The Sunday Times of Zambia has an awesome column entitled "On the Beat".  Here are some classics from there and some other amazing items from their newspapers :

These writers have an amusing turn of phrase - check out these next ones as well.

This guy obviously hadn't heard of the 11th commandment - Though shalt not rodger thy own mother !!!

Another priceless article - any donations are welcome to help these guys so they don't have to share gum shields !!!

How do you think a pit latrine has a need to answer a call of nature ????  murmur, murmur, murmur ........

Two questions - how many litres of local brew did he have and secondly, do you think he was using one or two hands to hold the water container when he sprung a leak ?

Can you believe the lower limit that qualifies one to pay tax !!!!????