The Turtle, Klutz and Usa-Chan Adventure: Flirtiing With Endy

     Hey a few authors notes from me, Klutz, because Turtle nominated me for the 
job of authors notes. ^_^  No naked Endy's or Mamoru's were hurt during the 
making of this fic.  We don't own sailor moon, but we do own our alternate 
persona's!  YEAH BABY!  
     Cough.  Anyways... Erk.  Well, this is yet another 'Usa-Chan' adventure, 
only this was Turtle's idea, and the three of us are like... karmic sisters or 
something, I dunno, but it's cool.  So here we are... Another Saturday night, 
alone except for the large amounts of junk food, a few movies, and a set of 
house keys... Whatever could happen?

Rated: PG for naked Endy comments. 0_o

(Turtle's View)

     The three of us sat lazily on the couch. Another Saturday night, 
alone.
How pathetic is that? We all had our feet up on the coffee table, with
empty bags of chips and cookies laying about the room.
     "Pass me the chocolate ice cream, will ya Klutz?" I asked, too lazy 
to
move.
     "You can get it yourself Turtle! Your closer.." Klutz responded.
     "You two quiet down! I'm trying to watch Sailor Moon!" Usagi-chan
snapped.
     Klutz and I looked to each other and continued to talk. "But we're
bored! We always watch Sailor Moon on Saturday nights.." I complained.
Usagi-chan gave me an angry glare. 
     "Sorry.. I didn't mean that I was sick of Sailor Moon its just.."   
  
     "We want an adventure!" Klutz finished for me. I nodded eagerly in
agreement.
     "Well what do you want to do?" Usagi asked as she turned off the 
tv.
     "I dunno, what do you wanna do?" Klutz asked.
     "I got it!" I jumped up and ran into the bedroom, pulling a key out
from under my mattress. I ran back and held the key up. "Crystal Key
Power!" I shouted.
     Usagi-chan and Klutz stared at me as though I had lost it. "Wrong 
key,"
I blushed realizing that I was holding my house keys. I ran back to the
bedroom and grabbed a different key from underneath my mattress.
     I ran back and breathlessly called out, "Crystal Key Power!" This 
time
the room began to glow a bright pink. I smiled triumphantly at the look
on Usagi and Klutz' faces.
     "Where did you get the time key?" Usa asked. "I bought it at the 
toy
store. I knew it looked too real to be just a toy!" my voice began to
carry as the room swirled into a dark hole.
     "Great plan Turtle! So where are we going?" Klutz asked me 
excitedly.
"Going?" I asked. Klutz and Usagi sweatdropped. "You mean you don't know
where we are going?" I shook me head no.
     "You just opened a time warp, and we could be sucked into 
anywhere!"
Usagi cried out at me.
     "Um, well I still have the key in my hand, so maybe I could try to 
fix
it?" I offered. Klutz shook her head. "It won't work! You have to call
out a place and time now!"
     Everything became black and I could no longer see Klutz or 
Usagi-chan.
I was terrified. Holding the key I shouted, "Take us to the Moon Kingdom
of the Silver Millennium!"
     A bright light flashed and Usagi, Klutz, and I landed in the garden
with a loud thud. "Ow," I complained as I rubbed my behind. 
      "Well that'll teach you not to mess with the time key when you 
don't
know what you're doing!" Usagi and Klutz snapped, still rubbing their
behinds also.
     My mouth gaped open as I turned to see who was approaching us.
Endymion. He stood tall and handsome. Usagi and Klutz turned and began
drooling over him as he came near us. Finally, he reached us and he bent
down his hand to Moon Klutz. "Are you alright?" he asked. Klutz was
mezmerized by his piercing blue eyes. "I could use a helping hand!" I
cut in. But Endymion kept his gaze on Klutz. 
      "Dangit! Why does Klutz always get the guy?!" Usagi-chan asked as 
we
watched Endy help her up. "I just don't know Usa-chan. I just don't
know."
     Klutz and Endy began walking arm in arm around the palace. We lost
track of them after that.
     "So what are we going to do about Klutz?" I asked Usagi. She gave 
me a
funny look. "Well we can't let her ruin what Endymion and Serenity
share!"      
     "You're right! We have to keep Klutz away from Endymion before
Serenity-"
     "Too late." I said. Usagi again looked at me strangely before she
caught a glimpse of an angry Serenity storming off into the palace.
     "Oh boy. Looks like another game of matchmaker for us!"          

