Hope you enjoy your senseless chat and I'm sorry that the new boards weren't used in a better way, such as natural remedies for pet veterinary problems, or a for sale board. Oh well......I wonder how many other people have been annoyed by all this........

Cattitude: This is not rambling nonsense. We are doing this for a reason. Let us know if you'd like to know why. Also, it is a *community board*.

knuckles: Actually, I have been kind of intrigued.....

Co: I e-mailed you...

Tish: You need to find out whats going on before you start flaming. Fl# 908 is pet related.

Buddha: Anyone who asked about #908 & posted their e-mail addy, was answered. They usually responded with a wish to be included, as they are all cat lovers like the rest of us. Why not give yourself the same chance? You will understand & approve, I'm sure!

Acme Poster: This Board. Hi Rat Friend, MANY have joined you. This "joke" has gone on long enough and is causing many others who'd wished to use this board for its intended purpose to give up trying and to turn away. IMHO, this board is an embarrassment to Acme and an abuse of our host's bulletin board space. Imgaine what a first-time reader must think? I would think Acme will be forced to do a board sweep to remove the message, eventually. Perhaps you might wish to email the webmaster. I don't care enough to bother with it. It would be my guess Amce is unaware of this board's condition. It is also my opinion that these people are mistaking a bulletin board for a chat room. I look in only to see how long it will go on, until posters tire of it themselves or until Acme clears this board. There is no sense of "Community" to be found here, only a sense of exclusion. IMHO, this is extremely
childish behavior.

Co: If you would like to be filled in on what we are doing....simply post your e-mail addy....and I'll explain it to you...

Another Acme Poster: This board is for talking about topics which involve Acme Pet or off-topic pet related conversation. Flight 908 involves Acme Pet and many of the regular people who post here. It involves doing a good deed for someone who has a great love for animals and also for that person's animals. Anyone who posts here is welcome to "board the flight." No one is being excluded. I quite like this little community!! Signed, Another Acme Poster

Louise: Complainers, you would be ashamed of yourselves if you knew!!

ladylynx: Clueless....or cold hearted?? You should get all your facts before you blast a group of such caring , compassionate, animal lovers. What all these folks who have joined in on Flight 908 needs to be congradulated....not maligned, I am HONORED to be part of this TEAM...FAMILY effort. The person they are doing all this for is well worth everything. This couldn't be MORE community. World wide, wonderful loving , caring , compassionate folks have joined together in unity, giving of their time and effort to make a fellow community member feel better. You quite frankly are a schmuck! Or jealous not to be part of this great BB family. Get a clue!!! The flight will be taking off REAL soon and you will be rid of us......Ladylynx Any one with 1/2 a heart would send their baggage and run to get on board!!! This is such a worthy cause.......

Buddha: Ladylynx, you are a treasure!! Amen to everything you wrote!

CindyV: Wish you could enjoy the humor! Community includes diverse components, does it not?!? and these folks are clever!

Fran: A VERY BIG THANK YOU CINDY!!!!!!!!!!!

racekatz: If you would have taken the time to ask...you would have found out that Flight 908 is pet-related. And from what I understand, this type of
project is exactly what the community bb is for. If you want to learn about health-related problems you should probably check the exotics board. And there is a board that is used entirely for sales....

Tik Tok: Go get 'em racekatz, hissin' and spittin'! VBG!

janice: Has my luggage arrive...went First class a week ago...long trip!

Your Travel Agent: E-mail sent!

Sammye: Hay, folks, da show izz goin on in da lownge rite now!! I izz doin mie aktt wit da CatNdale Dansers! 

Michelle: Yowsa! Take it all off! (Big Whistle) (long Merow) Don't Stop!

Stacy: Oh no! It's Kitty Porn!!! I better cover Gabby's eyes!! She shouldn't see this!! VBEG

Sammye: Ooooh, Stacey, Ize tought youse wanned ta see sum studley catz. Wel, I izz studdley az enny, an I tink Gaby shud sea itt two! Doant fergit da tipp--two toonas izz enuf!

Stacy: Sorry, all I have is salmon. Will that do??

Boeing Girl: let me know if my flight is on schedule to connect with your flight by Tuesday! or Wednesday! How's the results? Follow link so you know my flight.

The Customs Inspector: Check your e-mail!

hcowner: What's flight 908? Will someone tell me what flight 908 is?

Co: E-mail on it's way!!...

Pilot: I hope you have a form letter for this! VBG :)

racekatz: Oh dear, Copilot, I have a problem....I couldn't get to the post office today to send the baggage - I got dragged into a stupid meeting that ran overtime and by the time I got home the po was closed. Are you still waiting on more passengers? Can send baggage overnight tomorrow. No stupid meetings!!! - the marching band is all warmed up and ready to go. I'm bringing tuna treats! And we can all have fun playing with the kits!

Co: I think that will be ok...we'll have to check wth the Pilot though!!...

Pilot: They don't call you RACEkatz for nothing! Get those engines going, we're sitting on the runway waiting you ya!

Pebbles: Ok I'll bite. What is Flight 908?

co: E-mail on it's way!!...

pj: would like 908 info also please......

Co: ok...e-mail coming...!!

Fran: rat friend - Hi! If you can be patient we will all be out of here in a few days. In the meantime you're more than welcome to join us in our virtual flight. It is cat related but it's not appropriate for the catboard. This community board is also for "off topic pet related conversation". That's us! You may want to do a good deed for someone yourself someday and we would all cheer you on. What we are doing is a gift of love and I'm sure that Acme doesn't have a problem with this. We have several people on our flight already that came here wondering, as you do, what this is all about.

Pets All Around: Nicely Put!

Sheila: Re: rat friend - put up your e-mail addy and we'll let you know what all this is about

The Customs Inpector: UFO's on Flight 908! Check your e-mail. We have some Unidentified Flying Objects on Flight 908. I need your help in identifying these passengers. They arrived without luggage tags. Geez, I wish I could type!

Cattitude: This flight 908 is going to be something...Chocolate cover Chip-N-Dale in cat print underwear for us and Cat-N-Dale for the kitties. Flossie is purring already, dat naughty wittle gurl! I think I'll have some champagne! Oh waiter.....

Stacy: I have a sudden craving for chocolate!! VBG

axl: When are the dancers starting?..Are they just in the aisles of the plane or do they start in the VIP lounge? Today is rainy and dark, I would like some chocolate today.

Cattitude: You girls are as naughty as Flossie! ha ha. I think we can arrange for them to meet us in the VIP lounge for a little pre-boarding dance and snack. Oo la la!

Stacy: Did you say SNACK?? : ) A chocolate covered....... LOL Shame on myself! VBG

ladylynx: we are all naughty!! it sounds very very yummy!! I love chocolate!!! Maybe Sheila will baby sit Simba. Anyone seen Akiheme? He is not with the camel.....or at the hotel?? Hope he has not gotten arrested, he will miss the plane, take off is soon!!!! Right????

Tish: I think it's almost time to board Fl#908. has any one heard them call first class seating?

Pilot: Quick Update on Flight 908 as I will be off line until tomorrow....We have checked in 45 passengers with a total baggage *weight* of 525 lbs!. Hoping to take off tomorrow if all stragglers check in. Plotting our route for quickest flight time given number of passengers. Will check in with you all in the morning.

Co: Yo...Pilot...please read....I think I have something that you need!!
Are you still around??? Let me know where to E-mail it to...ok?? Ms. pilot....I e-mailed the info to you...both places...and I called you too!!

