right, i know i never update anymore....i also know that no one actually reads this site so im more or less talking to myself.......regardless: im going to see mindless self indulgence tomorrow, and then approximately a week from now im going to see cky....fun! so my family got a scanner and i got to play with it, prepare for lots of stuff that anyone whom doesnt know me wont care about. its mostly pictures of my prom. i hate you too
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new millennium cyanide me.....what?
uno dos tres quatro
ive been in school for half a semester, its not fun. i like taking pictures of the social misfits i attend school with.
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well tool is a definite, they are playing with meshuggah, ive seen both bands before, but golly i wouldnt be paying $50 to see something i didnt enjoy.
you should be playing some online games: pimpwar emogame
this is sad
well im in the college right now. i like the experience, but the classes blow. should you wish to contact me for some strange reason, here is my contact information.
i may be able to catch a tool show on october 29, let us all hope.
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now golly, i havent updated in a long time and for good reason, i try to only update if i have something that i feel is worthy of viewing.......that said onto naked pictures sean connery!!!
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ok, im pretty sure im not the only one who thinks role playing games within a chat are lamer than .........well myself. anyway, myself and a friend of mine decided to take part in one with this silly girl (probably all of 9 years old) lots of midgit porn and tentacle rape ensue. and of course for humiliation and educational purposes i kept the transcript, both myself and my friend's screennames were concealed for no other purpose than seeming mysterious (mine is available just a few inches from this very sentence (dun dun dun) and hers was left untouched in case the masses wish to ruin her day.........enjoy
im more or less done with high school, what a sad waste. here are some pictures, the last few being of that time again....prom. the rest of the lot were just some shizzle ive been kicking about my harddrive. enjoy them if you will, if not then you are suck.
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i havent been having a good time lately, but who cares. f time!
im selling my amp, go bid if you wish kicker zr600
i updated my car a bit
sort of a mini update/plug thingy.
my first name aint baby, its janet, miss jackson if you nasty
the story behind the above link goes as follows: some customer left it on my counter, so when noone came back for it, i immediately thought......EBAY!
my frog died yesterday. noone understands what that animal was to me, i dont think. it was "only" a frog, yes, but it was equally as important as a dog would be to someone who raised it and grew up with it their whole lives. to put it in perspective, i didnt cry when my grandmother died (i didnt have anything against her) but i cried when my frog died. rip, she was 8 years old. she was special because she was different.
if you want to make me feel better buy a guitar, its a nice one!
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this is crazy random picture time here at my fine website, if you hate these pictures, dont be afraid to yell at me. if ive stolen these pictures from you, i apologize.
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well, im off school, and yesterday was another "at work" photo shoot, so lets get to posting pics. some are of my ex-guitar.
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its thanksgiving, and i cant help to think that i have nothing to give thanks for. im so blasted unhappy anymore--in that--i see very few things moving in a positive direction. im constantly reminded of how noone really backs me, and reminded that i must continue to be strong for myself cuz noone else will ever do it for me. i dont like life as it is, and i think almost everything that could go wrong has. i do still have a computer though, and my car works right most of the time. i got my old girlfriend back as of, quite a while ago, and i do like her a great deal. this is all i have to look foward to anymore, my meager material possessions, and like 4 people whom i can trust. almost everyone has stabbed me in the back, ive done it to myself, so why dont you do it to me next
today i go visit my friend whom was in that crazy car accident and went into a coma, he is home now. its good to have him back ;)
pretty cool deftones thing
deftones greeting cards!
i am so sick of things
i do however like pictures
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mini update, i still hate everyone, but i actually am going to the weezer concert. talk about controversy, go here to read great daily updates, mostly all based on a video of a kitten getting slaughtered.
hey, not a big update here, i missed out on a weezer concert, but im going to see tool. im sad, and i start school on the 27th? (monday) i dont really like anyone right now, not a very happy time for me--at least i still have my computer, my lovely lovely computer, able to display animations of great joy, and i would like to share with you those animations. these were all made by neil cicierega, a 14 year old child with flash knowledge, but they are actually very funny, i picked 5 of his "movies" that i thought were the best, uploaded them to this geocities server creature, and now i have them conveniently linked for you, and they are able to be downloaded to your comp by right clicking on the file below, and then selecting "save target as" enjoy!!
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no i didnt get up early, im up late, as i usually am. namezero removed both of my domain names--so the above banner is obsolete. i need to do something
if you can help me please email me, if not, then what good are you?!
