Matt: Hey I’m back and here we are at the gold saucer battle arena again to watch some amazing battles take place. I had to fire Mick because his problem was just way to disturbing for me and for his replacement I have hired the amazing energizer battery.
Ener: hi everyone never say die.
Matt: right well lets have a look at our first competitor. Oh and by the way Ener your fired.
Ener: WHAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Sephy: get lost loser.
Matt: hey Sephy piss off Ener.
Ener: I swear I’ll get you for this if it’s the last thing I ever do.
Matt: ok ok now go away.
Sephy: Here is the first ahh thing it’s what I summoned meteor.
Matt: and here comes his ahh it’s opponent Holy.
Sephy: Holy is talking trash to meteor and it just bitch slapped meteor.
Matt: whoa meteor just head butted Holy.
Sephy: Meteor is now beating down on Holy and smashing it.
Matt: wait here comes Holy’s tag team partner the lifestream.
Sephy: The lifestream just knocked meteor out with a baseball bat and now we know who really won the battle of good and evil.
Matt: yeah well who cares cause tonight is filled with grudge matches from the previous ARENA, and first up here comes Barrett in a huge jet and man that thing is fully loaded.
Sephy: yep and here comes Cid. I’d like to see him ‘manoeuvre’ his way out of this one.
Matt: wow Cid’s highwind is like a small puppy dog to Barret’s jet.
Sephy: ha Cid is trying to get away.
Matt: Barrett just let loose every missile and bullet he had.
Sephy: the smoke is clearing now and hey that’s not right Cid is still alive.
Matt: Cid just let loose every thing he had and it didn’t even dent the jet.
Sephy: Cid landed and pulled out his spear.
Matt: hey Barrett landed right on top of Cid and squashed him.
Sephy: haha Cid lost what a loser I thought he was the best pilot.
Matt: Hey Shera just came along and lifted the jet off of Cid and carried him out of the arena.
Sephy: Hey I just had deja vu on a very large scale.
Matt: Me too oh well the next battle will be fought between Cait and his mog.
Sephy: Cait just slashed the mog and it just stood there.
Matt: hey I forgot no one is controlling the mog.
Sephy: Matt here use this megaphone.
Matt: ok Sephy, ‘MOG ATTACK’
Sephy: Haha the mog just squashed cait again.
Matt: man this is weird.
Sephy: Ya oh well here comes the next fighter Hojo who was forced to watch the horrid batman original film last time and he still looks like he hasn’t recovered yet.
Matt: Hojo does look a bit twitchy.
Sephy: yeah definitely.
Matt: whoa hojo just shot Vincent with a tranquilliser dart.
Sephy: man this is weird.
Matt: wait hojo is tying Vincent to an arm chair and he’s pulling in a large olden day radio.
Sephy: Hey no he’s playing the oldest most out of fashion music I’ve ever heard.
Matt: I can’t stand it.
24 hours later
Sephy: oh the horror this has been going on for a day now.
Matt: goodness gracious great balls of fire, I love this stuff.
Sephy: Ahhh you’re a freak.
Matt: Heeeeyyyyy Vincent just gave up.
Sephy: Yesssssssss thnak the lord here comes the next fighter.
Matt: It’s Zack the guy that made you go bald Sephy.
Sephy: But I’m not bald.
Matt: give me that wig.
Sephy: hey give that back.
Matt: no get your ass down there and fight.
Sephy: aww I’ll show you all I’ll win.
Matt: Good now hurry up Zack is waiting.
Sephy: ok im going im going.
A few minutes later
Matt: Man Sephy you are slow.
Sephy: shut up.
Matt: look out here comes Zack.
Matt: hey who’s there oh it’s you cait nice to see you again are you gonna help me commentate.
Cait: sure am.
Matt: cool.
Cait: yep hey Sephiroth just cast fire 3 on Zacks hair and now he’s bald to.
Matt: what is this a circus.
Cait: it seems like it.
Matt: ha Zack gave up.
Cait: wait here comes some shinra soldiers.
Matt: the shinra soldiers shot Zack and killed him.
Cait: that was strange.
Matt: Yeah.
Sephy: hey I’m back.
Cait: hi.
Sephy: matt did you bet on me cause if you haven’t noticed I won.
Matt: actually I bet 20 gil on Zack.
Sephy: what.
Matt: I only bet 20 gil because I’ve gotten over my gambling problem.
Cait: oh well now here we are and it’s time for the main event the ultimate tag team match.
Matt: Yep Tifa and Aeris versus Cloud and Elena.
Sephy: Tifa and Aeris are fighting over who is going to go first.
Matt: Elena is attacking both of them.
Cait: Wow all three girls are going at it and Cloud is sitting and staring at the amazing catfight.
Sephy: hey is that Tseng.
Matt: yeah I think so.
Cait: yeah it is he wants payback on Elena.
Matt: Tseng just shot Elena and killed her.
Cait: Tseng killed and ran.
Sephy: What a mean bastard.
Matt: Yeah.
Cait: hey I think Tifa and Aeris remembered there on the same team.
Sephy: Cloud looks nervous.
Matt: The two girls are slowly advancing on him.
Sephy: They’re saying something about how they threatened don corneo.
Cait: not that.
Matt: Cloud is trying to sweet talk his way out of this.
Sephy: Wow Tifa just bashed them.
Cait: and Aeris just ripped them off.
Matt: gross Cloud lost.
Sephy: Haha Hhahahahahhahaahhahahahahahhahahahaha that was hilarious Hahahaha.
Cait: That was disgusting.
Matt: Tifa and Aeris just kissed.
Sephy: hahahahaha Cloud was in love with lesbians hahahahaha.
Matt: well that is over I’m outta here.
Cait: me too.
Sephy: me to I spose.
Matt: well I’ll see you next time at the next Arena thank you you’ve been a lovely audience.
THE END
Authors notes: Well that was a rather short one and
not my best work but I hope you like it all the same.
If you have any good ideas for Arena three please email me at playa4u_90@hotmail.com
and if I think they are funny which is likely because I think anything
is funny I will write about it. Well cya.