| JOKE OF THE WEEK! |
| A nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can >use the word 'DEFINITELY ' in a sentence?" > >A little girl says, "The sky is DEFINITELY blue." > >The teacher corrects, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray >or orange or many other colors." > >A little boy offers, "Trees are DEFINITELY green." > >"Sorry," explains the teacher, "but in the autumn, trees >are brown and gold and many other colors." > >From the back of the class, little Jake stands and asks, >"Does a fart have lumps?" > >The horrified teacher says, "Jake, of course not." > >"OK," sighs Jake, "then I DEFINITELY shit my pants." > |
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| Submitted By: Gerri Levy |
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