Humor

Shinji: "An error?
Asuka: It's thought noise. Your thinking in Japenese right? If you have to think do it in German.
Shinj: Uhmm...okay, struddle, bratworst.." -Shinji and asuka in her Eva

"Dammit! Don't you talk to me like that ya dumb rookie!" -Shinji talking to asuka during battle.

"The invincilible Shinji stoops to answering the phone! He doesn't just save the world!" -Asuka

"Sooo, I understand your living with Katsuragi, tell me something, is she still so.....wild in bed?" -Kaji talking to Shinji

"So even the devil can cry."  -Touji talking about asuka

"Don't worry Hikari, it'll never happen. If Shinji's dense than Rei Ayanami's off the atomic scale."
   -Asuka

"Hey Shinji, nice figure!" -Kensuke talking to shinji when he has Asukas plugsuit on.

"Hey, Hey I'm a rocket boyyy! See me fly up into the skyyy! Come on children I'll fly you thereee! 'Cause I'm a rocket a rocket boyyy!" -Shinji singing in the shower