Fran: I'm sure we won't be the only ones happy to be taking off! Whoooeeee! Let's do it! I'm ready to fly!!!!

Teddie's Mom: I want to go but I don't what this is about.

Tanya: COME ON STRAGGLERS!!! Get your butts moving...I want this plane to take off already!!!

Elfangor: IMPORTANT!!! READ THIS MESSAGE REGARDING AP CHAT GUIDELINES!!! If a monitor catches you saying ANYTHING that is not pet-related to someone or someone saying non-pet related things to you, both chatter's servers WILL BE BANNED!!

so?!?!?: And your point is??? This isn't a chat room the last time I checked but rather a bulletin board.

Fran: Thanks, but I think the monitor knows by now that this is *very* pet related!

Elfangor: Fl#409..I would like to join Fl#409. All I am bringing is my cat!

Elfangor: I Mean Fl#908

Co: Welcome aboard!!.. Enyoy the flight!!...

Fran: Yippee! Another passenger! I bet you'll be cleaning us all up with your 409! LOL!

Naf: Welcome aboard Elfangor!...Is your kitty a polite kitty? I have been having trouble with all the critters on board. I think they are all plotting against me.

Stacy: Is it time to hand out the catnip on the Flight yet?? Fang is wondering.

Cattitude: I think we should let them get high on catnip when we're in the air. This is going to be funny!

asrai: Flight 908...Hi guys! My baggage is sent and I am ready to go! Would our pilot please let me know if my baggage arrived? I'm bringin' gourmet jelly beans! Hey, did I miss all fun in the V.I.P. lounge?

Fran: All you missed was a very big hangover!

thebes: we dont remember!

Boeing Girl: Can't wait for touchdown!! So excited. I'm already suffering jetlag! All the honey roasted peanuts, and all the milk, I'm soooooo dazed! I'm excited waiting for touchdown! I'm wondering (as I sure others are) what the first passenger is going to say!

ladylynx: Can't wait to land, hope this is a VERY fast plane!!! We are very much needed at our destination.....

Mcat: I am ready to leave now! Up, up and away!

Boeing Girl: Herbie has volunteered to keep the ladies of the flight entertained:

ladylynx: Even Simba's heart is a pounding!!! WHAT a man!!!!! It is GREAT!!!!!

Buddha: PLEASE do not excite Simba while I am holding him!!

Mcat: He can entertain me, that's for sure!

Sheila: Re: Herbie how about you sit next to Moppett...

Mel: *grins*

Cattitude: Woohw. Good thing Flossie is spayed! What a stud!

Sallie: Hey! How bout I sit next to Herbie - He's soooooo handsome......

ladylynx: Hurrying , hurrying....some last minute baggage!! Run faster Akiheme, you should have taken the camel, that is what their long legs are for, funning rast!! Oh dear, I am seeing triple....must be the stuff they rae serving in the VIP lounge. The dancers are soooooo tempting...I am going to try and give up chocolate.....

Cattitude: Naf needs Akiheme's help. Naf is pinned in the hotel by the camel. Oh dear, what shall we do? (by the way, when you see the new boys boarding the plane you won't be able to give up chocolate- wink, wink)

Naf: Flight 908: Help me... please someone help me...The camel has me trapped in the hotel. I no longer smell like camel nip, but I believe I have imprinted on him somehow. That camel wants me bad. Don't leave without me, I am planning my escape.

Cattitude: Can I help you escape through the fire escape? Let me drink this shot of tequillia and I'll be right up! *hiccup*.

Naf: Cattitude!!! You come down from there this minute!!! I am on the GROUND floor...

Boeing Girl: And Sadie has volunteered to entertain the men....Look at that tongue!

Mel: Very BAD! LOL!

Cattitude: Naughty naughty! her and Flossie will get along great! :o)

rat-friend: request for e-mail address. When i posted about my feelings about this board, some-one (I think the co-pilot) asked me to give my e-mail addy so that he/she could explain what the flight is about. I see from other messages that you have had to e-mail many people privately. Myself, like many others I know of, will now not give their e-mail address due to nasty mail and mail bombs being recieved. After I posted once on the exotic board, I got a very nasty message from a rat snake owner about what he does to the rats he
feeds to his snake......unspeakable. I couldn't cope with recieving this sort of mail, so I am afraid that I cannot give my address. However, as you seem to have many people puzzled about this flight, perhaps it would be a good idea to post the explanation onto the bulletin board? I cannot see why
you haven't done it before, as it would explain it to new comers to the list, and perhaps not annoy so many people (I have had numerous e-mails of annoyance about this)

Sheila: Rat friend...I think it has already been explained to you that this is going to be a BIG SURPRISE for someone very special - we obviously do not want this person to even begin to guess if he/she should happen to call in here. The surprise is a kind of help/thank you for a LOT of good work that this person has done. More than that we cannot say until the surprise has been delivered. When it has been accomplished everything will be explained. If you care to e-mail me privately I will reply more fully 100wills@mentor.edcm.wits.ac.za PS I live in South Africa and am a 59 yr old granny - I promise you I will not send you anything distasteful

Buddha: I'm sure you now understand that something wonderful is taking place. I am so sorry that you did not avail yourself of the opportunity to share this with us. I am a 72 year old grandma, so I wouldn't even know how to send you anything wrong! Just email me if you wish an explanation, or be a bit patient a little longer. Thank you!

Mel: My reply.....OK, it's been an annoyance to you. We understand, but we have very important reasons to not post any more details. In a few days it'll all be over with and you can enjoy your board as it was before. It's too bad you couldn't join in on the fun like several other non-cat people have. I think we've all made new friends and are enjoying ourselves. I think you've missed out on something special. >^,,^<

lisaviolet: you said: (I have had numerous e-mails of annoyance about this)
my answer... Well, since you have received many emails about this, why doesn't one of the people that emails you, put their email addy up and they can get the scoop and email you about it.

Pilot: We will be more than happy to explain this to the whole board once we've landed! We thank you and everyone for their patience. We seem to have
made some new friends here, and for that we are all very thankful. Even though you may not understand the specifics, you are more than welcome to join us in spirit. Please, join the party if you wish.

Naf: That's horrible what that snake owner did to you!!! Some people are just heartless. We're sorry that we can't openly explain what is going on, it's a surprise. But I know the Pilot and Co-pilot plan on filling in everybody when we're done and it won't be long now. Join us if you like, and bring your rat!

Fran: Oh my! rat friend, we are hardly the type of people to send mail bombs and nasty email. We are cat lovers and understand that other people love their non-cat pets as much as we do. Well, flight 908 will touch down on Friday and you'll be rid of us. Sorry you couldn't join us. It's been a blast.

rat-friend: I wasn't suggesting that the regular users of this board would do that to me. I think there are people who scan boards like this looking for a reason to cause agro. Don't you just love people like that?!....

ladylynx: This is a special surprize, a mission of love and hope. Jump on a jet, come on with us, bring the rat, Simba won't bother it, Nor will I allow Kachinas... chill out ! Have a ZIMA and nachos.... have some vodka spiked cherries while your at it. This is an honorable flight.....it is an honor and a privledge to be included with these wonderful people on flight 908. We have extra seats....

Sheila: Herbie - how about you and Moppett making the flight in the seats next to each other ... (pic above)

Mel: OOOOOoooo Sheila....she's a cutie!

Herbie: Herbie thinks, "Nudge nudge, wink wink" With all these toonas the ladies have given me, how about I buy you a drink?

