Here's a revised version of part 3 that I'm posting to the RAAC, since they seem to have lost the original cut. Explanations as to why I did so will be given at the end. In the meantime, enjoy the new version. Stoner 3:17 Presents Double or Nothing A "Ranma 1/2" Fanfiction Series Written by Jeremy Mullin (stoner317@hotmail.com) "Ranma 1/2" characters and situations created by Rumiko Takahashi. All rights reserved, used without permission. Please don't sue, I have no money. Part 3: Welcome Home! (I Think...) "Awright, twerp, you know the drill! Hand over all yer money or we pound ya!" Hikaru Gosunkugi figured that he had to be cursed by the gods. Otherwise he wouldn't be in such an all-too-familiar situation again: backed into an alley by a bunch of thugs who wanted his money. And it was his 'favorite' bunch, too, the ones in the animal masks. And he without his voodoo hammer and nail, since that was the only way he could be allowed back into the library. "C'mon, Ghost-boy!" the apparent leader in the cat mask sneered. "Fork it over, or else!" "Or else what?" a new voice replied from the opening at the alley. Gosunkugi and his assailants all turned to see someone standing there, leaning against the wall in a rather relaxed pose. He was mostly hidden by the shadows, almost totally obscuring his features, but they could tell that he was fairly lean and muscular. Maybe it was the guy's voice, but for some reason, Gosunkugi thought he seemed... familiar. "I don't mean to butt in," the guy continued, "but five jerks in masks picking on one little guy? That just doesn't seem fair, you know?" "Hey, pal!" the leader in the dog mask yelled in annoyance. "This here's a private matter! So take a hike!" The newcomer seemed amused. He was probably even smirking. "And if I say no?" "Then we'll make ya sorry!" the horse-masked one replied. "We're the toughest gang around in this neighborhood! Nobody messes with us!" "A bunch of idiots wearing stupid masks and picking on skinny little guys who have little-to-no chance of defending themselves..." The newcomer shook his head and snickered. "Oh, yeah. You guys are real tough." "That's it!" the leader snarled. Fed up, he turned to his dog-faced companion. "Get rid of this guy, will ya? He's gettin' on my nerves!" "You got it!" the other replied, and went charging to the entrance of the alley, his arm pulled back to throw a punch... Only to be sent flying back to his friends by a well-placed kick. He crashed into a bunch of garbage cans and stopped moving. The rest of the gang was shocked by what happened, turning their gazes back and forth between their fallen comrade and the guy who took him down. "Did you see that?!" "He can't do that to us!" "This guy's askin' for it!" "C'mon, let's get 'im!" Gosunkugi watched as the remaining punks went charging to the head of the alley. Fifteen seconds later, they all laid strewn about the alley, groaning in various states of pain. Their would-be 'victim' was dusting himself off, not even having broken a sweat. Martial artists were usually like that. "Seesh, that was pointless," he snorted. He then turned to Gosunkugi, stepping forward out of the shadows. "Hey, buddy, you okay?" The zombie-palored boy shook out of his surprised state to nod in reply. "Y-yeah, I'm alri--" His eyes suddenly widened with shock as he finally saw his rescuer. "YOU?!" The other young man was startled by the outburst. "Me? Do I know you?" Before Gosunkugi could reply, his rescuer just shook his head and waved his hand. "Ah, never mind. I gotta get going. There's some place I gotta be. See you around, okay?" With that, he dashed out of the alley, not even stopping as he grabbed the bag he had left lying at the entrance. He then turned a corner and vanished from sight. Gosunkugi continued to stand where he was in shock, not even hearing the moans from his would-be attackers. He couldn't believe it. It couldn't, no, it *shouldn't* have been him. It was impossible. He was gone, run off without a word, finally driven out of Nerima, never to return. Yet, a face, a voice like that was never easily forgotten. Different kind of clothes, hair worn differently, yet the *person* was still the same. There was no denying it. After three months, *he* was back. And that meant one thing... "I have to warn Akane!" Gosunkugi cried, and ran out of the alley to go find a phone. * * * "*Ah... a*choo!*" The sudden sneeze brought Akane to a halt as she was beginning to perform an offensive combo. "Hey, Akane, you all right?" Ranko asked with some concern. The two girls were in the backyard sparring, Akane in her usual yellow gi and Ranko in her new usual outfit, one of her old Chinese-style shirts tied at the waist with a white sash (the closest she'd ever get to wearing an actual dress(1)), worn with black leggings, leg warmers the same blue as her shirt, and her old black arm bracers. "Cause if you're catching a cold, I don't want it," she added with a grin, backing away a little. Akane turned to glare at the red-haired girl. "I'm fine, Ranko!" she snapped. "I just sneezed, okay?! We *are* outside, you know?!" "Okay! Okay!" Ranko grinned as she held up her hands in a gesture of peace. "Chill out, Akane, I was just messing with you! Sheesh!" Akane just snorted in response, adjusting her gi top. In truth, she didn't know why she had sneezed, as it wasn't that windy outside to pick up dust or flower pollen. She wondered if someone had been thinking about her. There was definitely a long list of suspects for that position, though one face in particular come to mind... And he looked a lot like the girl who nearly took her head off with a sudden roundhouse kick that Akane just barely ducked in time. "Hey! I wasn't ready!" she cried out in protest, glaring at her partner. Ranko just shrugged, brushing the waist-length braid that she had grown her pig-tail into back over her shoulder. Inside the house, the phone had begun to ring. "Well, you should know by now that an enemy like Shampoo or Kodachi isn't going to wait for you to be ready. Being distracted like that'll cost you. Big time." Akane just fumed as she glared at the red-head. What made Ranko's point worse was that she was right. Before she could reply or make an attempt for some kind of payback, Kasumi appeared on the verandah. "Akane! You have a phone call!" "Take a message! I'm busy!" the younger Tendo called back as she and Ranko got ready to resume sparring. Kasumi, however, replied, "It's that Gosunkugi boy, Akane. He said he has to talk to you right away. He sounds very worried, Akane." There was a slight hint in the older girl's voice that said that Akane would take the call, no argument. Akane let out a sigh of despair at the news, obviously not very happy. "I'll be right back," she said to Ranko, then turned and walked into the house. A moment later, she could be heard yelling out, "*QUIT CALLING ME, YOU LITTLE CREEP!!!