(Klutz's View)

     That said, Turtle and Usagi took off after Serenity at lightning 
bolt
speeds, and eventually caught up to her when she fell down crying in
the  gardens.  
         "Poor Serenity," Turtle said, "You don't understand do you? 
Endymion  loves _you_ , not Klutz!"
         "Yeah, trust Turtle, Serenity!" Usagi chimed in, "We're from
the future, uh, well, sort of.  We're big fans of the show, and
besides!  Fic authors always know best!"
         Serenity looked up at them with red eyes and a sniffly nose,
and broke into her customary wail.
         "You don't understand!  Endy doesn't know I love him, and he
doesn't love me 'cause I never told him, and now he's going to run off
with that, that, that klutz!  And I'll never see him agaaaaaaaiiiinn!
WAHHHHHHH!"  Usagi and Turtle exchanged a glance.  This could take
awhile.

(Usa-chan's View)

As usual, it was up to me to come up with the brilliant plan.  Sighing,
I pushed back my golden hair and began to think.

"Alright!  I've got it!" I exclaimed.  "You go keep an eye on the
*traitor* Klutz, and I'll talk to Serenity."

"Okay." Turtle nodded in agreement.  "If they try anything, I'll be sure
to put an end to it."

From the look in Turtle's eyes, I knew she would do just that.  

So the two of us split up and I raced towards the palace.  Stopping
right by the doors, I noticed that there were no guards.

"Odd." I commented to myself before pushing open the doors.  Before I
could begin to wonder at where I could find the princess, I heard
muffled weeping.  I turned and saw her crying into her hands.

"Princess Serenity." I said softly, approaching her.  Her head snapped
up.

"Who are you?" She asked me, trying to wipe away her tears.

"Its okay, I know why you were crying.  I'm here to help!" I smiled a
bit.  "Now listen, the three of us, we aren't from here.  We're from the
future, and from Earth.  I don't know why that Earth Prince is so
smitten with Klutz, unless of course, it's how much she resembles us." I
paused to think for a minute.  "Anyway, we are going to do everything we
possibly can to keep those two apart until Turtle can figure out how to
get us home!"

"Really?  You'll help me?" She asked, looking at me hopefully.

"Sure thing.  Now all we need is a plan..."

Meanwhile, back in the garden, Turtle slowly snuck up the where Klutz
was sitting next to Endymion.  Their hands were clasped and he was
reciting poetry.  Turtle noticed that the space between their lips was
rapidly dimenishing.

"Klutz!" She shouted, jumping out into the clearing.  "There you are!
We've been looking for you!"

"Turtle!  uhm.. Hi!" Klutz jumped up from her spot on the bench. 
Endymion looked rather startled.  

"I need to talk to you for a sec, alright?" Turtle smiled sweetly at
Klutz.

"Did you need help, darling?" Endymion asked, one hand on the hilt of
his sword.

"No." Klutz laughed nervously as Turtle pulled her away.  

"What are you doing?  Are you *trying* to ruin the future of Earth?"
Turtle asked her.  Klutz shook her head.

"No...  I just... just...  Oh Turtle!  He's so perfect, and if I can
just be with him, for a moment even..." She sighed.  "I know I can't
though.  Oh! Serenity didn't see us, did she?"

Turtle shook her head sadly.

"I'm afraid she did."

"Oh..." Klutz moaned.  "What are we going to do?"

(Turtle's View)

     "You need to go talk to Serenity and Usagi-chan! Get as far away 
from
Endy as you can!" that said, Klutz rushed off and I was left alone with
Endy. *evil grin*
     "Why did you send her away?" Endymion demanded.
     "Because she's not the right girl for you," I replied, noticing the
look of confusion on Endy's face. "Oh? And who is the right girl for
me?" he question. His deep blue eyes penetrated me and I couldn't speak.
     "Maybe you?" he smiled as he looked into my baby blue eyes. I 
nodded,
not knowing what else to do.
     "Then tell me fair maiden, what is your name?"
     Pulling myself together I replied, "You can call me Turtle." 
Endymion
smiled and kissed my hand politely. "Where do you wish to go?"
     Suddenly remembering Serenity, I tried to pull my hand from Endy's
grasp but couldn't do it! I didn't want to! If you had Endymion kissing
your hand, would you pull away and give him to Serenity? I didn't think
so!
     "We have to leave the Moon! I would love to visit the forests of 
earth.
Will you take me there?" I asked with a smile.
     Endymion nodded and lifted me in his arms as he walked towards the
teleporter. 
"We must hurry!" I told him, knowing that if Usagi-chan, Klutz, or
especially Serenity saw me, then I would be doomed! So I figured that I
better spend what precious time I could with Endy before we were caught.
     Endymion stepped on the teleporter with me still in his arms, and 
just
as we were teleporting to earth Usagi-chan was running toward us with
Klutz and Serenity close behind.
     "Fiddle sticks." I muttered.
     "What was that?" Endymion asked.
     "Just teleport already! Beam us up Scotty!" 
     Endy, the poor guy, was so confused he didn't know what to do. So 
he
just stood there, motionless as Usagi-chan came closer. Just as she
stepped on the teleporter with Endy and me, the three of us teleported
to earth leaving Klutz alone with Serenity.

