Author’s Note:
This is my first but not last Fanfic it’s a story of Final Fantasy 7, 8 & 9 and guest appearances by characters from Final Fantasy 4 & 6 and a few other surprised guests get ready to read one of the funniest, coolest, and the best fanfic ever; maybe not the best but damn good so I hope you enjoy Final Fantasy Heroes:
 

Narrator-Although out history there has been Heroes, Legends about different people from different worlds. Fantasies, Final fantasies, those Fantasies are about people joining forces to destroy a madman or madwomen in order to save their world. Some people think they are not real, but just stories, as everyone is about to learn the Fantasy is reality.

Midgar Year 2000

(Three years after Meteor Fell)

Man-I can’t believe it’s been three years since Meteor fell and we lost Aeris.

Women-Cloud, it’s not your fault she’s dead.

Cloud-Are you sure, Tifa, I was there I could have saved her from Sephiroth.

Tifa-I was there to and so was Barret. We saw you where about to cut her with your sword but you resisted and Sephiroth killed her.

Cloud-I guess your right, but damn. Why did she have to die?

(Red XIII appears)

Red XIII-Cloud, Tifa there’s a meeting going on at Coral, with the Mayor

Cloud-I wonder what he wants

Narrator-As you can see the Hero’s of the 7th Fantasy is still grieving over Aeris Gainsbourgh’s Death but somewhere in an other world the Hero’s of the 8th Fantasy is about to have some problems.

Balamb Garden Year 3654

(Right after Ultimacia was defeated)

Squall-It’s over it’s all over

Rinoa-Yeah we won

(Zell walks by)

Zell-Squall whuz’s up

Squall-...

Zell-Hey answer me man wuz up

Squall-Whatever

Zell-Still as cold as ever

Squall-Whatever

Zell-Well whatever to you to (He begins to leave but remembers something) oh yeah I almost forgot Headmaster Cid wants to see you

Squall-Whatever

Zell-You know sometimes I think that’s all you can say

Squall-Whatever

Rinoa-Squall you shouldn’t be so stuck up say something besides whatever

Squall-WHATEVER

Rinoa & Zell-No use

Alexandria year 1865

(Right after Zidane emerged from the Play as Marcus)

Zidane-Bring my love Dagger to me

(Dagger makes her way to the stage)

Zidane-Zidane I thought you were dead

Zidane-Don’t worry I’m back just like I said

Dagger- (she hugs him) don’t ever do that again

(Vivi makes his way to the stage)

Zidane- (a shocked look) VIVI I thought you were dead

Vivi-Well I was but Quina brought me back

Dagger & Zidane-QUINA

Vivi-Yeah

Zidane-QUINA QUEN

Vivi-Yeah how many Quina’s do you know

Zidane-How did s/he bring you back

Vivi-He ate a black mage an then spit it out because s/he didn’t like it so s/he used the body parts from it to bring me back for good

Zidane-Well here’s to Vivi

Why-Why don’t we see s/he

Zidane-Ok let’s go.

Narrator-Ok now all our hero’s are now participating in a meeting that’s see how it turns out

(All three meetings will all be in one scene) (All the Characters from each Fantasy is in the meeting)

Cloud-Ok Mayor why did you call this meeting

Barret-Mayor just call me Barret like you always do

Cloud-Ok Barret

Barret-I called this Meeting because there is a crisis on the Planet again

Cloud-How do you there’s another crisis

Barret-Red XIII told me he saw it at the Cosmo Canyon Globe of the World

Red XII-Yes it appears there is another evil person lurking around our world someone is trying to destroy it.

Narrator-Well were going to switch from place to place and see what everyone else does

Squall-Headmaster Cid why did you want to see me

H. Cid-There seems to be some disturbance going on outside of Balamb Garden there is a mad man out to destroy the world

Quistis-How do you know someone's out there

Edea-Actually I am the one who sees it I may not be a sorceress no more but I can still since danger

Rinoa-I am a sorceress now but I can’t since any danger

Edea-Well Rinoa, when I was given my sorceress abilities I had the ability to since danger when I turned my powers to you I still had one power left and that is...

Selphie-To since danger

Edea-Exactly Selphie

Narrator-And now to see what’s Zidane’s party does

Zidane-Quina I want to know how did you of all people help Vivi

Quina-It simply I just eat some yummy yummies and spit out and give to Vivi

Zidane-Oh

Eiko-ZIDANE! I feel something

Zidane-What is it

Eiko-I don’t know something bad

Dagger-I since it to

Amarant-What the hell are you girls talking about?

