Welcome to this taylorbell production; the number one site for people unsucessfully hunting info on the pop band 'Candypants'.

The raison d'etre of this site is: Hollywood actress Renee Zellweger. Nobody likes her, everybody hates her, she thinks she'll go and eat worms. And because she's so unhappy, us nice kids made her a website.

Renee Zellweger beats up tramps and wees in there tramped out shoes, and looked like she was made from plastic at the Oscars. But inspite of it all, she still remains the fifty-eighth greatest actress of all time (Empire magazine). And what finer way is there to learn about this little scrunchie-munchie-munchkin than reading our fabulous website? None. Obviously.

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