*" The sound of the phone being slammed back down on its cradle followed, causing Ranko to smirk and wince. "Akane! That wasn't very nice!" Kasumi cried scoldingly as she followed her little sister back into the house. Inside, they began to have a little 'discussion' about Akane's phone etiquette. Ranko chuckled as she stood in the yard, beginning a kata while waiting for Akane to return so they could continue their sparring session, the latest of many that they had had over the summer. After Ranma had left, Akane began training harder to try and learn some self- control, and wound up becoming Ranko's regular sparring partner, and was able to improve her own abilities while helping Ranko regain her's. It took awhile for Ranko to actually spar with Akane, as she had still been in her old attitude about not fighting with girls, but time and a few smacks on the head caused the red-head to change her attitude. Surprisingly, it didn't really take long for Ranko to relearn the basics, since they were kind of still there but with only a year's worth of experience behind them. Plus, Ranko was a fast learner, when it came to martial arts, anyway. The only real problem they'd had, aside from Kuno bothering them constantly, was Nodoka. She had been totally against the idea of her daughter having any martial arts ability and interfered whenever she could. She wanted Ranko to act like the daughter that she had always envisioned, a demure and polite young lady who didn't have her father's influence to "corrupt her" and no martial arts training at all. This led to several heated discussions between Nodoka and Ranko, who wanted to live her own life and not forget who she was in case she managed to regain her manhood. Eventually, Nodoka relented, convinced that it was Ranko's life and not even she could raise a daughter to be a perfect lady, especially not one named Ranko(2), and had to settle with having a daughter who was something of a tomboy. She allowed Ranko to continue training, but only if she'd be allowed to give some training of her own to teach her daughter how to at least act *somewhat* feminine so that it would look like she was raised by her mother. They even went as far as to go back to the Saotomes' old neighborhood, where they stayed with a friend of Nodoka's who happened to be a martial artist and helped train Ranko in regaining her fighting abilities, which made sense since she would have learned a different style. The only real difference was that the training was rather light compared to what she used to do, as Ranko probably wouldn't have trained as hard as Ranma had due to Nodoka's influence. Still, she was able to do enough so that she was on equal footing with some of the others. They came back after about about a month when Ranko was able to act and look feminine enough for Nodoka's satisfaction. She was basically almost the same, but was now a girl who fit the story that they had come up with. All that was left to do now was to successfully pull the whole thing off and fool certain parties. Easier said than done, as far as Ranko was concerned. Ranko continued to go through her kata while Akane was still 'talking' with Kasumi inside when her danger sense suddenly flared up. Someone was sneaking around the dojo, a strong someone with a strong aura and possibly some not-so-good intentions, as well. As she fell into a battle-ready stance, she tried to figure out who it could be. It couldn't be Cologne; she had gone with Shampoo when the Amazon left to go look for Ranma, and Mousse, naturally, tagged along with them. Ryoga was probably lost, as usual, though she'd heard he had come by the dojo looking for Ranma while she was gone and then took off in a hurry without even bothering to see Akane when he learned his rival wasn't around. And Happosai was supposed to be following some foreign singing group around on their tour through Japan(3). While it wasn't impossible that they had suddenly come back, Ranko doubted it was any of them, but still couldn't figure out who it might be. She didn't get much chance to think on it further as she had to suddenly back away from a rapid-moving figure coming down at her from out of nowhere in a dive kick. He impacted with the ground, and then immediately continued into his attack, furiously throwing out a barrage of punches and kicks that Ranko had trouble defending against. While her skills were pretty good after only a few months training, and she was pretty much on-level with Ukyo and Shampoo, her opponent was better. He just kept moving so fast that she had trouble keeping up. Plus, she had trouble getting a good look at him due to the continuous attacks and movements. *So he likes speed, huh? Well... let's see him try this...* she thought, and completed that thought with the aloud cry of "*KACHU TENSHIN AMAGURIKEN!*" With the cry, she began throwing out the rapid-fast punches, several dozen a second, out at her attacker. The technique, one of her more simpler ones, had been easy to regain, as it was mainly a physical attack, as opposed to her ki-based attacks which she was still having trouble with. Still, she had managed to get by with just it alone when she first learned it, and she could do so again. Besides, it alone was usually enough to take out an opponent if she managed to get them by surprise. But not this fellow, who managed to block the attack with what appeared to be the same one. It wasn't as fast as Ranko's, but still fast enough to keep her punches from connecting with him. This both surprised and annoyed Ranko, who barely managed to regain her senses as the fight continued, both combatants trading blows with seemingly no end in sight. Finally, she got a break by feigning a jump to the air, and when her attacker shifted to continue his assault, she ducked down and shot a kick to his mid-section. When he doubled over from literally having the wind kicked out of him, she grabbed him by the head and threw him over her shoulder in a grappling-style suplex. He didn't stay down for long, though, and after a brief moment's hesitation on Ranko's part, he managed to roll away from her as she tried to bring her foot down on him in a vicious stomp. She began to stalk her way over to him as he was trying to get himself back on his feet, but stopped when she saw that he was shaking slightly and... laughing? "Not bad, sis," he gasped between both his laughter and the catching of his breath. "Nice to see you've been training while I've been gone, but your