Mel: Flight #908...What day are we taking off? (Duke and Rushy have been asking!)

Mel(dummy): Sorry, I meant when are we touching down?

Cattitude: Hey, where am I sitting on flight 908? I arranged for the Chip-N-Dales to come aboard but they're just to dance with. (or snack on if your name is Stacy) ha ha.

patrick: That's O.K. I'm bringing the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders...VBG.....
Buddha: Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders?? Now I know for sure my hubby is getting on this plane!!

axl: All the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders.?

Max's Mom: HEY - How about the Dallas Cowboys for the Girls??? LOL

Stacy: Sit by me!! Especially if you're bringing the dancers!! I promise I won't *snack* VBG

Tish: Hey pilot or co- pilot, how is TAZ doing.

co: He's doing better than I am!!...

Catrina: Are we there yet??

co: I'm waiting to find out if we're flying today too!!...

Teddie's Mom: Are dogs welcome on Flight #908? Can someone tell me more about this, I'm curious?

co: Sure dogs are welcome...the more the merrier...I just e-mailed the rest!!...

Louise: My dog Coco is going - she loves to travel!

Basenji Mom: OK, you win! What *is* Flight #908?

Co: I just e-mailed you...

Pilot: Flight 908! WE'RE CLEARED FOR TAKE OFF... Get those trays and chairs in their upright positions! Get YOURSELVES in an upright position! LOL! Somebody find Amelia! She needs to do the emergency exit routine. We're taxing down the runway. Air Traffic Control has cleared us for takeoff. Get those Dallas cheerleaders on board. Ladies, strap those Chippendales dancers into their seats. Where is Akiheme? Where is Naf? Our journey will take TWO days, so plan for arrival on Friday. Although some baggage didn't make it, everyone got a seat on board. Temporary Boarding Passes were issued to all who booked reservations, and late arriving baggage will be sent on a second flight. NOW we can party! Can I have a Mimosa please, and hold the orange juice.

Co: Yahoo!! I am "half-cocked" and in the upright position! I'm ready for takeoff! Do we have an estimated *time* of arrival??? Where is Amelia...I need some Amaretto..and keep 'em coming!!

Mel: Stewardess, Steward....I'd like some pizza, peanuts and a bud lite please! When's the movie starting? Service! I want service! Yeah..I'm pushy...so are my kitties...they'd like toonas please. *grins*

Fran: Yippee!!!!! Patrick? Where's Patrick? Oh, Patrick we need you! The pilot and copilot won't last two days at this rate!

patrick: I had to get the navigation charts and file a flight plan....and a bottle of vodka!!!!!

Naf: WAIT!!! WAIT!!! Akiheme is still missing, Cattitude is stuck on the hotel fire escape and I'm still trapped by this crazy camel!!!

Pilot: Run Naf Run! The elephant has its trunk wrapped around Amelia's leg while she is dangling outside the open hatch waiting to grab your hand as we cruise along at several miles per hour. I know you are holding Akiheme, and Akiheme is holding Cattitude, and Cattitude is holding the camel! Good thing Sheila brought a STRONG elephant.

ladylynx: RUN FASTER!! and by which end is she holding the infamous camel?? You all should be on board, not HANGING around!hahahha

Naf: It was close...But we all made it onboard safely. Thank you Cattitude for your brave although slightly misguided rescue attempt. Thank you Amelia, for pulling us to safety, I forgive you for letting us dangle 1000 feet above the ground, I know you got distracted when that conga line formed behind you and the elephant. Now if you all will excuse me, Ladylynx has promised me cheesecake and Bhudda is going to sing me a naughty song while I watch all these nice ladies in the daisy dukes (and one poor soul in feet pajamas) tango.

Amelia: LOL! I'm right behind you

Cattitude: WOW, what a rush. Now I'm sober! I'll take one of those Mimosa's w/out the OJ too! Can I have some cheesecake too?

Stacy: Don't you mean *beefcake*??? LOL

Stacy: Ouch! My ears are popping!! Where's the chocalate?? Hey Ail, where's the champagne? Does anyone want to see the films or just dance with the Chippendale dancers?? (or the cheerleaders) Who's wearing their Daisy Dukes?? I'm not that brave!! LOL

Mcat: No Dukes for me; I like watching drunks dancing and dodging various large animal products.I'll eat my chocolate and leave the champagne to the rest of you> Wheeeeee! Flying's fun.

Pilot: Boy, have you come to the right place!

Pets All Around: WHEEEEE-Here We Go A Flyin......

Sallie: OK Who's In Charge Of Clean'in Up After This Wizzin, Poopin Elephant And That Spittin Camel! Whhhhheeeeewww!!!@@@@@

Naf: Um... Akiheme... Yea, that's right, Akiheme has elephant and camel duty.

ladylynx: Last time I saw him he was passed out in the hay stacks down by the camel stall in the cargo hold. Whose in charge of the elephant?? Hey, Akiheme is supposed to take the elephant for walks!! I better go check on him, Sheila will you hold Simba for awhile??? thanks.....

Sheila: Re: O.K., O.K. I got my shovel - it's good for the roses!!!

Blush: I dizi, i wanna be bi mi humoon ohhhhh i had too muc katnip awwww mi furri hed iz spinnin. Humoon, aw she iz in da bar drinkin dem daqui agin aw no she iz dizzi!! Now I got ta hol her up! OPPZ- did anyon fed r bagag?? It haz livin stuf in it AWWWW!! Wat til humon gitz rit. I gona meow her reel lod!!!

Moppett: Ooooooh Herrrrrbie, wanna find a quiet spot while these hoomans party???

Herbie: Moppett, Okay.. but I'm sorry to say I'm neutered!

Sheila: Hass anyone seen Moppett?? I left her fastened in her seat while I went off to scoop the elephant poop. I'm leaving the Camel spit to someone else YUK!!

ladylynx: Sheila!! look inside the above board luggage compartment, I saw her snoozing up there with a stash of toooonas and a bunch of cat nit, taking a cat nap!!

Sheila: Re: Thanks LL - so long as she hasn't gone off with that Handsome devil Herbie!

rat-friend: I'm sorry, I now see why you can't explain. I'm sorry for any offense I've caused. This is obviously not my 'thing' and I'm sure you are all enjoying it. Even though there is obviously some good behind this, I still can't see that the messages are funny.....oh well...perhaps its the American/English humour difference problem......I'm now leaving this board...
 
Cattitude: No problem. Where are you from?

Sheila: Re: Hang around till Friday then you'll see

Cattitude: Somebody help me! I'm stuck in the bathroom with a Chipendale (don't ask me why)- not what you think. The camel is blocking the door. Help!!!!

ladylynx: I should be so lucky!! ...fear not, Akiheme is trying to coax the camel away from the door, he just doesn't want to look like Naf after covered in brown camel dung....much worse than elephant and there are no showers on board......aggggghhhhh, I miss thehotel suite!! I am airsick. I wish we were landing NOW!! My dog was sooooo freaked out I had to give him the oranged juice so he would just pass out. Simba has to go pee.......where are the LARGE litter boxes???Could we get a clear aisle?? All these dancers!! Who are the ugly little furry naked dudes? Are those sphynx cats doing a striptease in the VIP lounge??? Tooooo hysterical. I must adopt one when I get off this plane.

Stacy: Here I come to save the day!! (and I'm bringing chocolate!!) hehe

Louise: Stacy, you're baaad!

Andra: Oh, I can't wait until you all land Friday and heard all about the flight!!

Tish: are we really going to land in Texas?