(Usa-chan's View)

"WAHHHHH!!!!  Turtle where are we?" I wailed as the three of us landed
in a pile in a strange forest.

"Lower the decibels Usa-chan!  Sheesh." Turtle told me before noticing
that somehow during teleportation and the fall, Endymion had landed on
me.  I didn't mind or anything, but I remembered the look on Serenity's
face, and I was able to push him off me.

"Who are you?" Endymion asked me.  He was sitting facing me and looking 
extremely confused.  I sighed.

"I'm Usa-chan." I stuck out my hand intending to shake his, but instead
he kissed it.  On the verge of a swoon, I remembered that Klutz and
Serenity were back on the Moon.  Alone.  I also remembered that Klutz
never had the chance to explain anything.  I had decided that it was too
dangerous leaving any one of us alone with Endymion.

"Oh no!" I exclaimed, yanking my hand away.  "Klutz never explained.
Serenity's gonna be furious!"

"What do you mean?" Endymion asked, alarmed.

"What are we going to do?" Turtle asked me, ignoring Endymion for the
moment.  No easy task, let me tell you.

"We need to get to a teleporter as soon as possible." I replied.

"And get back to the Moon and fix everything.  Right." Turtle stood up
and I followed her example.

"Okay.  Which way do we go?" I asked.

"Endymion?  Which is the quickest way off this rock?" Turtle asked, one
hundred percent the explorer.

"Rock?  Rock?" Endymion exclaimed, extremely insulted.  "I think not! 
The Earth is.."

"One big round rock." I interrupted.  "Now how do we get off?"

Miffed, Endymion began walking, so Turtle and I followed behind him.

"I love the armor." I whispered to her, hoping Endymion didn't catch me.

"I know!  I love the whole package!" Turtle replied.  I giggled. 
Endymion turned around.

"I would like to know exactly what is going on here.  You can explain
while we walk." 

Turtle and I glanced at each other before speaking.

"You see, we have this time key and..." Turtle began.

"She," I pointed to Turtle.  "Used it without thinking and we ended up
here."

"We ran into you and... well, you know that part." 

"Serenity saw you and was furious with you and Klutz.  I found her
crying inside the palace and Turtle went after you and Klutz." I
continued.

"Then I made Klutz go find Usa-chan and Serenity to fix things, leaving
me alone with you.  A dumb move on my part." Turtle shook her head
sadly.

"Why is that?" Endymion asked.

"Who could resist your charms?" Turtle asked.

"I could." Usa-chan replied.  "Now, I convinced Serenity to listen to
Klutz, but Serenity suggested that we get you first and find out what
the heck you were thinking."

"Yeah!  What were you thinking?" Turtle asked.  She stopped and glared
at Endymion.

"Were you planning on throwing everything you have with Serenity away
for some girl you just met?" I was shouting now, angry that he thought
he was too good for Serenity, or something.  Serenity!  Of all people!

(Turtle's View)

     "What do you mean what I have with Serenity? Serenity and I have
nothing," he replied, seeming a bit sad. Usagi-chan was about to yell at
him again but I stopped her. "Go on," I said in a hushed tone.
     Endymion looked up at me and smiled a bit before continuing. "See, 
I
like Serenity a lot, she just doesn't know it. We have never really been
alone together before. I'm too nervous. She is so beautiful, graceful,
and gentle. Why would she ever give me a chance?"
     Usa-chan and I looked to one another and sighed. This boy was 
selling
himself short.
     "You've got a lot to offer! You're smart, handsome, strong,
sensitive.." Usagi chimed.
     "And you really know how to sweep a girl off her feet!" I added 
with a
smile.
     Endymion looked up at Usagi-chan and me. "You know what? You're 
right.
I do have a lot to offer. I'm going to go to Serenity right now and ask
her if she'd like to go on a picnic where the two of us can be alone!"
he stood up with determination before Usa- chan and I pushed him down.
     "I don't think it's going to work like that. Serenity saw you 
flirting
with Klutz, and then with Turtle over here," Usagi gave me a quick glare
before continuing. "Now she thinks you have no interest in her
whatsoever!"
     I saw the hurt look on Endy's face and I put a comforting hand on 
his
shoulder. "You have to go and apologize to her right now! You have to be
charming and act like she's the only one in the universe for you!" 
     "You think I still have a chance?"
     Usagi-chan and I nodded. "Now lets get back to the Moon before we 
run
into any more trouble!"

