GothicHuntress15: alright so it was my line

him: right

him: remember i had been handleing my sword "lifebane of existance"

GothicHuntress15: *shakes my head but stays silent looking uneasily at the unfamiliar men*

me: may i help you handle your sword?

me: tis unwieldy

him: yes sir - its a bit heavy so use both hands

me: what shall we do with it?

me: may we receive outside assistance

him: *looks at small woodland creature boy

GothicHuntress15: *has backed up against a tree looking rather scared*

him: first mate - offer him some of your meat

me: im not sure if thats a good idea, i mean come on man, its so timid

me: *deals out meat*

GothicHuntress15: *shakes my head backing away a bit more*

me: come on key-key, you love the salisbury steak

him: *nods at the meat

me: *makes "reaow" noise to entice the key-key"

GothicHuntress15: *moves so hes hiding behind the tree just peeking his head out*

him: "is there anything we can do to calm it down?  The meat doesn't seem to be doing the trick

me: we could proceed to plan b?

GothicHuntress15: *looks scared just staring back and forth between the 2 men*

me: *mounts our pirate horse*

him: *ditto

him: shall we ravage his covey hole?

me: *rides toward woodland cat with covey holes gleaming hot red in our eyes*

GothicHuntress15: *starts to climb up the tree obviously terrofied*

him: *calls to woodland boy - come join us for a night of drinking and sailing

me: mount our steed!

GothicHuntress15: *looks unsure of what to do and stares down at them from a breanch not too high up*

him: talks to first mate - "i'm not sure our ninja friend will enjoy such odd company..

me: *lights tree aflame with lighter of heinousness*

me: we'll smoke her out

him: calls out "come down and enjoy our company"

me: please?

GothicHuntress15: *looks scared and jumps down from the tree*

me: yay! pirate love all around

him: "pirate high fives"

GothicHuntress15: *stares at them both wide eyed but doesnt move to leave*

me: will you mount our steed or not, most un-polite cat

him: *listens - hears a wailing guitar coming from the distance

me: could it be the ninja

me: ?

GothicHuntress15: *nods rather uneasily and slowly walks over*

me: quickly, we must quit this area for the ninja grows close

me: if he gets here, there is no telling what he could do

him: indeed - where should we hide woodland creature

him: "he could flip out"

GothicHuntress15: *looks scared again and doesnt know what to do*

me: quickly before he cuts our heads off and kicks our family!

him: *hurry my wood friend - onto the steed

GothicHuntress15: *jumps up on behind him looking quite terrofied now*

me: ride casino pirate!

him: *off we ride

him: * i know a place where the ninja's would never go - Pirate town

me: ah, the scurviest place on earth

GothicHuntress15: *holds onto the pirate looking rather confused and scared*

him: indeed - while ninja's hate pirates.. certainly he wouldn't dare

him: now now wood creature - have a drink of this special spiced rum

me: one ninja could only take 3-4 pirates, certainly not a whole town

him: especially with the incredable amount of lazers that pirates possess

GothicHuntress15: *looks at the rum uneasily and shakes his head*

him: *dumps rum on wood creature

me: drink up ! otherwise you will never be a true woodland cat...man thing

him: you'll have to work on your skills if you ever hope to destroy the most heinous ninja threat

GothicHuntress15: *whimpers and looks terrofied*

me: show us your fighting style woodland cat

him: "I want you to hit me as hard as you can"

me: yeah, hit him, not me

GothicHuntress15: *shakes his head*

me: do it woodland pussy!

me: ninjas are cutting through the fields of the midwest every day

me: soon their legions will be here

GothicHuntress15: *whimpers and shakes his head again*

him: "we are almost there - i just have to take a pirate sized leak

me: allow me to assist

him: that's a good first mate

GothicHuntress15: *watches them considering whether to run off or stay with the men*

him: *you could always come join us - pirate lovin gooes a long way

me: you cant run off, we are going 97 mph on a horse

me: you would become a quadraplegic

GothicHuntress15: *looks about like hes going to cry wanting to be just sitting in the woods worrying about very little again*

me: the pirates worry about very little too!

me: we are all about hoes and rum

GothicHuntress15: *looks confused*

him: and the bling bling as my mate "dirty dogg one leg" likes to say

me: werd up

me: casino pirates know where they shizzle be

him: *produces turn tables to entertain the small party

GothicHuntress15: *looks even more confused*

me: *gets down in front of his bentley*

me: i had to have special pedals installed to drive with a peg leg

him: its a high price to pay - to be a pirate *removes fake eye to reviel a totally sweet lazer inplant

him: circut city - ten bucks

me: whoa, sweet

GothicHuntress15: *looks at his eye confused and scared*

me: *ducks a random laser blast only to realize it singed woodland cat's tail*

him: sorry - sometimes it fires prematurely

GothicHuntress15: *yelps and jumps then starts wimpering and rubbing my tail*

me: *helps your rub your tail*

him: *not like that first mate - rub it harder

GothicHuntress15: *growls*

me: dude, get on it, help me out

GothicHuntress15: *pulls my tail away growling at the first mate*

him: sadly the woodland creature did not past the test of fire

me: lets test it in arsenic

GothicHuntress15: *looks confused then closes my eyes and mumbles something quickly healing my tail*

him: *readies "life bane of existance"

me: *puts on poncho*

him: *killing blow

him: wood creature zero - Casino Pirates One

GothicHuntress15: *quickly closes my eyes and mumbles something different and the pirate and his first mate are tangled in vines*

me: *breaks pansy vines and laughs and woodland cat*

me: you're dead

him: *eats woodland cats pituitary gland

GothicHuntress15: fuck this

me: * picks up dead carcass and humps it maniacally*

him: * Ninja comes out of no where

GothicHuntress15 has left the room.

me: haha

me: score

him: *high fives to all ninja's

him: SCORE

me: dude, she said the fuck word, we should email this chat transcript to her mom

him: oh we shall

him: by the pirate god we shall

me: haha

me: most heinous, we are

him: this one goes in the file bin : )