Eiko-Someone is near

And-And he is evil

Eiko-Comes to kill us all

Zidane-What do you mean ALL

Everybody-Everybody not just in our world but other worlds as well

Zidane-Other worlds? You mean Terra it’s destroyed

Eiko-No not Terra different worlds

Steiner-Different worlds what different worlds

There-There are several different worlds in the universe not just Gaia but 8 others two of those worlds are in danger

Vivi-This is scary

(Back to Cloud)

Vincent-What is this danger in different worlds

Red XIII-It is simple we here live on the planet Earth but there are other planets out there like I think one is called Gaia and the other is another Earth but much more technology advanced world then ours

Cid-That’s some fricky %$#^%

Tifa-Watch your mouth Cid

Cid-Why wants wrong with me cursing

Yuffie-Because you sound like a #%#$@ retard when you cuss

Everyone- (Gasp)

Yuffie-Oops

Reeve-Cid look what you did you got Yuffie to cuss now

Cid-Alright I want cuss no more

Barret-Damn right

Tifa-If Cid is going to stop why don’t you

Barret-Ok ok

Reeve-Anyways what were you talking about Red XIII

Red XIII-I was saying before I was ruddily interrupted (he looks at Cid and Cid puts his head down in shame) we have to get to these other worlds

Barret-How the fu....

Tifa-BARRET

Barret-Fudge I was going to say fudge

Cid-Yeah right

(Back to Squall)

Squall-Well how do we get to these other worlds

Edea-We have to pray to the Gods and we will soon know if we can help the other worlds and our own

Irvine-Sounds cool to me how about baby (puts his arm around Selphie)

Selphie- (Pushes his arm off of her) Ok lets do it

Narrator-Ok now all of the Fantasy worlds being praying after two minutes something happen all the Heroes are seen in a strange white place

Cid-Where the &*#@$# are we

Zell-Hey old man you shouldn’t cuss

Cid-Oh yeah who the hell are you any way

Zell-I’m Zell Dincht old man

Cid-Who do you think you are talking to

Zell-An old crazy man

Cid-Crazy (he pulls his spear out on Zell)

Zell-Ah mommy (hides behind Squall)

Yuffie-Cid Highwind put that thing down before you hurt yourself

Dagger-Wait your name is Cid with a C

Cid-Yeah

Dagger-Wow my uncle, The Regent of Linblum, is named Cid to

Edea-And so is my husband

Barret-That is some fricky #@*$#%

Steiner-You should clean your mouth with soap

Barret-Ya talkin ta me Tin man

Steiner-Yeah you shouldn’t speak like that in front of Ladies

Barret-What are ya goin to do about it Tin Man

(Steiner draws his sword out Barret aims and gets ready to shoot)

Dagger-Adelbert Steiner why do you always have to get in fights with everybody you meet

Steiner-Sorry Princess

All the Heroes except for FF9-PRINCESS you’re a Princess

 Dagger-Yeah

Cloud-WOW never knew a Princess before

Zidane-Hey spike she’s my women

Cloud-Hey I ant interested in her I had a girl but I have lost her

Zidane-She dumped you

Cloud-Know she was killed by a man named Sephiroth but I took care of him 3 years ago after Aeris died

Voice of God-SORRY TO INTERRUPT I SEE YOU ALL HAVE NOW MEET

Cid-Who the #$^$^%& are you

God-I AM GOD don’t cuss it’s rude to cuss in front of GOD

Cid-Hey how did you change your voice like that

God-I’M GOD I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT

Cid-OK just checking

God-I HEARD YOU SAY THIS AERIS DIED BECAUSE OF SEPHIROTH

Cloud-Yes

God-IS SHE BY ANY CHANCE AERIS GAINSBOURG

Cloud-Yeah

God-THEN SHE IS NOT REALLY DEAD YOU FOOL

Cloud-What do you mean

God-AERIS GAINSBOURG IS THE LAST SAVIOR OF THE ANCIENTS AND ANCIENTS HAVE 9 LIVES

Cloud-Really

God-I’M GOD WOULD I LIE

Cloud-I don’t guess so

God-IF YOU WANT HER BACK THINK ABOUT HER AND I WILL BRING HER BACK

(He thinks about her and she appears)