(Klutz's View)

      "Uh, hee hee."  I smiled wearily at Serenity and scratched the
back of my head.  Her eyes were red and she looked pretty miffed.  
      'Gee, I wonder why Klutz.  Stupid!  Shouldn't have fallen for
Endy...again.'   "Look, Serenity, I'm sorry about that.  I just, I
dunno, fell for him you know?" I speak up.  She looked up at me and
sniffled.
      "You get caught in his eyes?" she whispered softly.
      "Yeah, and the hair..."
      "And the armor..."
      "The poetry... the guy is just irresistable!  But, he's not for
me.  Trust me on this one.  Endymion has no real interest in me, he's
got a thing for you!" I say emphatically.  She sniffled again.
      "No, he doesn't even think of me, know I'm alive!  Lets face it,
Klutz.  Endymion is just a play boy who doesn't care about either of
us!"
      "Maybe not me, but Serenity, I'm from the future!  I think I would
know if he had a thing for you, okay?  And you know what?  He's freaking
head over heels in love with you!  You're both just too blind to realize
it!  Now." I calmed down a bit.  
     Playing prophetic-crazy-lady-from-the-future was kind of fun.  I'd 
have
to hang out with Setsuna some more and visit the past. ^_^  "When Usa-P
and Turtle get here with Endy, you're going to tell him how you really
feel.  Ask him to go somewhere with you or something, we'll make sure no
one bugs you okay?" I say.  It started out a command, but I had realized
somewhere that if they didn't get together, Sailor Moon would never be
on TV again, this was desperate!
     She gave in and nodded and I smiled wickedly.  "Now, there is one
thing I have always wanted to do if I ever got to come here Serenity."
     "What's that?" she asked, looking curious.
     "Raid the fridge!  Come on, let's go!"  I grabbed her hand and
dragged her towards the castle before I could realize that they probably
didn't have refidgerators in this time line.

(Usa-chan's View)

Endymion led us through a series of twists and turns until, finally, a
palace loomed before us.  Turtle and I exchanged glances before walking
towards the stone castle.

"It's big." I whispered, and Turtle nodded, her eyes wide.

"Okay, there's a teleporter in the garden back here.  If you two just
hop the fence here and..." Endymion pointed to a rather tall fence and
Turtle and I burst out laughing.

"You...  expect us..." I couldn't even speak properly I was laughing so
hard.

"To... jump... that?!" Turtle was as bad as I was.

"Well, yes." Endymion replied, puzzled at our hysterics.

"Well, we can't." Turtle told him, wiping tears from her face.

"I can just carry you, one at a time over and..." Endymion began.

"No!" I shouted.  "No, no, no and no!  That would be a very bad idea.
Let's just go *through* the palace." I suggested.  

"Alright." Endmyion relented.  We followed him to the front gates and
through the large palace.  Turtle and I kept looking everywhere at the
home of our beloved Endymion.

"So this is the childhood that shaped the man..." I sighed dreamily.

"Uh-huh..." Turtle agreed.  

"This way." Endymion pointed down a different corridor and we followed
him. He seemed oblivious to the servants, and the gazes of longing in
his direction.

"This guy really doesn't know how desirable he is." Turtle commented.  I
nodded.

"But that's what makes him so perfect." I replied.

"Okay," Endymion stopped walking and pointed to a transporter.  "this
will take us back to the Moon."  He hesitated.  "Do you really think I
have a chance at this?"

"Listen to us Endy!  Serenity loves you!  She really does." Turtle
exclaimed.

"Your her world!  She would die for you, in a heartbeat, and not regret
it.  Ever." My tone was solemn and I hoped he finally understood the
depth of her feeling for him.

"I would never want her to die.  Ever." He replied hoarsely.