reaction time could use some work." Normally, Ranko would have taken serious offense to such a remark, but she had been thrown off by the laughter and being called "sis." Only one person might call her that, but he wasn't... She found her thoughts cut off as her attacker turned around and stood up, and she and the other members of the house, who had gathered on the verandah by the sounds of combat, gasped when they saw who it was. "You!" "Boy, I seem to be getting that reaction a lot, lately," the young man before her said with a smirk. He was Ranko's age, and was an almost- exact mirror image of her save for his gender and his black hair that was tied back into a ponytail. His clothing were more of a Japanese style, a red vest-like gi-top worn over a white muscle T-shirt and a pair of dark blue pants that were tied off at the lower shins with black wrappings. A black sash was tied around his waist, and he wore ninja- style gloves and split-toe shoes. Despite the new look, however, he was still easily recognizable. "Ranma!?!" was the collective cry, both surprised and joyous. "Hey, guys," he said with a grin. "Miss me?" He didn't get a chance to say much else as he was suddenly mobbed over the two families. * * * "Aw, c'mon, Pop," Ranma said with a smirk as he watched Genma try to pick himself up off the floor. "You can do better than that, can't you? I thought that you wanted to see if I'd been slacking off instead of training?" The two stood in the dojo, where Genma had practically dragged his son into almost immediately following Ranma's sudden return, interrupting the happy reunion. He hadn't been so sure that Ranma had stuck to his training while he was away, and wanted to see if that was the case. So far, he was being proven wrong and then some. Sitting over along one side of the dojo were Soun, Nabiki, and Ranko, who decided to tag along and watch, not really having anything else better to do. Kasumi and Nodoka had shooed them out, and were busy in the house preparing a 'Welcome Home' dinner for Ranma. A big one, apparently, from the sounds that could be heard coming from the kitchen. Surprisingly, Akane wasn't among the group of spectators, and no one knew where she was. As long as they figured she wasn't in the kitchen, they didn't worry too much. The three observers watched as Genma finally got back up to his feet, a growl escaping his lips as he growled at Ranma. "I'm not done, yet, boy," he replied back. "I've haven't spent the last few months just sitting around doing nothing, you know." "He's right," Ranko quipped. "He's been sitting around playing shogi, watching TV, and stuffing his face when Mom wasn't looking." "Sounds just like Pop," Ranma chuckled while Nabiki and Soun giggled and snickered, respectively, next to a grinning Ranko. "Why you little ingrate!" Genma roared as he finally got to his feet. "I'll teach you to show some respect to your father!" He positioned himself in an attack-stance, getting ready to charge at his son. Ranma fell into his own stance, smirking as he did so. "Any time you're ready, Pop." Genma waited a short moment, then charged at Ranma with a flurry of punches and kicks. Ranma, however, easily dodged or blocked them all with little effort, occasionally throwing an attack of his own that sent his father to floor. This cycle went on repeatedly for several minutes, with Genma becoming more and more frustrated while Ranma was able to keep his cool. Ranko, Soun, and Nabiki watched on in fascination, impressed by Ranma's skill. They couldn't help but notice, though, that there seemed to be something different about him. He still seemed to have the same cocky attitude everyone was familiar with, but it appeared toned down a bit, even for a pre-Jusenkyo Ranma. He seemed somewhat more level-headed, focusing more on the match and less on any need to show off. In any case, though, it was obvious that Ranma had kept up on his training while he had been away, and was probably almost back up to speed before his memory loss. Maybe even better... "Had enough, yet, Pop?" Ranma asked after a bit, smirking again as he watched Genma try to pick himself off the floor again after being sent there via a judo toss over his son's shoulder while trying to punch him. Genma's only response was to growl as he got ready to attack again, but was stopped by Soun's hand on his shoulder. "All right, Saotome," he said almost humorously. "I think that Ranma's proven that he's been busy and keeping up with his training." "Unlike some people," Ranko snickered, Nabiki giggling beside her again. Genma let out a deep sigh crossed with a growl of frustration. "Oh, why am I cursed with such ungrateful children?!" he cried, mainly to himself it seemed. "I'm sure they often ask that about you," Nabiki answered with a grin. "Nabiki..." her father said in a warning, stern tone as Genma turned to glare at her. Nabiki just grinned back in that unconcerned way of hers. Turning back to his friend as he heard Kasumi call from the house, he continued, "Besides, it's time for dinner, anyway. Time to clean up, eh?" He gave Genma a towel to wipe himself off, and after Ranma finished doing the same, the group walked back to the house. The sight that greeted them when they entered into the family room totally surprised them. The entire place was totally decorated for a party. Balloons and streamers of various bright colors hung on the walls and from the ceiling, as well as along the huge banner posted across the doorframe that said in large, brightly-colored kanji, "WELCOME HOME, RANMA!" Kasumi and Nodoka stood about the table, big smiles across their faces and dressed in decorative kimonos. On the table itself lay a feast with a huge variety of foods. "Whoa! You guys went all out!" Ranko said in astonishment. She then took a moment to look around the room, wondering where Akane was. The youngest Tendo was, for some reason, still absent. "You guys knew about this?" Ranma asked with a chuckle. "Why do you think your father was so anxious to drag you away to the dojo?" Nodoka replied. "We needed some way to get ready and still somewhat surprise you. Though I'm sure he had his own reasons..." A sly grin spread across her face as she looked at her sheepish-looking husband. "We even managed to convince Kasumi to not invite all of Nerima here like she always does for these things," Nabiki added with her own smirk directed towards her sister, who blushed slightly. "At least we managed to get invited," Dr. Tofu said as he entered the room, his usual friendly grin on his face. "Hiya, Doc," Ranma said with a wave of his hand. "Nice to see you again." "Likewise, Ranma," the doctor replied back absently as he bowed in