Aeris-What happen were am I

Tifa, Yuffie, Reeve, Vincent, Cid, Red XIII, and Barret-Aeris

Cloud- (he goes up and hugs her) Aeris, Aeris your back your back

Aeris-Hi Cloud

Cloud-I’ve missed you Aeris

Aeris-What happens while I was dead

God-YOU TWO CAN GET REACQUAINTED LATER BUT FIRST THE REASON I CALLED ALL OF YOU HERE IS BECAUSE YOU ARE THE GREATEST HEROES OF ALL TIME IT SEEMS THE DEVIL HAS COME TO YOUR WORLDS AND TOOK DIFFERENT SOULS WHO ARE EVIL HE BROUGHT BACK SEPHIROTH, ULTIMACIA, AND KUJA

Quina-They bad people I take care of them I eat them

Vincent-You are a weird one

Quina-Me hungry want taste tasties

Barret-What the *&%^@ are you retarded

Quina-You bad man I find no tasties here so I eat you

Vivi-Whoa Quina don’t get carried away

Quina-Ok Vivi

God-YOU SHOULDN’T FIGHT EACH OTHER YOU SHOULD FIGHT AGAINST SATIN

Quistis-He’s right we shouldn’t fight one another we should fight the Devil

Laguna-Yeah that’s my girl

Quistis-What did you say

Laguna-Nothing

Squall-Yes you did I heard you say your girl

Quistis-What do you mean by that Laguna

Laguna-Ok I will tell you the truth Squall, Quistis, Selphie, Zell, Irvine, and Seifer I am your Father

Quistis-ALL OF US

Laguna-Yes me and my wife Raine had many children once she died I sent you kids to an orphanage, I told the Matron there, Edea Kramer, not to tell you all about this and I also told her to give you all fake last names

Squall-MATRON! You knew we was all brothers and sisters and you never said nothing

Edea-I’m sorry I promised

Irvine-If that’s true then I (Irvine & Selphie scream)

Irvine & Selphie-AHHHHHHHHH

Irvine-I slept with my own sister

Rinoa-You slept with him

Selphie-He kept beggin I couldn’t say no

Kiros-Hey Laguna I never knew you had kids besides Ellone

Laguna-Well I did when you were away those two years

Ward-...(He thinks to himself no one can here him) Laguna had kids

Squall-How could you just leave us at that orphanage

Laguna-I’m sorry I was young and scared

Squall-You were 27

Kiros & Ward-...

Laguna-...I’m sorry

God-Well I’m going to send each of you to different worlds Cloud, Squall, and Zidane you will lead each group into your world you will split into 3 groups of ten

Aeris & Tifa-I’m going with Cloud (they look at each other weird)

Rinoa-I’ll be with Squall

Dagger-I’ll be with Zidane

God-OK I WILL CHOOSE THE REST VINCENT, CID, SELPHIE, EDEA, QUINA, IRVINE, AMARANT, FREYA WILL BE WITH CLOUD, AERIS, AND TIFA

Cloud-Ok that’s fine with me is it fine with the rest of you (they all nod)

God-NOW FOR SQUALL’S GROUP YUFFIE, REEVE, LAGUNA, KIROS, WARD, SEIFER, EIKO, MARCUS WILL BE WITH SQUALL

Squall-Whatever

God-NOW ZIDANE’S GROUP IS STEINER, RED XIII, CID, ZELL, BARRET, QUISTIS, VIVI, AND BEATRIX

Zidane-That sounds good I guess.

Narrator-We will see Cloud’s group first

(God warps them to Midgar)

Cloud-Were here

Quina-Were is this place

Tifa-This is Midgar Quina was it

Quina-Yeah my name Quina Quen any food here

Aeris-Oh yes there’s a Restaurant at the Walmarket

Quina-What Restaurant?

Aeris-It is place you can buy food

Quina-They have frogs

Aeris-I don’t think so

Quina-To bad I go eat now

Cloud-You just ate in Heaven man, women what are you anyway?

Quina-I Gourmand

Irvine- (To himself) that tells us a lot

Quina-I leave now

(Quina leaves)

Cloud-Hey wait....

Edea-Just let him go

Tifa-Yeah Cloud we need to find Clues about that madman who is trying to destroy the world

Cloud-I bet I know who did it

Freya-Who did it

Selphie-Yeah who who who!!!