Louise: I hope not - I wanna get outta here!

janice: What state are we landing...never asked, just wanted to go!

co: I think we will be landing in the "state" of confusion!! *vbg*

patrick: ....or a state of intoxication after all I've been reading here!!!!! VBG...

janice: I'm already in those states!!!!

co: Then you won't have far to go!!...*vbg*..How is your weather today?? I'm finally seeing the SUN!! It's about time!!

Tish: Can't wait to land!! someone is going to be very surprised to see us all!!!!!!!!

Tanya: I can't wait either! I guess once we arrive everyone will be on the bb (again)!!!

Pilot: Hey Tanya! Taz is sitting on the jump seat in the cockpit supervising "Otto" Pilot while I'm back here drinking champagne and eating cheescake!

Tanya: Cool! Sure hope he doesn't swat at any flashing lights...it's a good thing I have my parachute on!!!

ladylynx: Everyone in our section has parachutes on!!Even SIMBA!! there are 2
dog shutes if anyone needs one, if you are short it will work for a humie...and there is a special box with a big chute that will take 8 house   kittes down gently if need be, the box has compartments, just insert kitty   and kitty will be safe!! The chute on the box will support 200lbs total      weight.HANG ON TIGHT!!!!This could be a bumpy landing!!

Fran: That "someone" will be the only one capable of seeing by the time this plane lands!

Tanya: The suspense is killing me...I can't wait to get here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amelia: Its time for dinner! Place your order... Allright, so I'm a leeeeetttle disheveled. Do you KNOW where I've been? Don't ask. And don't you DARE mention the ripped blouse and shredded support hose. Have you ever had an elephant's trunk wrapped around YOUR legs? Its time to eat REAL food. I'm not so hot in the kitchen, so you'll have to be specific. I see you all have had dessert. And What is Stacy up to with all that chocolate and beef, er, cheesecake? I don't think Cattitude is trying very hard to get out of the loo with that Chippendales dancer. And has anyone seen Patrick since the Dallas Cheerleader came aboard? Somebody had better order take out for Sheila. She's down in the hold shoveling for her roses. I'd rather use Miracle Gro myself. At least Herbie dressed for dinner. Coffee, tea or catnip? (please specify Human or Feline)

Fran: Order Up! I'd like two aspirin please. Some bottled water to wash it down with and a champagne chaser. A big caesar salad, a small steak and some fresh green beans. I'll be ready to party for the rest of the flight as soon you serve me! Line 'em up! But I've lost Frasier, has anyone seen him? Is he still looking for the queen or has one of Ladylynx cat's devoured him? Oh my, is he with the camel and Cattitude? FRASIER, COME HOME!

ladylynx: Simba is sound asleep, deep in lion la la land...she is exhausted from all the human hoopala!!! She ate alot of mice and all that catnip we had been saving from the stash lisaviolet sent, Kachinas ate that toooooo , besides he is a little kit, he likes Frasier!! He is sound asleep too, getting their kitty beauty sleep so they can look marvelous for YOU KNOW WHO when we land which will be soon!!!!!!! Frasier was babbling words of love when I saw him last, looking for the Queen.....and we gave him 3 of Kachinas's mice. (not live ones_) fresh snac ones. Everything you ordered sounded delicious!! I will have the same please Stewardess!! And Akiheme
will have a glass of champagne and a large primerib....and a ceasar salad. I will have a glass of champagne while I am waiting for the dinner to be served, and an Ameretto Stone Sour with my steak!! And a coffee/and kalua/ameretto for an after dinner drink . We should be almost over the great state where YOU KNOW WHO lives!! I am really excited to see her face when we all show up on her door step!! There is still alot of chocolate ameretto cheese cake available.

patrick: Pass the junk food please!!!

Buddha: I'm too nervous to eat! I can't find Elliott. Since those Dallas cheerleaders came on board, I haven't seen him or Patrick! Elliott, where are you????

Myrtle: Hi gang, how could you leave me behind? I have been looking for you everywhere, I had to run to catch up. I am really out of breath and need ressucitation. Especially since this cat is so heavy and refusec to carry me.I really wanted to make it here for dinner and also before you land!

Amelia: Well, set your cat down and place your order! You'll find no shortage of refreshments here! Aisle or window seat?

Myrtle: I will need a whole row so i can lay down and rest. I am exhausted from the trip. My kitty will need her own seat. We also don't want to be near any smokers!!!

Myrtle and Floozie: We are ready to order now, I would like grilled salmon and Floozie would like tuna with kibbles, a little butter. Also, I need to catch up with the drinking here so I need 14 White Russians with ice cream, please on the couble. thank you. Floozie wants champaign.

Amelia: Ah Myrtle, did you happen to see Cattitude and the Chippendale's dancers on the way in. We seem to have temporarily misplaced them! LOL!

Myrtle: I see nothing, hear nothing, and know nothing, they are in the cabin with the pilot. They are giggling and they have their shoes off, but I didn't see anything.

Co: Hi Myrtle....Welcome aboard...where will you be departing from??? How many kittys will you be taking on board???...

Amelia: Ah Myrtle, did you happen to see Cattitude and the Chippendale's dancers on the way in. We seem to have temporarily misplaced them! LOL!

Myrtle: I see nothing, hear nothing, and know nothing, they are in the cabin with the pilot. They are giggling and they have their shoes off, but I didn't see anything.

Myrtle: I already departed. I dropped up from the ground (knoew how??) and I will need a whole row, Floozie will need a whole seat, there is just one of her now but there will be three of her in a couple of hours as she is due to drop those 15 kitties any minute. Probably why she had me carry her the whole dash? Do you know who the father is? eally out of breath and need ressucitation. Especially since this cat is so heavy and refusec to carry me.I really wanted to make it here for dinner and also before you land!
 

Myrtle: Is there a cat here by the name of DebD, some maniac is looking for her on the cbb! I have a message for her that is not there! I bet you don't know how I got up here do you?

Anon: Cool your jets kid. We've been working for a long time on this and we don't need you to spoil it for us.

Kitee powice fer de homans: Dat waznt vry nis, U mite make hrs cwi. Herz twyn tu be fwendly. Nobuddy tole her bout dis fun twip. y u well at herz? Herz funi wady n wee shudda vited herz to get tiket rlee, herz hd to fli up to dis pwane and se is tard. Be nis. lubs.

Pilot: Whoops! Who brought the gremmies on board?

Tish: Myrtle , you are a hoot ! Where have you been? You must have drank more than me tonite !

myrtle: Howsa come you didn't invite me here so I could be a hoot (that is a owl) I am a
          Meow! earlier? I still don't know what is going on, but there is dancin, drinkin, etin, flyin, and the bestest frenz ever, even tho they didn't invite me or Floozie. Can somebody 'splain this to me? Right here on the ccomm.bb. I ain't got no e-mail kitties. I am so heppy tht there is the chocolate and the drinkin. Please fill me with chocolate if we do drop from the sky and hit the ground. But not before. Thanks. M.

Louise: About planes and gremlins...Gremlins were said to be little monsters that sit on the wings of planes and cause them to...to...land a little too soon!

Mcat: Hey where's my hamburger and diet coke, french fries, and onion rings? I'm starved; all this dancing in the aisles has made me hungreee! When do we land? I am ready as soon as I eat.

Myrtle: Danc's - Wow, just my speed, If it is Zydeco, Count Me In. I can even teach you.

Myrtle: By the way, where are we going and why? Will there be men? How come nobody invited me here. I had to crash this crazy party! oops, guess crash isn't a good word to use here this high in the sky!