greeting, mainly to Kasumi, who blushed slightly as she did so. And even though she tried to hide it, everyone managed to catch her taking hold of Tofu's hand and giving it a gentle squeeze. "The doc finally asked Kasumi out awhile back," Ranko whispered to Ranma, answering the obvious question. "They've become quite a popular item over the last few weeks." Ranma simply nodded in response, grinning at the pair at the other side of the room. "So, Doctor... Planning on proposing to my daughter any time soon?" Soun suddenly asked in that non-calant way of his. "Father! We've only gone out a few times!" Kasumi protested in embarrassment, while Dr. Tofu began to laugh nervously. Everyone else had a good laugh at their expense. "Well, it's still nice to see you again, Doc," Ranma said again as the laughter died down. Dr. Tofu simply smiled and nodded in response. "Does that go for me, too?" a new voice asked, and everyone looked to see Ukyo enter the room, carrying, of course, a box of okonomiyaki. Naturally, Ranma began to panic slightly. He hadn't forgotten the last time they had met, and was sure Ukyo hadn't, either. "Uh, Ukyo... It's, uh... I mean, what're--" "I invited her," Ranko said bitterly, interrupting her brother's stammering. "I figured it'd be a good idea for you two to try and patch things up. Especially since she's my boss." Ranma looked at Ranko in surprise as his mother answered, "It was my idea. I figured that since Mr. Tendo was kind enough to let us stay here, it would be best if we did something to contribute. I even got your father back his old job with Dr. Tofu, and your sister works part- time with Ukyo at her restaurant." With a slight frown, she added, "Though I'm not too fond about her choice of employment, I suppose it is better than working with that Shampoo girl." "Um, thanks, Mrs. Saotome. I think..." Ukyo said a bit uneasily. "Guess that means I'll have to get a job, too," Ranma muttered. Turning back to Ukyo, he continued, "Uh, listen, Ukyo... About what happened--" However, the okonomiyaki chef held up a hand to interrupt him. "Hang on, Ranma. What happened was mostly my fault. I acted like Shampoo and tried to take advantage of a situation without realizing all the facts. So I can't really blame you for reacting like you did. Maybe we can't be the same friends we used to be, but we can at least try and start over. What do you say?" For the first time since three months ago, Ranma began to relax around Ukyo. With a nod, he replied, "Sure. No problem... Ucchan." Ukyo shook her head. "Just Ukyo, okay, Ranma? We're starting over, remember?" She smiled as Ranma nodded again in response. "Oh, how wonderful. You're all friends again," Kasumi said cheerfully as she gave a small clap with her hands. Everyone sweat- dropped as they stared at her. "Man, is she always like that?" Ranma muttered his sister as they began to sit down. Ranko shook her head. "Nah. Usually, she's a bit more perky." She then turned her attention to the table, or rather, the food on it. "Now let's eat!" "Spoken like a true Saotome!" Genma agreed heartily, and he and Ranko immediately began to make for the food, ready to begin the ritual fight for it. Two quick slaps to their hands, however, just as immediately halted them. "Now, now," Nodoka said sternly. "Mind your manners, you two. This is Ranma's party. He gets to begin the meal. And besides, we still have to wait for Akane." "Right here, Auntie! I just finished freshening up!" Akane's voice came from the doorway. Everyone turned to see Akane enter the room, dressed in a kimono just like Nodoka and Kasumi, as well as flowers in her hair. She even wore a little make-up, enhancing her already pretty features. A few pairs of eyes widened as they saw the covered dish that she carried with her in her hands as she walked over and sat down in between Ranma and Ranko. She gave a beaming smile to Ranma, which made him rather uneasy and caused Ranko to frown. "Um, hi... Akane..." Ranma began stammering again. This time, however, he seemed really worried. And for good reason, as everyone remembered. "Um, how are you--?" Akane just continued to smile at him. "I'm doing great, Ranma. And... I'm happy that you're home." *She IS?!* Ranko thought bitterly. She couldn't help but wonder just why Akane was being so nice to Ranma all of a sudden, getting all dressed up and such for him when she never used to do so before. An old, familiar feeling was running through her, one that usually reared its ugly head at times like this. "Here, Ranma," Akane continued as she placed the dish she had brought in with her before Ranma. "I made a little something for you to welcome you home." Those words immediately caused Ranko, Genma, Soun, and Ukyo to panic, knowing full-well what that usually meant. Kasumi and Nodoka just smiled at each other knowingly, while Dr. Tofu raised a curious eyebrow and Nabiki just looked on with an interested smile on her face. "Are you nuts?!" Ranko shouted. "My brother just got home for crying out loud! He doesn't need to be sick in bed before he has a chance to relax!" She tried to make a grab for the dish, but was stopped by a wooden spoon banging her on the head. "Hey! I have been practicing, you know!" Akane retorted angrily, returning the spoon to the table as the red-head rubbed her sore noggin. "So you claim," Genma said while Soun cried about his daughter "poisoning her fiancee, again." "But I won't have you feeding this stuff to my son! As his father, it's my duty to--" "Genma..." Nodoka said in 'the Tone'(4). It was all that was needed to make him immediately become silent. Ranma, meanwhile, looked at all of them with a bit of skepticism. "What's with you guys? You're all acting like she's gonna poison me or something." He then took a moment to remove the cover from the dish, revealing a steaming helping of what appeared to be some kind of stir-fry. He shrugged his shoulders a bit. "Doesn't look so bad to me." "Looks can be deceiving, bro," Ranko said as if in warning. Which she was. "Trust me, you've never had her cooking. Or, at least you don't remember having it. In either case, though, you're still better off not taking any chances with your health." She failed to notice the others save Ranma slowly inch away from the table as Akane glared at her. Ranma, however, refused to be convinced. "Oh, come on. It can't be that bad." With that, he grabbed his chopsticks and took a decent helping that he placed in his mouth before anyone could stop him. For a long while, there was silence as everyone looked on as Ranma slowly chewed the food. No one was sure if he was pacing himself, or if he was savoring it as it had obviously been awhile since he'd had home