"Good!  Now, go get 'er tiger!" Turtle shoved him onto the transporter
and hopped on next to him.  "Coming Usa-chan?"

"Yup!" I smiled and stepped up.  "Let's go!"

(Turtle's View)

     The three of us landed in the garden, a few feet in front of the 
Queen.
Of course, none of us realized it until a few minutes after. 
     "That hurts!" I said as I rubbed my head. "Yeah, I wish that
teleporting didn't have to be so painful! Every time we land end up
bruising ourselves!" Usa-chan added.
     "Your Majesty!" Endymion bowed.
     "What's he doin?" Usagi and I turned around to face the Queen. I
screamed in shock.
     "Uh, I beg your parden Your Highness!" I bowed before the Queen and
nudged the still silent Usagi-chan to do the same.
     "It's alright. But what are you doing in the garden?" Queen 
Serenity
asked us.
     "Endymion wanted to come to see the Princess, and Turtle and I came 
to
pick up a friend," Usagi-chan finally spoke.
     The Queen smiled softly. "I believe my daughter is practicing her
archery.." Serenity pointed us in the right direction and after mumbling
a brief ‘thank you' we ran to find the princess.

~~     
     "Serenity!" Endymion called out. He, being as fit as he is, reached
Serenity before Usagi-chan or I could. We were gasping for air by the
time we reached them. "Where were you guys?!" Klutz demanded. 
     "Oh... just... hanging... around.." I managed to say between gasps.
     "Did.. you... talk... to.. Serenity..?" Usagi-chan asked. Klutz 
nodded.
"Yup. But Endymion has a lot of convincing to do. Do you think he'll be
able to pull it off?"
     Usagi, Klutz, and I turned to see Endy and Serenity standing a few 
feet
apart. Barely talking. "Listen gals, we need to get those two together!
And I mean pronto! But we can't do it alone, we're gonna need some
help.." I began. Klutz and Usa-chan caught on.
     "You mean we're going to need the Sailor Soldiers," Usagi finished. 
I
smiled. "Exactly! Klutz, you go grab Rei and Ami. Now Usa-chan, you go
grab Minako, and I'll grab Makoto. We'll grab the girls and meet back at
Serenities bedroom once we have them. Alright?" Klutz and Usagi nodded.
"Let's go!"

~~
     I knocked on the door, hoping I would get the right response. "Come
in," Mako- chan called. I smiled to myself for knowing that Makoto would
be in the kitchen. I pushed the door open and greeted Mako-chan.
     "Hi Mako-chan! I'm a big fan of the show, and you are my favorite
Senshi! I think you're awesome, and right now I need a favor!"
     Mako-chan looked at me as though I had two heads. "Who are you and 
what
are you talking about?" she asked. 
     "Listen, my name is Turtle and I am from the future. I know you are
Sailor Jupiter and you are totally cool! I have always wanted to try
some of your cooking. But there's no time for that now. Serenity and
Endymion are totally in love but they aren't exactly getting off on the
right foot. So we need you and the other Senshi to help us get them
together. Will you help?"
     Mako-chan smiled. "Of course I'll help get Sere and Endy together! 
Just
let me grab these brownies and.." Makoto reached for the brownies and I
grabbed some milk. "Okay! We got the food now lets high tail it to
Serenity's room!"

(Klutz's View)

     'Why do I always get stuck with the hard job?  Oh maaan, I hope
Rei's in a good mood and Ami doesn't feel like lecturing...'
     I knocked on the large double doors and heard a vague 'come in'
from inside.  Pushing the doors inwards, I stepped in and closed them.
     Rei was making her sugoi little 'aku ryo tai san' strips at the
desk with a paintbrush and Ami was sitting on the floor surrounded by
books on things like bio-chemical fusion, genetic mutation and energy
patterns revolving around the planets.  I sighed then straightened my
back. 
     "Uhh... Hi."  Ami looked up from her book for a second then went
back to reading.  Rei ignored me.  "Um, well then." I frowned.  They
were ignoring me!  No one should ignore me when I'm a main character in
this fic!  "ARGH!  Alright, Mars, Mercury, listen up!" I screamed.  They
both jumped out of their hair.  I had their full attention. 'Hee hee, I
kinda like this job!  Power is sweet!'  "I'm from the future, my name is
Klutz, I know everything about you!  But that isn't the important thing
right now.  At the moment, we, Usa-P, Turtle and I, need you in
Serenity's room to help get her and Endy together!" I say.  Rei sits up
and grins.
      "Matchmaking?  I am so in!" she says and stands up, leaving the
strips of paper to dry.  Ami looks indecisive.
      "I'm not sure that meddling with peoples collective decisions for
a life-mate is the best way to improve their mental stability Klutz..."
      I sighed.  "Ammmmiiiiiii! This isn't like that, they need to get
together, or the universe is doomed!" I whined.  Hanging around with
Usagi paid off after all!  (hee hee!)  
     "Well, if you're sure it's necessary..." she said hesitantly.
     "SHE IS!" Rei yelled, we both grabbed an arm and dragged Ami to
Serenity's rooms.