Pilot: LOL! Myrtle you need to sit next to Tanya. She has the parachute.

Sheila: EMERGENCY!!!!! I'm going to JUMP! Dang, durn, 23@#*!#@#$ Oh FIDDLESTICKS! luckily I brought along an extra parachute!!! - my Grandson is arriving from the UK so I have to go back home and meet him off the plane (he's only 4) I was hoping to be able to finish this tip but......Now who is going to offer to tell me what happened? LL Pleeeeeeeze look after Nellie for me, she like a few bananas everynight before bedtime and she likes you to hold her trunk before she drops off. I left some Ellie diapers in the brown suitcase, and next year (when he's old enought to fly alone) I will send her little brother to you for company. Can some one please take a video of the Chippendales - why do I always miss the best "parts" *g* Patrick - please stay sober the Pilot and Co-Pilot may need your skills Cattitude - the only thing I can suggest is you spit right back in the Camel's eye - he MAY step back in surprise Louise/blacatz/tinidogz why are you trying to get out of Texas are the Rangers after you?? Well Andra - please open the hatch and BYEeeeeeeeee..........................eeeeeeeeeeeeeee Splash!

The Stew: Do You Think She is Coming Back?

ladylynx: Sheila!!!!!! NOOOOOOO, come back!!! An elephant?? Sheila, did you jump into a lake or something?? Sheila, did you remember to put your cell phone in a zip lock bag so it would stay dry ??? I must call you, you must call me back....does the elephant have to touch me?? What about ele snots??Do elephants have gooey snot? Do they slime you like a camel??Can it eat the rich alfalfa hay? I thought you were going to leave Nellie with  Akiheme......oh well, thank you dear friend, at least we will have transportation when we land, Naf gets the camel, it was a gift to Naf from Akiheme.....Where is Patrick??? Is he flying the plane? Where ever those cheerleaders are , you will no doubt find Akiheme. I need to take a nap myself so I will be bright eyed and busytailed to see our beloved comrade!!! YOU KNOW WHO WHO LIVES YOU KNOW WHERE......If you need a parachute for your dog, just come on by!! WE have 3 large left, 3 med. and 1 small. One large we will need for Simba in the event we must also jump......I hope Patrick is flying this baby!!!! Get ready to land!!!!! Party more!!!

Naf: Darling Akiheme...I cannot accept the camel. My cats have never gotten along with camels. Our mice have never gotten along with camels. I believe this is a moot point though because the camel seems to have become seriously enamored of Cattitude. Thank you so much for thinking of me, my sweet Akiheme, but please...give the camel to Cattitude.

Akiheme: Great NAF!! Naf, the camel was a gift to you....I cannot take it back, I am not an Indian giver!! You must as the owner now of the camel, if you heart is desireing,
to give the camel to Cattitude. It is your camel dear friend, so do as you desire. It likes Cattitude now?? What a fickle camel. I thank you for all your kindness and humor during Flight 908!! And ladylynx prayed much and many that I would not hijack the plane to Israel or some such place!!! I love the lady DEB D tooo much, my desire was to guard you all and the plane from would be hijackers.What a fun ride!!! What a BLAST!!! There are limos I arranged for with my "ahem" connections to take everyone to DEBBIES!!! Even those naked chocolated coverd men, and those little sphynx cats, ladylynx calls the ugly hairy little naked dudes!!! See you at DEBBIES!!!!!What a rocking place that will be tonight!!! We have a lear jet standing by for any passengers that might after the celebration need to get HOME FAST!!! My humble honor to be of service to such great great people all!!!

Floozie: EEEKKK there is a rumor in the kitty litter box that the pilots are blind. Did anybody scream

Myrtle: Did any body see the move? Or do you want me to give you a sinopsis?

janice: Looks like alot were in the nip last night...

thebes: and the chip-n-dales!

Andrea: Hey guys! When flight 908 lands...Could someone email me and let me know what it was all about? I'm really curious! Thanks! Hope it was a big success!

petnut: or maybe put a message on the d*g (grrrr) BB... we want to see too!!!!

Pilot: We'll post it for you. We'll be thrilled to share it with you..Thanks so much for your patience.

Co: We landed!! I just e-mailed you!!!..

Cattitude: Ha, I just saw those ugly little naked dudes stripteasing in the aisles! I finally got out of the bathroom, thank goodness! I think I'll join in the dancing, not the stipping part though! I need some cheesecake and an amaretto sour! :o)

Pilot: Passengers of Flight 908! We are in our final descent...We're almost there! Ground transportation is waiting! Get your hair combed. Gather your personal belongings and return those Chippendale dancers to their upright
positions! Air Traffic Control has advised us we're cleared to land....
This is so exciting!

thebes: oh, this is so exciting! is my crown on straight? will here be photo ops?

co: huh?? We're landing?? I must have slept through the whole flight !! I hope someone will be there to greet us when we arrive!!...

Myrtle: You must have slept. Floozie haed 15 kittens under your seat. She screamed 15 times, we are trying to locate all the fathers now!

co: I *think* we've arrived!! Check it out Ms. pilot!!!...

Pilot: TOUCHDOWN! TOUCHDOWN!.....*Confetti* *Whistles* *Streamers*

Amelia: Thank you all for flying Acme Airlines. We hope you'll fly with us again sometime

ladylynx: I want to thank the Pilot,Co-pilot,Amelia,Naf and GOD!!! that we have landed safely!! This has been a GREAT trip!!! Lets all run over to DEBS!!!!! tears***cheers* streamers***and confettie***chip n dale dancers!! chip n dale catdancers!!! And the DAllAS CHeerLeader!! Yipeee Yippee!! My dog is so glad to be on solid ground!!

Mel: YES!! I'm soooo excited!

co: YAHOO.....That was a very quiet landing!! ....can you PLEASE e-mail me!!!...

Pilot: Check your e-mail!

Herbie: Where's my email! So excited!! Oh boy oh boy oh boy!!!!

Catrina: Are we there yet???? For sure????

Stacy: Has anyone heard from the recipient of our flight???

Herbie: AAAHH... so happy to be off the plane.. Had to fly coach. Streeetch

ladylynx: GREAT pic!! We ALL feel that way!! Don't worry, Akiheme has arranged for biggggg stretch limos to take us all to Debbies to party!! And there is a lear jet standing by for those who must get home quick after the party, like me!!! Couldn't get any other commercial airline to sell me a seat for Simba and no airlines in the US will let Akiheme on a plane!!!!hahahahhahaha

Tally: She's Posted! Check out the Cat BB...

Mcat: WOW!! Glad we made it. Couldn't stand the suspense any longer!!!

Tish: yaaaa!!1 hoooorayyyy! we finally landed. we've been on this plane for a week. yaaa!!!!

Myrtle: I really have to go to the bathroom, can someone find those 15 kittens, they got loose. Thanks, I'll be in the loo, that is kitty litter box. I think there is a line.

Deb D: Charlie came back to me today! Thru all of you!!! ***tears***......***smiles***.....
"I believe there are
angels among us......
sent down to us..
from somewhere up above...
They come to you and me...
in our darkest hour....."