cooking. For her part, Akane stared at him with concern and worry, praying that she had done right with the meal. She had worked hard to make something for Ranma. If she screwed up now... Finally, Ranma stopped chewing and swallowed with a rather audible gulp. Which immediately followed with him quickly grabbing his water and taking a long sip. "I knew it!" Ranko cried as Akane looked dejected. "I told you you shouldn't've eaten that, Ranma! I told you that Akane couldn't cook worth a damn!" "Ranko, you're not helping," Nodoka said, noticing that Akane was about to cry. "And watch your language." "Hey, I'm fine!" Ranma gasped as he finished his drink and set the now-nearly-empty glass back down. "It's just a little spicy, that's all! Other than that, though, it's pretty good." Everyone save for Nodoka, Kasumi, Dr. Tofu, and Akane all face- faulted in shock. The two women smiled at each other knowingly, as if giving silent congratulations to each other, and Dr. Tofu grinned with surprise while Akane beamed with joy. "You... you mean it?! You really like it?!" she gasped. Ranma nodded. "Yeah. It's really very good. Thanks, Akane," he replied as he took another bite. He gave a satisfied smile to Akane, who continued to smile back at him with tears of joy welling up at her eyes. "No way! It can't be!" Ranko cried in shock as she picked herself up. "Akane actually made something good besides curry?!" With her own chopsticks, she took a helping of her own from the plate and ate it, much to the protest of Akane. After a moment, she opened her eyes in surprise. "Hey. It is good," she said in astonishment. "And you're right. It is a little spicy..." "Let me try..." Genma offered, greedily eyeing his son's food as he reached for it with his chopsticks, his body slightly tense as if preparing for combat. What stopped him, though, was his wife slapping his hand again and setting a rather good-sized salad before him. "I thought we had gotten you out of that nasty habit of stealing your children's food, Genma Saotome," Nodoka said in 'the Tone'. "And don't even think you can use this party as an excuse to cheat on your diet." "Aw, but Nodoka..." Genma whined, staring at what his dinner was, the same as it had been for the last several weeks. "Mom got the old man on a diet," Ranko whispered to a confused Ranma. "Said something about how a martial artist should be in better shape. About time, if you ask me." Ranma nodded in quick agreement as he watched his mother relent and let Genma have a little treat with his dinner, since it was a special occasion. "Just this once..." she said as she dished up a small plate of curried beef. "I still can't believe it," Nabiki said in astonishment. "My little sister actually managed to cook a decent meal?" Kasumi nodded in agreement as she passed a dish of food to Dr. Tofu. "She came to me and Auntie for help, saying that she would really pay attention this time. We decided to keep it secret so there wouldn't be any interruptions or distractions for her." "And it seemed to have worked," Nodoka added. "Akane can now fix a few decent dishes that are quite satisfactory. She's still having a little bit of trouble putting in too much of something or add-libbing to a meal, but we're working on it." "Way to go, Akane," Ukyo congratulated with a grin that made the other girl blush slightly. "Yeah. Good job," Ranko added in a rather sub-dued tone. She kept wondering why Akane chose *now* to seriously try and improve her cooking skills when she had so many opportunities to do so before. She looked over at Akane and Ranma, sitting together closely but not really saying anything. Ranma still seemed rather uncomfortable and a bit nervous around Akane, while she seem actually glad to be around him and kept trying to make him feel welcome. Ranko's eyes narrowed in further suspicion. It couldn't be... Could it? For awhile, dinner continued, everyone just chatting idly with each other and getting reacquainted with Ranma as they ate. Eventually, it was Nabiki who broke the ice with the question that was just waiting to be asked. "So, Ranma. Where have you been and what have you been doing over the summer after you ran off?" She put a bit of emphasis on the last few words, sounding a little bitter as she did so. No one really noticed, though, as yet another long moment of silence fell across the room after the words left Nabiki's mouth. Ranma seemed to have forgotten how to speak as he considered how to answer. "Well?" Akane prompted in her old annoyed tone. That startled Ranma back into reality. "Huh? Oh. Sorry." He coughed a bit to clear his throat before beginning. "Well, you all know what... happened before I left, right?" After everyone nodded, he continued with a sigh, "Well, you can probably guess how I was feeling at the time. I didn't know what had happened to me or what was happening in general. All I knew was that I nearly took someone's head off, and that someone was my fiancee!" The guilt and anger he felt towards himself was thick enough to require a diamond-edged blade to cut it. It was all the others could do to keep from edging themselves away from him in fear. After taking a moment to take a deep breath and collect himself, Ranma went on. "Anyway, I obviously had to get control of myself before someone did get hurt, so I left to go train on my own. No way was I gonna stick around here, not with everything going on like it was and I wasn't going to wait for any other surprises to drop in on me. And I had to go about it alone, 'cause I didn't want to go through Pop's crazy training ideas." "Good idea. Half the time that's usually what got us in trouble in the first place," Ranko said in agreement. The twins ignored the glare that Genma gave them. "So you just went and trained on your own, Ranma?" Kasumi asked. Ranma nodded in response. "At first, yeah. But it was mostly physical stuff, since I was stronger and faster than I last remembered. It was my ki that was my main problem, since I didn't know how to control it and every time I tried to learn on my own, I just kept blowing up more stuff. Luckily for me, this guy I ran into told me about this monk who seemed to specialize in this sort of thing..." * * * "So... you wish to train with me, eh?" The monk sat and stared at the dirty and ragged-looking Ranma with a bit of amused interest. He looked like an average, run-of-the-mill Zen monk, right down to the bald head with mustache and pointy beard to go with his blue and white robes. He also probably knew more ways to kick the younger boy's butt with little effort. Ranma nodded before replying, "Um, yeah. I heard you were an expert in controlling ki, and I've been having trouble