Aeris- (To Tifa) She’s as hyper as Yuffie

Tifa- (To Aeris) Yeah I guess so

Selphie-Well Spiky who did it

Cloud-Hey watch what you call me the person who did it is SEPHIROTH

Aeris-I know Sephiroth is evil but I don’t think he would destroy other worlds

Voice-You are so right you %*&^* Sephiroth didn’t do it

Aeris-What did you call me

Tifa-Who said that

Kefka-Why it was me

Freya-??????

Selphie-???????

Irvine-??????

Cloud-Who are you

Kefka-I’m sorry let me introduce myself my name is Kefka

Edea-Kefka not the Kefka

Kefka-Yes the Kefka

Edea-I’ve heard about you. You single handedly destroyed the 6 Fantasy World

Kefka-True true but after I destroyed the world those medalling punks Locke, Celes, Mog, Terra that damn Shadow and nine more people but when they beat me I came back because I am an Ancient to. I destroyed every last one of them and came here

Aeris-WHAT I thought ancients only from this world

Kefka-That’s true you see I am from this world

Everyone-WHAT

Kefka-You see me and Sephiroth were both born from the same mother and Father

Aeris-Wait a minute Sephiroth is not an Ancient

Kefka-That’s were you are wrong you see mine and Sephiroth’s mother, Lucrecia, was an Ancient. There was a mix-up at the hospital and she had two boys me and Sephiroth. Our father Hojo said I was useless.  It was Sephiroth who was useless. Some punk named Cloud killed Sephiroth

Cloud-Hey I ant no punk

Kefka-It was you HA HA HA HA HA HA

Cloud-That laugh I heard it somewhere (he thinks) of course the Life Stream

Kefka-Do you want to know why you heard my voice in the Life Stream was because I was in the Life Stream

Cloud-How?

Kefka-How? I will tell you how after I destroyed the 6 world I came back to my world Sephiroth was already dead used all of his life up except 2 lives left well I transformed into Sephiroth and I saw that *^%$#* Aeris praying to stop Meteor and summon Holy
Well I just swooped down and killed the *^%$#*

Aeris-Who are you calling a *^%$#* you *^%$#*

Kefka-You you *^%$#*

Cloud-It was you all the time

Kefka-Do you know when Sephiroth snapped 7 years ago in your hometown it was me who got into his head and made him snap it was me who put him up to burning your piece of %#& hometown and I killed that big @$$ of a father Tifa had

Tifa-YOU KILLED MY DAD YOU @$)^!#)(*&^^%$#&$&%*)^&^#*(!@#$$^&*(

Aeris-Tifa I have never heard anyone cuss that bad not even Cid or Barret

Tifa-I’m sorry but I’m ^*%&^$& mad

Kefka-HA HA HA HA HA HA

Tifa-You think it’s funny *&*^*^$^$@

Kefka-naughty naughty Tifa

Tifa-Kiss my @$$

Kefka-I would love to but not now nor ever because I will kill you

Selphie-Bring it on madman

Kefka-HA HA HA HA Not against me against my brother, Sephiroth,

(Sephiroth appears out of nowhere) (Everybody tried to hurt Sephiroth but to no avail then Quina enters)

Quina-That good food but I still hungry (he sees Sephiroth) hmmm you look good I eat you (Quina literally eats Sephiroth) hmmm he taste good to I learn Ultimate Meteor from him

Cloud-Use it then

Quina-I can’t I don’t have enough MP

Cloud-Here use this (tosses Quina a HP^MP Materia)

Quina-What this I eat it

Cloud-No put it in your fork and it will switch your MP with your HP

Quina-Ok (Quina does it and cast Ultimate Meteor)

Kefka-AHHHHHHHHH you wounded me but you ant seen the last of Kefka (he disappears)

Freya-Is he dead

Edea-I don’t think so

Cloud-Well I think he will be back

Kefka-I may be gone for awhile so I will give you a little present (he casts Meteor on everyone it knocks everyone out for awhile)

Narrator-Now lets see what’s going on with Squall’s group

Squall-Well were here

Rinoa-Yeah I think we should get equipped for the fight

Yuffie-Ok where is the Materia

Laguna-Materia what’s that

Kiros-I think its there form of magic in the 7th world

Yuffie-You don’t have Materia I can’t live without Materia

Seifer-What’s so special about Materia

Yuffie-Well...(Yuffie begins to sing Materia to the Tune of Material my Madonna)

“Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me
I think they're okay
But if you want to steal my heart
that ant the proper way