I've been singing that song ever since it hit me when I was opening the (((BIG))) box that the Fed EX guy said was from Acmepet BB! "Acmepet Bulletin Board?????", says I. First thing I saw was glittering stars, rainbows, and brightly colored tissue paper. And cards.....so many, many cards. And upon further inspection....beautiful wrapped packages! So *many* packages!!! I'm so very, very thrilled with all your love. I have opened most of the cards. Letters and photos from you and your kitties.....sweet sentiments, loving support.....I feel all of you, your kitties, your rainbow kitty angels, and Charlie...all around me. I haven't even opened the packages yet....I want me daughter (who is in school right now) to see all the packages first! I called me sister to come and see! I took all the packages and cards and put them all around Charlie's pretty little resting spot......I want Charlie to see them too! And I took a whole roll of photos! I can't tell you, I don't know how to express, how much you guys have lifted my heart. I keep bursting into tears of happiness. I was so excited, I read most of the cards quickly...I have to go back and savor them....but one of you wrote that I took such good care of Charlie when he was here, that now he is truly an angel who watches over me. That really struck me.....it's true! ***tears*** I love you guys so much.
Deb

CatladyDi: YAY YAY YAY!!!!!!!! We were wondering where you were!!! I'm so excited I can barely type!! I'm so glad you liked this Deb. I told you a while ago how there are SO many people here who Care so much about you!!
You are a very special person!!! We all LOVE you!! I'll e-mail you! Love, Di

Tally: *Sigh* They ATE my post! Must have tasted like Amaretto cheesecake... VBG :)

Di: Tally....The "Gremlins" got you...can you believe it?????

Naf: Tally, I'm so sorry! They got you again, MY post is under your name.

The Gremmies: We * tried* to be good during Flight 908! We just couldn't hold it back any longer!

Tally: Is this Poetic Justice or What!

Tally: We'll try this again...(Gremmies got it, message by Naf in there as follows:)

Naf: Hi Deb, I'm glad we could make you smile. A lot of people care very deeply for you and they came together and pulled this off. I was honored that they let me be a part of it. You have a lot of friends!!! And I hope you'll put me on that list! Naf

Tally: Can you BELIEVE it! They got me again! I'm ROTFLMAO!

Deb D: ((((HUGS)))) to you, Naf!

Max's Mom: Hi Deb!! I am sooo happy you were surprised..A few people almost let the 'cat' out of the bag hehe.. Enjoy all the goodies - you certainly deserve it! Charlie will always be in a special place in your  heart, as well as mine..Cats truly are Angels. BTW, how is little ole Taz? Have a great weekend.. Sue, Max & Zonker =^.^=

Deb D: I saw your kitties! Taz is fine...sleeping on front porch.

Deb D: Tally, I *still* can't see your msg. and what's flight 908?

Tally: Deb, Check out the Acme Community Board!

Di: What's FLIGHT 908?????????? Go to the Community BB and see!!!..We should list the "cast of characters"!! Complete with "Rats and CRABS"!!! vbg

Pelz: Wondering. Did you ever stop by the community board and see things about flight 908?

Deb D: No! Didn't see a thing!!!

Pelz: Posted the summary on the community for you, Deb. Cast of characters ain't such a bad idea!

Deb D: I'll go look now!!! BRB

Pelz: Deb...You might have to start a waaaays down..But where you see "pilot" and "co-pilot" is where the news is spread... Many happenings on the "flight" (the combining of all of our love and packages to the final "destination"). It's one huge analogy... You might have to scroll down a long time..been going on a couple of weeks! We had chippendale dancers, camel spit, elephants and some vewy drunk kitties this flight!!! Maybe start up top and go backwards??? LOL!

Pilot: Like at the Bottom!!! This was a very busy flight...

Pelz aka Boeing Girl aka Herbie: Actually, here's a link to one of the first posts.. use the number to figure out how far down...http://www.acmepet.com/club/bboard/community/messages/144.html
It's at message 144.. so when you hover over the links..you'll get the idea..it's about 90% of the way down!

Amelia: Here's a link to the first post....

Amelia: Great minds think alike! ;)

Pelz: Laugh.. I'm glad you posted that..its a confirmation that my post was right!

Di: Hey Tally...You must be mighty tastey today!!!...they ate you again!!!...

Tally: Yikes! Those Gremmies sure got excited when we landed!

Pelz: Yipes!!! Seriously bad gremmies attacking this series of posts!!! repeated me 3x!!!

Naf: Yeah, but I don't mind cause I got TWO hugs!!!

ladylynx: I can't tell you how much I hate PLANES!!! And the dog was terrified, but we love you SOOOOOOO much, we got on that plane, even knowing the pilot was in a daze!! You are a great lady!! Loved and admired by us all!!

lisaviolet: .....***smiles***..... back atcha.

Catrina: Oh Deb!! Surprise!!! This has had to be the longest 2 weeks ever!!
And you have no clue what Flight 908 is???? ROTFLMAO!!! I love it!! Hope you enjoy everything! We love you!

Clide: Did you get my letter. I sent 6 dollars (unmarked because my parents wouldn' let me mark the amount) and a picture of myy furbabies and a pucture fromn a family vacation. I also sent a creepy crawler (my grandmothr said that when Canada post xrayed the letter they'd think I was sending bugs to the states LOL!

Deb D: Yes! Thanks so *much*, dear *sweet* Clide!

Clide: I thought the bug to the USA was real halarious!

Tish: I'm so glad It finally got there. just about to bust wide open.
****SMILES*** DEB, you are a wonderful person, & you deserve this joy!
let us know what you got!! BIG (((((((HUG)))))))

Stacy: I'm so excited that you finally received the "flight!" Hugs to you!!

Tally: Hey Stacy! Can you get these gremmies off me so I can post. I think they're after my amaretto cheesecake. Can you give them some chocolate! VBG :)

Fran: LOVE YOU DEB!! I took a lunch break and rushed home to see what was going on! I'm sitting here with tears in my eyes but they're tears of happiness for you and the combined efforts of everyone at this board. We all
love you!

Deb D: This was as much fun for you all ,as for me, huh? It's so *delightful*!

John O'D: You are wonderful for all the hard work you do for kitties...

Cat-Lady: Hi Deb,

I called Tally at work today and she told me that you had received the "Box from Acmepet BB". She read your post on the BB to me and we were both crying. But, they were tears of joy for you. You are a very special lady and you deserve all the love we sent you.

Deb D: My phone line was down this am...have 19 emails...will respond asap!

Mcat: You deserve everything in that box as well as all the love it represents. Check theCommunity board if you want a few laughs. We all had fun with the planning of this *flight* of fancy, fun and fulfilment

CatladyDi: About Flight 908.....(Deb's package)....If you were not included in that...it's because either you dont have e-mail (sorry Sandy...I was dying to tell you) or we couldn't find your e-mail addy. We had to keep this a secret from Deb. Please don't feel left out...we wish everyone could have known about this!!(Except for you Deb...of course) ;-)

Pilot, Co-Pilot & Amelia: Passengers of Flight 908 take a bow! Our journey is over. Thank you for making this so much fun. Thanks to Acme for their kindness in letting us use this board, and thanks to all of you not on the
flight for you patience and kind words. This is Flight 908 signing off.

Tanya: Way to go crew!!!! Thanks for getting us all their safely!!! It was a lot of fun.....

Buddha: I would fly again with you anytime! Thanks for such an inspired & blessed trip.

Fran: Gosh, I feel great! Going back to work with a smile on my face! Thank you everyone!

ladylynx: Passengers and crew of Flight 908, and the LADY this was all for....This was truely an adventure!!! It was a priviledge to be part of such a wonderful undertaking, Flight 908 is a memory I will cherish for a life time, there is goodness in our troubled world....and there is hope.
One prayer: Peace
One hope: Harmony
One dream: understanding

Catrina: I had a great time, it is heartwarming to know such wonderful people!!!! (Can we go on a cruise next???)

thebes: Re: I had aits great to have landed..a cruise would be great next time..more room and my gown wouldnt get creased.