controlling mine since I lost my memory." He had told the monk an edited version of what had happened to him, leaving out the part about Jusenkyo and the split. He did include his out-of-control ki-generating skills, and how he'd almost hurt Akane. The monk stared at Ranma, seeming to study him for a moment before nodding once. "Yes, I can sense that your ki is very powerful, indeed. And for one so young, too. And despite your ego--which we'll also take care of--I can also sense that you have a good heart. I shall indeed train you." Ranma was ecstatic. "Awright! Thanks!" "However," the monk continued, a sly grin spreading across his face, "I'll only be handling the spiritual part of your training. There will also be some physical work involved. That will be handled by my assistant and groundskeeper." "Groundskeeper...?" Ranma asked with a raised eyebrow. He didn't show it, but he was starting to get worried. The still-grinning monk nodded. "That's right. Meet Kuma." He gestured behind Ranma, who turned and looked up... And up, to see a huge bear of a man, heavily muscled and staring down at Ranma with a wicked-looking smirk on his face and his massive arms folded across his chest. Ranma gulped. *Now* he was worried. * * * "Ouch. Sounds like it got kinda rough sometimes, huh bro?" Ranko smirked as Ranma took a break in his story to eat some more of his dinner. "You're not kidding," he replied. "Those two ran me ragged. When I wasn't eating or sleeping, I was either training with Kuma or doing all sorts of meditation stuff with the monk, learning to get my ki under control. Or I was doing chores around the temple. That was to help me learn humility, they said." "It seems to have worked. You seem less arrogant and prideful than you used to be, and more mature," Nodoka said with observance. She then got a thoughtful look and added, "I wonder if that would work with your father...?" "Feh. Doubt it," Ranma smirked, and everybody snickered at a scowling Genma's expense. "Anyway, all that training paid off. I got all my skills under control, and the monk taught me how to control and focus my ki. Mostly, though, I was just training myself or learning about what I'd been doing for the last year." "How were you able to do that if you weren't here?" Akane asked. In response, Ranma reached into his gi-top, pulling out and holding up what appeared to be a small notebook, slightly worn and ragged around the edges. "Hey! That's my journal!" Ranko cried out with wide eyes. She glared at her brother. "You jerk! You stole it!" "You keep a diary?" Nabiki asked curiously. There was a smirk on her face as she tried not to laugh. "Journal. Girls keep diaries, guys keep journals," Ranko corrected, still glaring at her brother. Before anyone could point out that she *was* a girl, she continued, "And yeah, I kept one. I like to write down what I do and what I learn in terms of my martial arts." Soun nodded with satisfaction and admiration. "Good idea. And a rather interesting way of putting together an instruction scroll for future generations of martial artists, I might add." Ranko took a moment to grin with pride. "Hey, thanks, Mr. Tendo." She then turned back to Ranma to glare at him again. "Or at least I did before someone went and stole my journal!" "Hope you wrote down nice things about me, Ran-chan," Ukyo said with a grin. Ranko just looked away sheepishly, trying to figure out how to reply. "Well, anyway, technically, this is *my* journal, so I didn't steal it," Ranma retorted. "Besides, I needed something to tell me about my life for the past year, and who better to tell me than... well, me?" "Good idea, especially considering who we know and how *they* would tell that story," Akane said with a nod. She threw a knowing grin at Ukyo, who sheepishly smiled back. Everyone else nodded in agreement. "So you pretty much know about everything and everyone, Ranma?" Dr. Tofu asked. Ranma nodded. "Yeah, it's all pretty much down here in my journal. Events, people, fighting techniques, the works. And the way the monk had me training, I was able to learn pretty much all my old moves pretty quickly. As well as learn about what to expect from certain people I'll wind up meeting." "But all you know is what you wrote, right? Not because of any real, on-hand experience?" Nabiki asked curiously. Ranma looked at her with a confused frown on his face. "Yeah... Why?" Nabiki shrugged and returned to eating. "No reason. Just asking." With that, she let the discussion drop, but not without receiving a few suspicious looks from the rest of the group. "Uh, exactly how much did you learn from my-- I mean, *your* journal?" Ranko suddenly asked to change the subject, correcting herself at a look from her mother. There seemed to be a nervous hint in her voice. "Enough to get by. Especially with the people," Ranma answered, giving his sister a look. There seemed to be a hint of tension between the two, though no one could figure out about what. It was Soun who broke the moment of heavy silence with, "Well, now that Ranma's back, we can concentrate on more important things. Like Ranma and Akane's marriage and the joining of our schools!" "That's right, Tendo! And the sooner, the better!" Genma agreed boastfully. "Dad! Cut it out!" Akane griped, mostly out of habit. She quickly got herself out of control, looking at Ranma with worry out of the corner of her eye. "Yeah, gimme a break! I just got back!" he added. "I mean, I'm all for it, whether I have to or not, but can't we worry about it some other time?!" Everyone looked at him like he had grown an extra head at his declaration. Especially Akane, who looked at him with surprise and a bit of adoration. "Ranma..." "Excuse me, but wasn't the plan to first take care of certain problems before we worry about weddings?" Nodoka asked, deciding to step in before things got worse like usual. "Let's worry about them and certain other things like school first, shall we?" Reluctantly, Soun and Genma nodded. The celebration then continued, with normal conversation going on and just generally welcoming Ranma back home. * * * Akane laid in bed, staring at the ceiling and unable to sleep. She kept thinking about what had happened earlier that evening, Ranma's coming home and the party. Part of her was glad that he was back, that he enjoyed her cooking and was much nicer to her than before. Of course, she knew that that was only really because he had no memory of their relationship. Technically, that was a good thing, because they could start over fresh without all those problems, and without the macho pride Ranma had following his curse. But then she remembered Ranko. She was Ranma in another body, the Ranma she had known