The Rivertown Sound Quartet's Standard Show

(Warning: This program includes amazingly funny humor. If you want to be surprised by the eye watering funny jokes and bits when you see our show, STOP READING NOW!)

Show Time: about 30 minutes

1. "Hello, Mary Lou"

TOM: Hello... Rivertown Sound...etc ..we sing a variety of songs... Hope you enjoy them.

2. "Meet Me In St. Louis"

DAN: We are members of SPEBSQSA...32,000 members... This is "Oh, Yeah" song...etc

3. "You Made Me Love You"

Aaron: From the Music Man... Buffalo Bills Quartet in movie... .Our most requested song...

4. "Lida Rose"

DAN:(Give a phony Introduction:). Aaron is lead; Bill is tenor...But Paul from small town of Festus, Missouri...
Paul: There has been lots of progress in Festus?...one way street, but you can't get back into town anymore; Two Yellow Pages in the phone book this year; All Night Diner stays open until 9:00 o'clock now; Church marquee on every corner... One says, "If you're through with sin, come on in".... But someone wrote in lipstick underneath, "If you're not through, call 772-5689!"

5. "He's Got The Whole World In His Hands"

PAUL: The next number is the most popular love song of the 20th century according to the amount of sheet music it sold..etc. Please, Sing a-long!!

6. "Let Me Call You Sweetheart"

Aaron: Boogie Woogie song from the Big Band era....

7. "Chattanooga Shoe Shine Boy"

DAN: I am a teacher and we have sung for my fine students....kids always ask the same question after we sing: "Don't you know any 'Real songs'?"... So we decided to learn a modern song. We went all the way from 1890 up to 1957! Here's a modern song.

8. "Duke Of Earl"/"The Book Of Love"

Bill: I was surprised to hear that DAN always wanted to be a doctor. He used to skip school in 2nd grade in order to play Miniature golf!
DAN: The "Platters" introduced this song on a parking lot in Hollywood...etc.

9. "Only You"

DAN: Sometimes I research new songs at my school library... I saw that two school yearbooks had the same song title on the covers from during 1950's...

10. "Moments To Remember"

Aaron: Last song ... Old time Barbershop.. It's a "falling out of love song"! ...

11. "Coney Island Baby"

Encores: "I Get Around"; "Earth Angel"; "Barbara Ann"; "Hello, Mary Lou"; "Happy Together"; "Shenandoah"; "Danny Boy"; "I Believe"; "Rock Around The Clock"; "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"; "Get A Job"/"Goodnight Sweetheart"; "In The Still of the Night"; "16 Tons"; "Sh-Boom"; "In The Good Old Summertime"/"Sweet Adeline"; "Blue Moon"; "He's Got The Whole World In His Hands"; "Over the Rainbow"; "Meet Me In St. Louis"; "Yankee Doodle Dandy"; ...

Was all of this extremely funny and entertaining...? Well... you've gotta be there to fully appreciate it! Take our word for it, you'll enjoy our show when you get the chance to see it.