(Usa-chan's View)

I wandered about the palace wondering exactly where Minako could be. 
After trying here room and finding  it empty, I was clueless.  

"Arg...  Klutz and Turtle are gonna be mad if I don't get back soon! 
Where could she be?" 

Just then, I heard footsteps pounding towards me and I looked up.

"Watch out!!!" An orange clad girl wailed.  It was Minako.

"Minako!  Wait!" I cried and took off after the girl.

"Can't wait!  Mako made brownies!" She replied, still running.

"Not... again..." I muttered, rapidly running out of oxygen.  "Minako! 
They're in... Serenity's... room.. Help!!"

Minako halted suddenly and turned to me.

"The brownies are in Serenity's room?  How come?" She asked.  I tried to
catch my breath and Minako waited patiently.

"We need your help.  We need to get Serenity and Endymion together.  The
fate of the world is resting on it!" I exclaimed.

"Yes, yes.  Now get to the part about the brownies." Minako tapped her
foot impatiently.

"Oh.  I don't know anything about any brownies, but Mako-chan is in
Serenity's room, along with Rei and Ami.  We need to do some
match-making!"

I could practically see hearts leaping from Minako's eyes as she mouthed
the word match-making.  It was too much.  I burst out laughing.  

"What are we waiting for.  Let's go!" Minako grabbed my arm and we were
off, running towards Serenity's room.

"Minako!" I wailed, but she never once slowed down.  I began to wonder
how she could eat the way she and Serenity did, and still run the way
they did.  It must be one of the seven wonders of the world.

(Turtle's View)
     
     Klutz and I were sitting with Ami, Rei, and Mako in Serenity's room
eating the brownies that Mako-chan had made. And let me tell you, they
were the best brownies I ever had!
     Just then, Mina-chan and Usa-chan came running in. "Brownies?!" 
Mina
called out desperately. Her eyes scanned the room before they fell on
the empty tray resting on Serenity's bed. "No one left me any
brownies???" She whined.
     "Well, we are all out of milk, so I don't think you would've wanted 
a
brownie anyway.." Rei explained. Minako nodded sadly and plopped down on
the floor by the foot of Serenity's bed.
Usagi sat down on the chest of clothes with Klutz and me.
     I finished my last brownie and took control of the gathering. 
"Okay,
now we need to get Serenity and Endymion together. It is dyer to the
fate of the world. Now, I've come up with a lil plan to help them. We
know they have already fallen in love, but both of them are too shy to
actually admit it to the other."
     "Mako-chan, are there any more brownies in the kitchen?" Mina
whispered. Mako nodded and Mina was about to run and get them when I
made her sit back down.
     "I'm not finished yet! Sheesh," I giggled at Minako's desperateness 
to
get brownies. "Now, if Serenity were put into ‘pretend' danger, then
Endymion would have to come in and ‘pretend' to save her."
     "I don't quite follow you," Mako-chan said.
     "I do. It's simple. We stage a play type thing where we tell Sere 
she
must be the damsel in distress. And we tell Endy he has to be the night
in shining armor. But they can't know that the other knows, otherwise,
what's the point?" Usagi explained with her vast amount of
understanding.
     Some of the girls still looked confused so Klutz finished 
instructing
them. "We'll stage it like it's a play. Mako-chan, you're the strongest
so you can be the one to carry Serenity away while we act wounded on the
ground. Then Endy will come and pretend to defeat you, and he will carry
his princess away. Sere will know what's going on, and she agrees so
that she can be ‘rescued' by Endy. Endy knows what's goin on, and he
agrees so that he can rescue Sere. But neither knows that the other
knows." Klutz was breathless after explaining that. I giggled and gave
her a pat on the back.
     "Now are any of you still confused?" I asked. The girls shook their
heads and smiled, ready to follow through on the plan.
     "Ami, Rei, you go get Serenity and convince her to go along with 
this.
You can put her in an old, torn dress so it looks like she's been
attacked. And make sure to tell her that Endy doesn't know, so she will
really play up the whole ‘victimized princess' thing." Ami and Rei
nodded and took off. Then I turned my attention to Minako. 
     "Mina-chan, you get to go tell Endymion about this. Bring him to 
the
garden in the palace where he can wait until we give him the signal." I
continued. Mina looked confused. "What's the signal?"
     "It doesn't matter yet. Just go get Endy!" 
     Mina saluted and ran off and I couldn't help but laugh. I looked 
over
my shoulder to see Klutz and Usa-chan snickering. Makoto was the only
girl left. "Mako-chan, you go dress up like a person who would want to
kidnap the princess."
     Mako-chan smiled and left the room.
     Klutz, Usagi, and I were the only ones left in the room. "Brilliant
plan!" they applauded. I smiled and took a bow. "Thanks, but you guys
were the ones that helped it along!" I smiled and applauded as they took
their bows. 
     "So what are we going to do now?" Klutz asked. "We're not going 
home
are we?"
     I shook my head. "Of course we're not going home yet. We need to 
stay
and ensure that the plan works out! And besides, we have our parts in
the plan you know.."
     "We do?"
     "Yes! We get to act like we are defending the princess! But we're 
not
strong enough so we need to fall down and let Makoto take her." I
smiled, knowing what I was going to wear.
     "So are we going to dress up like Senshi then?" Usagi-chan asked.
     "Nope. We are going to *be* senshi!" the look of confusion made me
giggle again. Can you tell that I like to giggle a lot? Well I do!
Hehehe.
     I reached into my pocket and grabbed my turtle pen. "Turtle Sailor
Power!"