Fancy hair don't interest me
like Reno's or Cloud Strife
But it always gives me chills
when those orbs flare to life

Cause we are
Living in a materia world
and I am a materia girl
You know that we are living in a materia world
and I am a materia girl

Blue eyed blondes don't turn me on
Ruf, you just raise my ire
Cause that combo don't compare
with sneak attack and fire

Sephiroth is one bad dude
that sword can make one swoon
The truth is 'Knights' can kick his ass
and show he's just a goon

Cause we are
Living in a materia world
and I am a materia girl
You know that we are living in a materia world
and I am a materia girl

Living in a materia world [materia]
Living in a materia world
(repeat)

Simply put, those lovely orbs
they fill my heart with glee
Just one thing that you should know
don't turn your back on me

Cause we are
Living in a materia world
and I am a materia girl
You know that we are living in a materia world
and I am a materia girl

A materia...
A materia...
A materia...
A materia world

Living in a materia world [materia]
Living in a materia world
(fade) “

Reeve-I never knew you was so talented

Yuffie-Naturally

Marcus-I think we should fine that madman running around here

Laguna-hey who are you I don’t think I saw you when we was with God

Marcus-Oh that’s because God couldn’t make the groups even so he add me and General Beatrix to join in the search

Squall-Who’s Beatrix

Marcus-She went with Zidane’s group

Ward-...*I think we should equipped GF’s now*

Kiros-Ward said we should equip our GF’s now

Eiko-How can you tell what he says can’t he talk

Kiros-No I can tell what he thinks

Eiko-Oh

Kefka-HA HA HA HA HA HA

Squall-Who the hell is that

Kefka-Hello it’s me your worst nightmare

Eiko-Who are you

Kefka-The name’s Kefka more Vermin I see

Laguna-Who are you calling Vermin

Kefka-You @$$#$@$@#

Eiko-You shouldn’t talk like that there’s ladies present

Kefka-I don’t see no ladies I just see a bunch of &%$(#@’s

Rinoa-How dare you call that little girl a &%&)

Kefka-I wasn’t just talking about here you scank @$$ &*^&%

Squall-Hey nobody talks to Rinoa like that you Bastered

Kefka-Me a Bastered thanks for the compliment but flattery will get you no place

(Squall charges Kefka but Kefka’s force was too strong)

Laguna-What did you do to my son you Bastered

Kefka-I’ve had enough of this crap (he summons Meteor)

Everybody-AHHHHHHHHH

(Kefka disappears again with everyone hurt)

Narrator-Wow! How did Kefka get there while he was leaving Cloud’s gang?
Now let’s check in on Zidane’s group

Cid-Where the %#^%* are we

Zell-Hey old man quit cussing

Barret-Yeah old man quit that %#^%* cussing

Steiner-Don’t you have any respect you should not cuss especially around girls like the Princess

Barret-Why don’t you #%$%&(*^*!#@&(^(^%$#*$#!

Red XIII-Barret don’t you have any respect

Steiner-Yeah listen to the mutt

Red XIII-MUTT who the hell do you think your calling a mutt you Rusty piece of...

Quistis-Do all you men have to cuss we need to be focusing on why were here to find out who’s been messing with our worlds

Zidane- (To himself) What a group I got stuck with (aloud) ok lets boogie

Barret-Let’s boogie damn your worse then Cloud

Zidane-Whatever...

Quistis-Whatever you sound like Squall

Dagger-Shall we continue

Zidane-Yes I think we should split up

Barret-Ok foo who’s going me

Zidane-I think I’ll put you with Steiner

Barret-What this Rusty piece of....

Zidane-I was kidding you go with Dagger, Red XII, Cid, and Me we will check Alexandria, everyone else you go to Linblum ok
All-Ok

(Later that day)

Vivi-We couldn’t find anything

Zidane-Neither could we

Kefka-Well well well if it isn’t a bunch of rats

Cid-Hey who are you calling a rat you *$^$%&(*&

Kefka-Pretty strong words coming from an old man

Zell-Ha even he knows your old HA HA HA HA

Kefka-Silence I’m the one who is trying to take over all the worlds my name is Kefka

Red XIII-I’ve never heard of you

Kefka-Never

Red XIII-No never

Kefka-Not even a little bit

Red XIII-Nope

Kefka-I destroyed the 6th world and all the others below it one through five

Red XIII-I’m sorry I still don’t know you

Kefka-I’m Kefka Sephiroth’s much eviler brother and the one who killed Aeris Gainsbourgh

