It was a starry night at the gold saucer where cloud and the rest of avalanche slept peacefully at the ghost hotel.
“Hey Cloud,” whispered a familiar voice.
“Huh who’s there,” questioned Cloud softly.
“It’s me,”
“Me who?”
“Me dammit,”
“Hello me dammit nice to meet you and if you don’t mind me asking what are you doing in my hotel room,”
“Cloud you idiot it’s me Aeris.”
“WHAT AERIS BUT YOUR DEAD!” yelled Cloud.
“SHUT UP SPIKEY!” yelled Barrett from the next room.
“YEAH SHUT UP YOU SCIENCE PROJECT!” boomed Yuffie from the room opposite him.
“Oops seems like I woke the neighbours,” sniggered Cloud.
“Cloud, not funny,” said Aeris.
“Hey Aeris what do you want?” asked Cloud.
“Well I was wondering if you want to go out on another date.” Whispered Aeris quickly.
“You came all the way from the lifestream just to go on a date with me,” Smiled Cloud.
“Yep,” replied Aeris.
“Hell no I’m goin back to sleep last time we went on a date you punched me in the middle of that dumb play thing.” Said Cloud resting down again.
“GET YOUR ASS UP!” screamed Aeris.
“Ok ok,” said Cloud quickly. “Hey waitaminute how come no one yelled at you?”
“KEEP IT DOWN @#%^&&%$%^&$%^^&<” screamed Cid.
“Hey this is weird,” said Cloud getting to his feet.
Cloud got dressed and they headed off towards the gambling section.
“Hey Cloud can I borrow one million gil, plllleeeeeeaaaasssseeee?” asked Aeris.
“No,” slurred Cloud.
“Give me the money or I’ll deck you again,” said Aeris angrily.
“OK OK,” yelled Cloud with a tinge of fear in his voice.
Aeris took the money and ran towards the roulette table.
Cloud followed her quickly.
“One million gil on number eighteen,!” yelled Aeris over the racket.
The wheel span and landed on dumdumdah eighteen.
“DAMMIT!” Yelled Aeris “I mean yay woohoo.”
“Hey lets play blackjack,” suggested Aeris.
“Sure,” answered Cloud.
They walked over to the table and Aeris and Cloud took their cards.
“BLACKJACK!” yelled cloud as he one the first game.
TWO HOURS LATER
“Blackjack!” said Cloud again with a little less enthusiasm.
“Sir that’s your one hundred and ninety ninth black jack how do you do it.
“DAMMIT WHY DO YOU KEEP WINNING!” screamed Aeris.
“What?” asked Cloud suspiciously.
“Well I want to win a hand darling,” said Aeris quickly.
The dealer dealt the cards again and what do ya know Cloud screamed out Blackjack again.
Dio and about three hundred goons walked over and arrested Cloud.
“No one cheats in my casino!” yelled Dio.
“I didn’t cheat,” replied Cloud.
“Yes he did Dio he said if I told anyone he would kill me,” squealed Aeris desperately.
“What? Aeris how could you.”
“I’m not Aeris I’m SEPHIROTH!” yelled Sephy revealing his true self.
“Noo sephiroth this was your plan all along,” yelled Cloud.
“No actually my plan was for you to lose all your money but this works just the same.”
With that Dio grabbed Cloud and threw him into the desert prison and he was never to be seen again.
The End
Author's Notes: Well how did you like that one it was kind
of spur of the moment but you know who cares I hope you like it. If you
want to tell me this one is crap email me at playa4u_90@hotmail.com
Cya Matt.