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alright, short update. bored? want to hurt someone's feelings? this guy contacted me, told me i was gay, and referred to me as "son" then blocked me. lame as a friend once said.
so, screw with this guy, please email him! aol him! instant message him!
big whopping update this eve! lots of *actual* content!
on saturday, i was fortunate enough to be able to go to the rolling rock festival in latrobe, pa--great experience. bands that played = squeezetoy, throw, clyde, oleander, tantric, staind, incubus, deftones, live, and stone temple pilots. well, lets just say this, they all sucked to some various degree, except for the following: incubus, deftones, throw, and.........strangely enough, i didnt hate oleander--maybe it was all the people blazing up the "mary-j-uana" near me i dunno. i didnt stick around for all of live, nor any of stp, but im sure they put on a good show. squeezetoy was introduced as "pamela anderson's favorite band" or some shit like that--they are the worst nu-metal/rapcore act in existance, im sure of it. throw was really good--hope they get a record deal and dont end up stealing anyone's style. clyde = creed--nuff said. and tantric and staind should not be allowed to continue making music, im sorry, they are that bad. incubus blew me away, but nothing compared to the tones, they put on a good show--its fun seeing a band that still enjoys what they do.
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the story behind that is.......one day i kinda asked a girl to dinner, and she didnt even have the decency to shoot me down without lying--and she even spoke shit of me. i dont brave females enough usually to ask them to do anything, so it put me in a deeper sewer "depression-type" area than i normally am in. well, it just turns out that i have some pretty good friends who get bored muchly--so one of them decided to pay the girlie a visit over aim. to fully get the comedy of this, you have to understand that her name is leila madresehee (maybe spelled wrong, whom fucking cares) but, the name is made reference to a bit--just notice to pure genius that went into this, tons of credit goes to my buddy matt--who also repared my hand after i burnt plenty of it off on the blender, hmm hmm hmm, canadian bacon!
hey there hi there ho there. its update time kiddies.
this has been a simply not so great week. i lost my job at red lobster, the bastards they are--fired me for something that noone actually taught me how to do. and to top it off, the day i was fired was my birthday--teehee, nothing better than being fired and alone on your birthday. arent people supposed to feel invigorated and alive once they wake up? hell its summertime, i should be overflowing with joy! .......im not.
props to this site for their huge raver pr0n section -------ravers are silly
mini update!!!!!!!!!!!
its too much fun, wanna be a dj? go here
well, i dont have much reason to be here, it means little to anyone that i do write these words. what does it matter.
i dont feel like bitching via internet this evening, so ill just send you to this link, its one of the neater things ive found on the internet as of late, it will keep a lonely person busy for hours, there are flaws, but what do you ask of a computer program?
here it is and if your connection sucks, give the site a chance to load
well, i get mail once and awhile, as any webmaster does, nothing terribly interesting usually. but every important webmaster has received hate mail at some time. and now, apparently im "important"
ive read through enough hate mail, to realize, that most of these people have just been inserted into society, under some sort of work release program. anyways, i got mine, read it here.
now, im not even going to comment on this, because that is cliche, and too easy, but if you want to email old simon, send him mail at scortez@stx.rr.com
have fun kiddies--naked midgits!
im reminded so much of the pain i endure by means of the female race, grr, if only they were all decent girls. hell, if only 50% were decent. i despise them, from now on, in my eyes girls are guilty until proven innocent, .......er, worthless until proven worthful. speaking of worthful girls, the lovely writer of the below response decided to update her "guide on girls" she is truly a special being, and she doesnt even act like shes autistic, so gather round children for aunt jackie's story time.
i should get her to be a permanent guest of this site, shes that amazing, wonder if shed consider it.
not much of an update, ive been feeling guilty about not updating it, but what do i owe to you, the reader of this specific passage? nothing, so i shouldnt feel the way i do.
girls will remain an enigma to me, for all of time, i suppose guys werent supposed to understand females, but i feel i have a better understanding than most. i do figure girls out, and that is better than most i've heard, but i never tell the girl that i have her number, because i did that once, and got yelled at alot. but no matter how well i have a girl down, there comes another one, who is such an enigma to me. and im never frustrated with learning their ways, education is key to anything. thats the second period i used this update. i dont know, if anyone wants to email me their thoughts about girls, (guys or girls can apply) send it in, id love to read it, and hell, advice is accepted gladly too. all i ask from a female, is to be intelligent, have bare minimum attractivity requirements, and to be deep. goddamn you blasted girls, you are smarter than guys, but you arent smart/deep enough to truly care, icebergs you are.