for the past year, macho pride and all. Despite the bad points, there were still some good ones that Akane remembered fondly. She remembered all the times Ranma had come to rescue her whenever she had been kidnapped, even though it was usually Ranma who had caused the trouble that got her kidnapped in the first place. And then there was Mount Phoenix, an event that she would for sure never forget. Simply put, Ranko was the Ranma she had fallen in love with, but now trapped in a girl's body. Akane had always told herself that the curse didn't matter to her, that she could love the jerk despite it and whatver body he was in. Not that she would ever get *too* intimate with his girl-half. She didn't feel *that* way about Ranma-chan, but that never changed how she felt. But ever since the split, her feelings seemed to alter somewhat, leaning more towards friendship or even a sisterly love for Ranko. It didn't help that Ranko had begun acting more and more like the jerk she had first met a year ago, as if in some bizarre attempt to hold on to her manhood. At first Akane tried to tell herself that it was all just coping on the part of Ranma's 'sister', but after a while, it started to get on her nerves. Letting out a frustrated sigh, Akane turned her head to look over at her roommate, sleeping peacefully all spread out over her bed with the covers kicked off, snoring softly. It had been decided that the two girls share a room, and after a bit of arguing they somehow managed to pull it off. They still tended to argue whenever it came time to get dressed, old arguments about boys and girls dressing in front of each other, which usually ended with Akane bashing Ranko for making some old quip. Along with that, the fact that they were sharing a room in a platonic manner further enhanced Akane's changing feelings towards the boy-now-girl. Turning back to the ceiling, Akane sighed again. She didn't know what she was going to do. A dim flash of light from outside suddenly caught Akane's attention, as she quickly but quietly sat up in bed and looked out the window. The lights were on in the dojo, and from the shadow cast onto the ground, there was someone in it, going through some quick and seemingly intense movements. She briefly wondered who it could be, but then realized that there might only be one person who would be up in the dojo. Carefully and quietly, Akane got out of bed and walked out of the room, tip-toeing so as not to wake Ranko or anyone else up. Going as quietly as possible, Akane managed to get outside and over to the dojo without trouble. Looking inside, she smiled as she saw Ranma, bare to the waist and wearing a pair of shorts that were his 'pajamas'. He was performing a kata, sweat dripping from his body as he moved. He had obviously been at it for awhile. Unable to stay silent and just watch him forever (much as she would've liked to), she made her presence known and asked with a smile, "Couldn't sleep?" A startled Ranma abruptly stopped his kata, turning to look at the smiling girl watching him. He smiled back with a chuckle, surprised and glad to see her. "Not really," he replied. "After a few months of sleeping on the ground in a temple, it's kinda hard to sleep in a house in an actual bed, y'know?" Akane nodded, recalling how Nodoka had gone out to remodel her son's room, making it into an actual permanent one rather than something that looked like he was a guest. Not only was there a bed, but also a desk, a dresser with mirror, and a cabinet for his clothes and other belongings. "This is his home, now." Nodoka had said. "His room should look like it." "How about you?" Ranma suddenly asked, bringing Akane out of her reverie. She simply shook her head in reply. However, it seemed as though Ranma still had something on his mind, as his face was twisted in deep thought. "Ranma?" Akane asked curiously. "What is it?" He was quiet for a long moment before he asked, "Are... are you... really okay, Akane? I mean... after..." Akane smiled. She had a feeling that he was still worried about what had happened several months ago, as it had been so obvious at dinner. "It's okay, Ranma," she said assuringly. "I'm okay. I was just a little surprised, that's all. Really. I'm fine." "Yeah... but..." He took a deep breath as a determined look fell on his face. "I still shouldn't have done it. If I'd've hit you--" "But you didn't, Ranma," Akane said, interrupting him. She walked over to him and placed a hand on his shoulder. "You at least had some common sense enough to miss, though I'm putting my money on inexperience. And besides, I didn't exactly help any by fighting with you when we should have tried to talk it out like mature adults." *Not that THAT would've worked,* she added to herself in thought. "Yeah, maybe. But it still shouldn't have happened like that," Ranma said with probably a little too much force than he intended. He took a moment to take a deep breath to calm himself, then continued. "Akane, I wanna start over. From scratch, as friends. None of this 'arranged marriage' stuff. Maybe if we'd tried doing that from the very beginning, we wouldn't have so many problems." Akane looked at him with surprise at his sudden maturity. Nodoka was right; being away from home, away from his father and everyone else, *had* do him some good. Finally, a smile crossed her face and she nodded. "I'd like that, Ranma." Ranma smiled back, looking a little better about himself. However, he seemed to still have one more thing on his mind. "Akane, about these other fiancees..." he began, pausing as he noticed her scowl at the mention of them. "I know things are square between me and Ukyo, but from what I figure, the other two are the real problem." Akane nodded with a frown, knowing indeed how true it was. Ranma continued, "So, anyway, I was wondering... Do you think you could help me get them off my back? This crap can't go on forever, and I can't be engaged to so many girls at once." Surprised again for a moment, Akane eventually nodded with a look of determination. "Okay, Ranma. I'll help, and we can get Ranko and Ukyo to help us, as well. Knowing Kodachi and Shampoo, there's going to be a fight since they won't just give up so easily. Fortunately, I've been training, so they're in for a surprise." A rather wicked grin crossed her face, and she had to fight back the urge to let out an evil laugh. "Well, let's just hope it doesn't come to that, okay?" Ranma said with a chuckle. "At any rate, thanks, Akane." Akane nodded with a smile, a normal one this time, and then surprised Ranma, and herself, by grabbing him in a hug. She didn't know why she did it, but for some reason, it seemed like the right thing to do. And