(Klutz's View)

        I gaped as Turtle did something I thought we would never get to
do.  Transform.  "Turtle, oh my god!  You realize what you just did?"  
        "Um, changed costumes?"
        "No!  You just gave us the chance of a lifetime!"  A huge grin
popped onto my face as I reached through time to my inter-dimensional
pocket (trust me, inter-di lint is NOT fun.  There's miles of it!  Or
should I say years?  Hmm...) and pulled out my power pen.   "Klutz
Planet Power!"  Hee hee.  A moment latter, there I was in a short skirt
and classic Sailor Apparell.  "WAHHHHH!!"  I wailed.  Turtle frowned.
        "Hey!  How come you got to say Planet Power and I only got to
say Sailor Power?" she pouted.  Usagi on the other hand was looking
perplexed.
        "Why are you crying?" she asked sounding confused.
        "I hate wearing skirts! WAHHHH!"
        "EEk! Stop wailing, you're busting my ears!"  Turtle complained. 

        "Yeah, besides, you get to kick some fake nega-but, and then you
can probably play around with it latter in the future!"
        I brightened at this. (Ohhh my sister is in for a BIG tough,
senshi surpirse! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Err, cough.  Back to the fic...)  "Hey
that's right!  Oh, and I got to sailor Planet Power, because I'm way to
tough!"  Usagi and Turtle blinked.  "Err..." facefault.  "Family joke,
sorry."

(Usa-chan's View)

"Okay, my turn!" I grinned wickedly and held up my transformation pen.
"Usagi Eternal Make-Up!"

Once the lights died down, I found myself clad in the typical senshi
uniform, with wings!  

"This is so cool!" I exclaimed.

"How come you get wings?" Klutz whined and I shrugged.

"We have more important things at hand." Turtle told us.  "Let's get
going. If everything is going according to my brilliant plan, then it
should be about time for us to be outside."

"Right!" I exclaimed.

"Let's go!"

The three of us took off running down the hallways of the Moon Palace.
We reached the garden in record time, not the least bit out of breath.

"Aha!" I exclaimed.  "That's how the others do it."

Turtle and Klutz nodded.

"Can you see them?" Klutz asked.  Turtle and I peered over one of the
bushes.

"I see them!  The senshi are in place, and I can see Serenity." Turtle
said.

"There's Endymion." I pointed.  

"We'd better get into position!" Klutz ordered.  

"Now Serenity!" Turtle stage whispered.

"Help me!  Help!  Endymion!" She screamed.  I thought it was pretty
convincing, and I smiled as Endymion began to run.

"Serenity!  Serenity, are you alright?" He asked, running towards her.
Makoto scooped Serenity up and began to run.  The senshi were sprawled
out on the ground, seemingly hurt.  