Red XIII-You didn’t kill Aeris Sephiroth did

Kefka-No I did I transformed into his body came down and killed Aeris and I am the one who also destroyed Terra the world not the girl

Zidane-Wait I was their Kuja destroyed Terra

(He turns into Kuja)

Zidane-You your Kuja
(He turns back)

Kefka-You see I’m Kuja, Sephiroth’s double and Ultimacia

Quistis-You how could you be Ultimacia

Kefka-Well I’m not really I just went to the future in your world and I brainwashed her into destroying the world HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Zell-You son of a %*&$(&% (he goes to attack Kefka but gets knocked down)

Cid-Wow! The kids got spunk I hate spunk

Kefka-Well you all will be joining your friends on the other worlds because I destroyed them almost

Beatrix-You what (to herself) it’s about time I got a line in this story

Kefka-Behold the ULTIMATE METEOR HA HA HA HA HA

(He casts ULTIMATE METEOR on all of them)

Kefka-Now is my chance to take over the world

(A bunch of people appears out of the dark)

Locke-Not so fast Kefka

Kefka-That voice it can’t be (he turns around) NOOOOOOOOO

(It turns out to be Locke, Terra, Celes, Shadow, Edgar, Sabin, Cyan, Gau, Strago, Relm, Setzer, Mog, Gogo, and Umaro better known as THE RETURNERS)

Kefka-How did you all get here

Celes-After you destroyed our world we lived out our lives here on Gaia as normal citizens

Sabin-So Kefka prepare to die (Sabin hits the Ultimate Blitz)

Kefka-Oh no not again uhhhhh ohhhh (he disappears)

(In heaven sometime later)

Cloud-So your the ones who Killed Kefka
God-KILLED KEFKA HE WASN’T THE PERSON WHO WAS TRYING TO DESTROY THE WORLDS

Zidane-What do you mean

God-THE PERSON WHO WAS PLANNING TO DESTROY THE WORLD IS NOT KEFKA IT’S...

Selphie-Who who who who did it

God-IT WAS ONE OF YOU

Cid-US WHAT DO YOU MEAN US!

God-I KNOW WHO IT WAS NOW IT WAS YOU

Cloud-Him no way

Zidane-You have got to be kidding

(He was pointing to Vincent)

Vincent-Me oh no I think you got the wrong person

God-NO YOUR THE ONLY ONE IT COULD BE YOU WAS TRAPPED IN A MANSION FOR YEARS YOU HAD FREE TIME TO GO OUT AND DISRUPT OTHER PEOPLES WORLDS

Cloud-I don’t believe it. It can’t be Vincent

God-OH IT’S NOT JUST VINCENT ITS QUINA AND SEIFER

Rinoa-Seifer?????? How why????? You said you wanted to be friends

Seifer-I lied so sue me

Zidane-Quina is it true

Quina-It true I kill you (he pours knockout gas to everyone but Seifer and Vincent)

Vincent-They fell for it

Seifer-Yeah

(They pull off their masks and reveal themselves to be Cecil, Kain, and Edge from Final Fantasy 4)

Cecil-Try to leave us out of your story next time

Kain-Come on guys let’s go to McDonald’s and have lunch

Edge-Yeah McDonald’s rules man (they leave)

Aeris-Cloud sweetie God is getting ready to tell who did it

Cloud-It was a dream

Aeris-What did you dream of sweetie

Tifa-Would you stop calling Cloud sweetie only I call Cloud sweetie

Aeris-Cloud is my man you big busty &$&%*

Tifa-&$&%* you calling me a &$&%* you &$&%*

Aeris-You calling me a &$&%*

Tifa-Yeah (they start fighting)

Cloud-Hey hey girls stop fighting

Aeris-Well Cloud why don’t you choose me the girl you have been longing for, for 3 long years or her (she says her in an evil voice)

Cloud-Alright right here in Heaven I will make my mind up right here I choose

Aeris- (She blinking her eyes) yeah

Cloud-Tifa will you marry me

Aeris-I thought so (realized what he said) WHAT HER but I thought you loved me

Cloud-I do love you but I love Tifa even more

Tifa-Yes I will marry you

(They kiss)

God-HOW TOUCHING *sniff sniff* WELL ANYWAY THE KILLER IS DRUM ROLE PLEASE AERIS GAINSBOURG
Cloud-What do you mean Aeris