it made her feel good, too. After a moment, he returned it, and the two just stood in the dojo, enjoying an actual peaceful time alone. However, they were not alone. Ranko stood hidden in the shadows by the door, wearing the small T-shirt and simple panties she wore to bed. It had taken some convincing to get her to wear them, since it wouldn't do for her to wear boxers or other men's undergarments, as her mother had so 'delicately' put it. Of course, she had refused at first, but eventually wound up giving in, but only on the condition that she wear nothing frilly or fancy. As for a bra, which Nodoka had *very* much insisted that she wear, she opted for a simple sports bra on Ukyo's suggestion. She soon found that she actually rather liked them, since they were kind of like the tank tops she used to wear as a guy. She even got used to the panties after awhile. They gave her more room to kick her legs out in a fight than the boxers did. She shook that thought out of her head, trying to remember that it was only temporary until she was a guy again. And after what she had just saw and heard, she had good reason to try and hurry up on fulfilling that resolution. Having woken up suddenly for no reason, Ranko had noticed Akane was missing and gone searching for her, only to find her in the dojo with her brother, talking. Listening in on their conversation, she became a little upset as she didn't like what she was hearing. It seemed as though Ranma and Akane were on the verge of starting some kind of a relationship, and even planning to deal with Kodachi and Shampoo. The latter she didn't mind; she figured it was something that she would have had to do eventually, anyway. The former, however, was another story. Akane was *her* fiancee. *She* was the one who had risked her neck time and time again rescuing her when she was in trouble, not this upstart who hardly even knew her. She had even told Akane she loved her, even though she did deny it later. But over the last few months, it seemed as though Akane had been treating her more like a friend or sister and think more about Ranma. And then Ranma came home, and now this. "No way," she whispered quietly to herself. "Akane was mine, first. I was engaged to her, I'm the one she knows. Not you, bro. Just you wait. I'll get my manhood back, and when I do, I'll get Akane back as well. One way, or another." With that, she snuck away back to her room, already beginning to make plans. End of Part Three... Glossary of terms: (1) Take a look at any picture of Ranma-chan wearing one of her short-sleeved shirts and you'll see what I mean. It does look like a dress, when you think about it. (2) Ranko's name translates into English as 'wild child'. So naturally, if Ranma really did have a sister and this was her name, she might be as rebellious as he is, even without Genma around to 'corrupt her', since anime characters usually have names that reflect certain aspects of them. (3) Bonus points if you can guess what group Happosai could be following. Though I don't think that they were touring Japan at the time of this writing, let's ignore that and just enjoy the story. ^_^ (4) "The Tone" is something I've made up (I think, if anyone else knows where its used or who named it, let me know). Simply put, its used by anime wives to get their husbands back in line. Characters like Nodoka might be masters of this technique. This could also be used by unmarried girls on their boyfriends. A bunch of you are probably wondering why I went to the trouble of revising this. As I mentioned earlier, the RAAC seems to have lost the original version I first posted to them, and I figured I'd have to repost it to them. I figured since I had to, anyway, I may as well do a few revisions on it. Aside from correcting some sentences and/or adding to/altering them a bit, I also changed a few scenes, like how Ranma learned to get his ki under control. Originally, I had him using the "Soul of Ice" from the Hiryu Shoten Ha as a focus, but then I began to think and realized that it probably wouldn't work for some of his other techniques. And if Ranma was fighting an angry opponent, he'd pulling off a whole bunch of Hiryu Shoten Has when he didn't want to. I also added a little introspection on Akane's part towards the end focusing on her feelings towards Ranma and Ranko (a thanks to one of my pre-readers, Darren Demaine, who pointed me in this direction). In addition, I shortened Ranko's recollection scene, changed her and Ranma's original looks, and lengthened their fight scene a bit. If anyone wants to read the original version to see what else is different, e-mail me and I'll send you a copy. For you new readers, you'll notice there's a whole bunch of stuff happening. Ranma's back and planning to take charge and make changes to his life (A little "Thy Inward Love" happening here), and Akane's making some improvements to herself to improve her relationship with Ranma. And what about Ranko? You didn't really think that she was just going to step aside and let Ranma have Akane, did you? Remember, she is the Ranma from the original series (though her speech is a bit altered due to her mother's influence), so she's not going to give up without a fight. And whenever someone comes between him and Akane, Ranma always tends to make an ass of himself. Much of Ranma's new character and dialogue comes from Terry Bogard in the "Fatal Fury" anime series. Terry's a lot like Ranma, in that he also tends to be rather cocky and arrogant at times, but to a lesser degree. So I based Ranma's character in this chapter (and for the rest of the series) on Terry, with a few twists of my own. As for Ranko, her personality's pretty much the same as the Ranma from the original series, only a little different to reflect the changes in her life. To close things off, I'd like to thank my pre-readers, Mr. Demaine, Andy Wennersten, and Lord Archive for the original C&C on this part. I'd also like to thank (and welcome) Alain Gravel, author of the way cool "Evangelion" fanfic series, "The One I Love Is...", to my gang of pre-readers, who has also put up my fanfic in its individual parts on his homepage (www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Teahouse/2236/). I'd also like to thank the great Rumiko Takahashi, as usual, for creating the original great manga that inspired this fanfic. Last, but not least, I'd like to thank the fans for putting up with me while waiting for part 4 to come out. It will be out soon; its done and in the revising stage. Keep an eye out for it, when Ranma and Ranko are forced to face their next challenge: their "first day" at Furinkan High School! 'Nuff said there, I think. Until next time...