Mel: Thank you, Thank You, Thank you for the wonderful trip. It was sooooo much fun...I've got such a good feeling! When we going again? ;-)

Pelz: To all those who are still wondering what Flight 908 is/was... Flight 908 was an analogy. A bunch of us at the cat bb got together and sent a LOT of things to a wonderful lady known as Deb D. This was all done from one person's abode. We would send our things to her house, to be sent in one big box to the final destination. (ie. Flight 908 was consistently preparing for "takeoff"). We would of course soup it up with Chippendale's and the such.
It had to remain a secret, so we posted where we hoped she wouldn't read about it or concern herself with it (community) and kept everyone up to date without mass emailing every time someone wanted to know something. Flight 908 has docked and the package reached its final destination. Thanks to all who tolerated this and thanks to those who contributed! You've heard (almost) the last of it!

Linda B: What a wonderful way to use the Community BB! I was incredibly curious what Flight 908 was about, but I just enjoyed watching from the sidelines and wondering and laughing along with your gang's hilarious and incredibly imaginative postings. You wonderful, caring, compassionate folks are a perfect example of what "community" is all about -- makes me proud to be part of the same Acme community.-- Linda B. (from the Dog BB)

Sallie: Thank you Linda B what a very nice compliment........

Cindy V: I agree! Your actions are so beautiful! And SOOOOOO funny!!!

Deb D: I am the recipient of Flight 908!!!!......I run a no-kill, cageless cat shelter. I try to adopt out as many as I can to good homes, and those that are unadoptable, I provide a permanent home for. I have made many, many wonderful friends at the cat bulletin board. Recently, I have had a string of very sick kitties requiring major veterinary treatment. They all knew about this and wanted to help the shelter. Approximately 50 people got together and masterminded this flight of fancy (sneaky little devils, arent they?....no actually, it was a jet plane full of angels.)At any rate, these wonderful people sent massive gifts to both myself and the cats, and a donation to the shelter totalling $598. You've never met a kinder, more compassionate group of people, than those who frequent the cat bulletin board. The MEOW Shelter kitties thank them from the bottom of our hearts.

Tally: And if you want to see a picture, Deb posted it on the Cat board!

Fran: Goodbye All! Thank you to those of you who joined in on our virtual flight. Thank you to those of you who tolerated us. We had a blast. If you're ever in need of a party just let us know! And goodbye rat friend, wherever you are. I hope someday you'll understand why we were so silly in trying to keep everyone involved in this wonderful cause.

Sallie: Well said Fran....Add my name here..Thank you C BB members!!....

Naf: Yes, add a big thank you from me too!

Cat-Lady: Big thanks from me, too!!!!!........

Deb D: Here's a little gift for the passengers & crew of Flight # 908...

Cattitude: Ha! *LOL* That looks just like Flight 908! Thanks Deb.

Janet: Yep!!! That is us!!!

Laura: And a big thank you to...you diane and Tally you of course. This was a wonderful idea you guys (don't know which one) came up with!! It has been so exciting knowing Deb was going to get her package! A big "thank You" to all who made it possible!

Pelz: Most definitely a great big cheer for Di and Tally!!! So happy!! **tears of joy**

Naf: Yes! A great BIG thank you to Di and Tally, the heroes of flight 908!

Tish: yea! Thanks Diane & Tally, you guy are GREAT!!!!

Fran: Absolutely! Thank you Di and Tally for pulling this off! You did good! Cheers!

Sallie: Add me in here too......Thank you both very much....

Deb D: This is so exciting...will read those flight msgs. all this evening!!!! A party!!!!! Thanks *so much* all, esp. Tally & Di!!!!

Sandy: I'm sorry that I couldn't have been a part of it. That was such a great idea and sounds like a lot of fun too!! Everyone here is so wonderful and caring. Deb, you deserve the best for everything you've done to help
all cats in need.

Lori and Jez: I'm sorry I missed out on this. I've been popping in every now and then to check up on what's going on but I don't often leave messages or replies. When I do post, I usually leave my email address off because it's my work email and I'm not sure how much the company is looking at our email traffic.

But at any rate, I'm glad to hear that this care package has brightened up DebD's day. I know how hard it is to lose a furry friend, especially one who's life had only just begun. I've shed tears over Charlie and Patches and Amy Elizabeth and many others. purrs, Lori

Cat-Lady: Thanks and Kudos to Tally & Di. Thanks to them we were able to send love to a special lady and have some fun too!!!!!!.........

Pelz: Make sure you iterate what you get!! We're all curious! (Minus the personal stuff, of course!)

Tally: And pictures! We want to see pictures!

Pelz: Before and after pictures! (Warning, contents may settle!)

Deb D: Just wanted to say...you all have *added* 20 years to my lifespan!

Tanya: Glad to hear we put a smile on your face!!!

lisaviolet: i have 18 cats and......we are all glad to know that you will be around longer to love more of us.

Deb D: My sis here...says Charlie's grave looks like Princess Diana's grave with all the gifts.

Tally: Aw! I bet Charlie is laughing and smiling. You know he was with us the entire journey ...

Tanya: I'm glad you got our package Deb! You REALLY deserved it. Hope you fill us all in on the contents!!!

Tish: Hey DEB, Wish I could have seen your face when you opened that package, bet we could have knocked you over with a feather!

Liz D: OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hi everyone! This is Deb's daughter! I just got home from school! I saw all of those wonderful packages and cards on my way in! Boy was I surprised! I can't wait to open them! Mom said she has to feed Laura and then we can open them! HOORAY!!!! Thanks everyone! That was *FURRY* sweet of all of you! Mom is REALLY happy and so am I!

Tanya: Hi Liz- I'm glad to share in your excitement (and your mom's) We've been waiting and waiting to send the package out and we're all very happy to hear that it's made it there today. What a great way to start off the weekend. Enjoy unwrapping everything! Please fill us in on everything that was sent, ok???

Tish: yea! Thanks Diane & Tally, you guy are GREAT!!!!

Tanya: Tally your post was eaten!!!

Tally: I must be oozing amaretto from every pore...I'm giving up for a while. Maybe the gremlins can pick on Stacy. She's been eating a lot of chocolate!

Tanya: That post made it! BTW...I sent you email...it's on the way!!!

Stacy: Sicking the gremlins on me are ya?? I'll remember that!! VBG

Tally: Staaaaacy! Can you feed them some of your chocolate?

Tish: Can't wait to find out what Deb D, Charlie & Liz D. got in the fl#908 package!!!!!

Marjori: OH MY GOSH - I almost wrecked it at the lst min. and Myrtle was't much hellp either. Sorry guys. Please forgive, just upon the c bb, oh my gosh. amd what a hoot!

Deb D: LOL!!! I never suspected a thing, Marjorie!!!

Sue: I wanted to email you but you left no address!

