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                    So what have you got?
 
 
Something called Accoustic Neuroma (AN), a benign (non-cancerous) tumor that grows from the nerves connected to the ear.
It looks kind of like this ->
How big is it?

2.8cm.  A bit bigger than a golf ball.

So are we finally rid of you?

You wish! AN’s grow very slowly and can take many years to become life-threatening. Although they’re difficult to remove, the surgical survival rate is >99.5%, with very low rates of recurrance.

What does it do to you?

The symptoms in the affect ear are: Gradual loss of general hearing, a more noticable loss of speech discrimination, ringing in the ears, and a slight imbalance or dizziness. I also have a very frequent headache, but that may be caused by my job! Many patients also develop a noticable difficulty arriving at work early in the morning.

How do they get it out?

With a chisel. Don’t think about that part too much.

(Illustration of 3cm AN borrowed from USCF website.)

How soon will you have the surgery?

The soonest possible date is April 27th, but I’ll be waiting a little while.

How soon will you be back?

Sooner than you’d like! I’ll be gone for at least a month, maybe longer if there’s something good on cable.

What happens after surgery?

There’s a small chance it will stay the same, and a fair chance I’ll retain "some" hearing in the left ear.  But there’s a real risk of deafness as well. Makes me glad I’ve got a redundant ear!

Recovery can take 6 months, with symptoms like: severe fatigue, headaches, difficulty blinking the eye on the affected side, temporary facial paralysis or weakness, and a noticible difficulty arriving at work early in the morning.

So who’s got the chisel?

I haven’t decided yet, but probably Dr. Mangham of the Seattle Ear Clinic or his associate Dr. Huang. Dr. Mangham chisled out KOMO TV anchor Kathi Goertzen’s similar tumor.

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