"That's our cue!" Turtle pushed us out of the bushes into Mako's path,
but we fell over.  
"Hey!  What was that..." I exclaimed before catching on.  "Oh..."

I shut up real quick and lay there as though I was hurt.  Klutz was next
to me, and I could see she was barely holding in her laughter.  Turtle
quickly fell down at our feet, moaning in pain.

"Serenity!  Serenity!" Endymion dove over us and tackled Makoto. 
Somehow in the process, he caught Serenity and twisted, landing on his
back with a grunt.  Serenity was cradled gently in his embrace.  I could
hear the collective sigh of the senshi behind me.

"Let's leave them alone." I whispered to Turtle and Klutz, who nodded.
Silently, we began to push the senshi away from the couple, leaving them
alone to get to know each other a little bit better.  

(Turtle's View)

     Slowly, each of us got up and began to tip toe away, un-noticed by
Serenity and Endymion. They were too busy *ahem* getting to know each
other. Hehe.
     Once we made it back to the garden we could talk at a normal 
volume. I
smiled and turned to Sailor Klutz and Sailor Usagi. Hehe, its so fun
calling them that! 
     "So I'd say we had a pretty fun adventure! We traveled to the past,
Klutz and I had a chance to flirt with Endymion, we got to eat
Mako-chan's brownies, and we got to become Sailor Senshi and get
Serenity and Endymion together!" I smiled triumphantly.
     "Well YOU TWO got brownies! I didn't get any!" Usagi-chan 
complained.
     Klutz and I laughed. "Too bad, you really missed out!"
     Usa shot us an angry glare but she laughed it off. "Fine, there 
will
always be next time."
     "Next time? What else is there for us to do? We already did 
everything
we needed to!" Klutz responded.
     "Well, we still haven't met Endy's generals, hehe. We could stick
around for that!" I smiled. "I call dibs on Jedite!"
     "Jedite's mine!" Sailor Mars declared defensively.
     I smiled sheepishly. "I take it back. You can have him Mars!"
     "So then what do we need to stick around for?" I asked Usagi-chan.
     "Well, we could stick around for Beryl and try to prevent the death 
of
our favorite characters, or, we could die along with them and be reborn
as members of the series!" Usagi said excitedly.
     Klutz and I looked to one another. "Uuuuh, maybe another time 
Usa-chan!
As much as we would love to be members of the cast, I think I've had
enough of an adventure for now! I'm ready to get back home to my
chocolate ice cream!" Klutz said.
     "Aww, do we have to go? You know, I heard from Mina-chan that the 
guys
on the Moon are really hot! Can't we just stick around for them? The
guys got a thing for girls the Sailor Senshi!" Usagi-chan begged.
     "I think that it's the really short Sailor skirts that make our 
legs
seem so long.." I said absent mindedly. Usa and Klutz looked down and
examined their legs. "You know somethin, I think you're right! I could
get used to this," Klutz agreed.
     "Well, we've had our fun. I think it's time that we get back home. 
It's
all in a day's work for us Sailor Senshi you know," I smiled and
detransformed.
     "Yeah, we better get going. It's been great meeting you all, and 
I'm
sure we'll meet again soon!" Usagi said good bye and we all took turns
hugging the Senshi and saying our farewells.
     "Is there any chance you might have some brownies on hand for us to
take back home with us?" Klutz asked Jupiter. 
     Mako-chan smiled and pulled a container of brownies from her
sub-dimensional space pocket thing-a-ma-bob. Hehe. Usa, Klutz and I
squealed a ‘thank you' and hugged Mako-chan for all she was worth.
     Klutz and Usagi gave me a look. "I guess that's my cue!" I pulled 
out
the time key and waved goodbye to the senshi. "I know everything's going
to work out for you! We'll see ya again soon! Crystal Key Power! Take us
home to the future!"
     With a flash of light, we were back on the couch eating ice cream 
and
watching Sailor Moon tapes.
     "That was fun, but how are we going to top that *next* Saturday 
night?"
Usa- chan asked.
I smiled deviously. "Ever wanted to see Mamo-chan in a bath towel?" 
     Klutz giggled. "Or maybe nothing at all!"
     "Klutz! This is a G rated fic! There will be no nude Mamo-chans in 
this
fic! But in the next one..." I laughed and Klutz gave me a high five.
"Will you two quiet down? I'm trying to watch the show!" Usa was back to
her lecturing again, but it didn't matter. Klutz and I could let our
minds wander to the next time we write a fic like this! :)