God-WELL WHEN I BROUGHT HER BACK I REALIZED SHE WAS NEVER DEAD

Cloud-WHAT

God-YOU SEE SHE IS SEPHIROTH’S AND KEFKA’S SISTER

Cloud-How???? Why??? I don’t understand

God-WELL SHE REALLY FAKED HER DEATH KEFKA LIED SHE WAS THE MASTER MIND BEHIND THE DESTRUCTION OF THE WORLDS

Aeris-your lying I would never do that

God-NO

Aeris-NO

God-OH SORRY I THOUGHT YOU WERE FOR SURE THE CULPRIT

Aeris-Nope I mean Sephiroth is my Brother because we are both Ancients and Ancients have 9 lives so I have 7 left

God-WHAT DO YOU MEAN 7 LIVES

Aeris-Well when Sephiroth killed me. That was one life and when Cloud dumped me in water (Looks at Cloud). That cost me a life when I got out I had Amnesia. So I left that world and went to the 8th world and became the Card Queen

Squall-Now I recognize at Balamb you look just like that but everywhere else you looked different

Aeris-Because when I got to your world I kept my appearance at other places I changed my looks

Squall-oh

God-WELL WHO IS THE CULPRIT THEN

(All of a sudden Mario and Princess Toadstool pop in)

Princess-excuse me do you know were the star road is we are looking for it

Cloud-hey your in the wrong story this is the Final Fantasy Story you are looking for the Mario RPG Story go down the hall and third Cloud (a cloud not Cloud Strife) on the left

Princess-thanks

(They leave)

God- (to himself) WEIRD (out loud) WAIT A MINUTE YOU (POINTING TO MARCUS) I DON’T THINK YOU’RE A HERO OF FINAL FANTASY 9

Marcus-Yeah I’m a Hero I’m Zidane’s friend what about her (pointing to Beatrix)

God-IT’S OK FOR HER TO BE HERE SHE’S TOUGH BUT YOU

Marcus-you sent me here because there was not enough people

God-yeah BUT WHY ARE YOU HERE WHY NOT BLANK OR CINNA OR SOMEONE FROM 7 OR 8 WAIT A MIN.... (Noticing a tare on Marcus’s face) WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE (He tares the fake face of Marcus)

Everyone-*Gasp*

God-You YOU’RE THE CULPRIT I DON’T BELIEVE IT. IT DON’T MAKE NO SENSE

(The Killer is none other than the sickest, dirtiest, evilest, man in the world Vince McMahon)

God-WHY ARE YOU THE ONE BEHIND THIS

Vince-Because Final Fantasy is ruining my ratings for Raw everybody wants to Play Final Fantasy no one wants to see Wrestling anymore

Cid-well if you make Wrestling real people might watch it.

Cloud-And to help you out we will join to

Amarant-we will

Zidane-yes we will join

Vince-really

All-yes

Narrator-sometime later at WWF New York
Vince-now here is the newest attraction to the World Wrestling Federation The Final Fantasy Gang Cloud Strife, Barret Wallace, Aeris Gainsbourgh, Tifa Lockeheart, Red XIII, Reeve “Cait Sith” Shinra, Cid Highwind, Yuffie Kisaragi, Vincent Valentine, Squall Leonhart, Zell Dincht, Rinoa Heartilly, Quistis Trepe, Selphie Tilmett, Irvine Kinneas, Seifer Almasy, Edea Kramer, Laguna Loire, Kiros Siegel, Ward Zabak, Zidane Tribal, Dagger Princess Garnet, Vivi Ornitier, Adelbert Steiner, Freya Crescent, Eiko Carol, Amarant Coral, Quina Quen, Terra Branford, Locke Cole, Mog, Edgar Roni Figaro, Sabin Rene Figaro, Celes Chere, Shadow Arrowny, Cyan Garamonde, Gau, Strago Magus, Relm Arrowny, Setzer Gabbiani, Umaro, and GoGo and the World Wrestling Federation will now be known as the Final Fantasy Wrestling Federation
 

The End

Author's Postscript:
It took a while to write this a couple of days I thought having Vince McMahon as the Culprit was a funny ending to the story I hope you liked it I personally loved it and I ain't just saying that because I wrote it but I have always wanted to read a fanfic about 7, 8, & 9 be sure to check all of my other Fanfics out when I write them well until my next FanFic, Bye.

Written by: Brad Bingham
 

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