Deb D: Flight 908 was a *JUMBO JET*.............carrying in excess of 50 people, their families, their pets, and plenty of angels! Here's the tally! (pun intended!):
*Handmade, handpainted wooden angel kitties that say "Angels are kitties with wings" (beautiful craftmanship).
*Kitty knick-knack (little kitty wrapped in a snug blankey)
*Hand knitted blue afgan for the kitties (perfectly beautiful stitches-so talented!)
*cat toys: catnip mice, catnip bean-bag, balls, cat-dancer tease toy,
*collectible lion & lioness (holding cub in mouth) salt and pepper shaker
*Kitty liquid soap dispenser (very pretty) with soap!
*another hand made kitty afgan (again, beautiful work!)
rust & gold color with a kitty knitted right in the middle
*cat food (a/d!!! YAY!!!)
*candles
*pewter cat pin
*Siamese cat knick-knack (lg) and 2 mother kitties w/ their babies knick-knacks (and they were from someone's special collection...and they wanted me to have it***tears***)
*2 sets of kitty stampers and stamp pads
*2 sets of kitty stationery
*2 hand-crafted turquoise & sterling necklaces (beautiful!!!!!!!)
*a TAZ T-shirt!!!
*a Siamese T-shirt!!!
*pewter cat pin w/ place to put kitty's photo
*cat magnets
*cat books, and cartoons
*a handmade card, plus *tons* of kitty cards
*a special, original poem
*a kitty bookmark
*A new portrait of Charlie, entitled, "Charlie has taken wings and soared..." (PLEASE POST IT NOW, PELZ....it's so beautiful...I really cried....it's pen and ink, and you should *see* the detail of the feathered wings!!!)
*donations of money to the MEOW Kitties, totally $508. Gosh, guys, could anybody in the whole wide world be any more loved than me??????Thank you, thank you, thank you so much! I love you guys! Deb

Tanya: Thanks a lot for posting Deb...we've been waiting to hear from you. Hope you enjoy everything...you definetely deserve it (so does your family!!) God Bless......

Deb D: forgot to add one of the cutest things!!!......Two little pewter pins of kitties with golden halo's above their heads!!! You must have looked a *long time* for those!!! They are so *cute*!!!

CatladyDi: Thanks for posting that!! What a lot of "goodies"!! I was so curious as to what you would get! It all sounds great! I'm so glad this went so well!

Max's Mom: You are truly blessed.. This really is a wonderful, caring bunch of cat lovers we have here. I'm happy that we put a **BIG GRIN** on your face. Kiss all the felines for me, and have a wonderful weekend..Hugs, Sue

Pelz: So happy this made you fill with joy! Our goal fulfilled!! (Posted Charlie pic above)

Laura: What a wonderful list of gifts! I'm glad it brought happiness to your home, you deserve it!

Catrina: WOW DEB!! Sounds like Christmas in.... September????? I imagine you had a ball going thru all those goodies. Glad we could put a smile on your face!! What a great bunch of people the Cat's Window folks are! Enjoy!!

Mcat: Nothing more than you deserve. We were just glad to have been able to do it; thanks to our intrepid Pilot, Co-pilot and crew.

blacatz: We love kitties and we love you!!

Mel: I'm so glad the flight finally ended...I was too excited to stay on board any longer! Love you!

John O'D: You are very much loved. You are doing good work.

thebes: the flight was one of love and caring...and fun.

Blush: ***DEB, Fan u furri muc fer telin wat u got fro ur friens. Dat iz neat. Gla u iz hapi. I meow mad sur da box fro humoon waz fix jis rit. I purrsonali supervis it. Humoon almos cri as she did it was happi fer her frien ta get mor meezers. Purrz && Kitti Huggz Blush

Deb D: Gotta love them meezers! Thanks so much!! Love ya all!

Sallie: So Glad We Were Able To Give Some Happiness....You Are A Very Deserving Person.......

Cat-Lady: Hi again, Deb We have been having such fun on the Community BB with this flight. So glad that everything go to you intact. We really wanted to see a pic of your face when you opened the box. **grins** Did you take pics of the packages on Charlie's resting place? Love, Cat-Lady

Deb D: Sure did! They'll be back tomorrow and will post!

Pelz: My gift to Deb (pic)...

Was only waiting for the go ahead from Deb! Here it is! "Charlie has taken wings and soared"

Tanya: That is truly amazing!

Deb D: *I love it*! Gonna get it matted and framed right away! And hung up close to the ceiling! LOL!!

Catrina: It's beautiful...you are very talented Pelz!!

blacatz: Just when I thought I had shed my last tear for Charlie...

thebes: that is a beautiful gift...so thoughtful.

Marjorie: How wonderful, everybody is soo talented.

Tik Tok: Really nice art Pelz! I am sure Deb loves it!

Sallie: What a beautiful piece of artwork...Deb will be able to enjoy Charlie forever.

Clide: Deb did you get the pictures I sent you? I just wondered if you saw them yet.

Mel: Hi! I'm sooo glad our flight made it to your house safely! I felt so bad about Charlie (lots of tears) it helped so much to bond together with everyone on the community bb. Our crew were wonderful!

Deb D: Thank you *so much*!!!! You are so thoughtful! I just *love* the gift!!! So cute!!! And the kitties appreciate you, too!!

Deb D: Hey Axl!!! How *in the world* did you find a card with a cat on it that is marked *exactly* like Charlie???????I mean, the mustache is even shaped exactly the same!!! Did you spend the last two weeks hitting every card shop in the *entire world*???? (Love that afgan!!!)

Sallie: Deb D, At this moment, I envy you. It is not many who get the opportunity to know just how much they are loved and cared about. The only bad part of all this is that you didn't get to participate in the flight. It was undoubtedly one of the most fun things I have been involved in for a long long time. You must go over to the community board and read the postings. That will keep you in stitches for many hours. It was without question a crack up (no pun intended)

Deb D: You are *so* right!!........I am *truly blessed* to know of all the love you all have for me. What a wonderful gift from heaven! And I mean that *literally*. I am anxious to get time to get over there and giggle about the flight plans!!! It will have to be late tonight... Thank you all so much! I am glad you had such fun!

Fran: Deb, it's truly better to give than receive. I think we've all learned that right here if we hadn't before. We had a blast! One hell of a good time! I've never spent so much time on the web just reading those hysterical messages and laughing. It was wonderful! And it was well worth the time and effort as it appears we've accomplished our mission which was to make you smile again and let you know that we care about you. While doing that we also made ourselves smile. What a great group this is!

Deb D: So glad you've joined us, Fran!! Thanks so much!

Fran: You are most welcomed!!

Tally: Thanks Sallie, I know I had a good time

racekatz: Sort of missed Flight 908...but I have a boarding pass, and my baggage will finally arrive shortly! Sure wish I could have gotten in on some of the fun though.

Fran: You were there in spirit racekatz. {{{{hugs))))

Fran: Oops! Lopsided hug. Here's another one! {{{{hugs}}}}

Deb D: Fran, you're just throwing hugs every which way!!

Deb D: LOL!! I couldn't figure out why "ikjdao Boomer" had a new first name! LOLOLOL!!! I can just *see* those little rascals doing all that stuff! And your good watch in the litterpan! What a hoot!!! Sounds like a barrel of monkeys at your place! Thanks so much for all you've done, too...you are all so wonderful!

If its the Cat Board, it must be Tally!: I am just laughing out loud at those kits. What a handful. Maybe its a good thing they weren't on the plane. Who knows what they would have found and dragged down the aisle! Maybe one of those Chippendale dancers, or Ladylynx's tarantulas!

Sallie: Or possibly some of that elephant poo-poo!!!!!! :o).......
 

So there it is; the entire flight 908 text as it was on the community bb at Acme. I cut and pasted  everything as it was! (so no one was forgiven their typos!) This is my way of making sure it lives on and others get to hear about it. Enjoy! Yours, Pelz

To read the recipient's feelings the day the Flight landed, go here: