| Episode Title | Description| 1 (season premiere) | The third season kicks off as Ozzy appears on Sharon's talk show in an unexpected capacity.
| 2 | Jack gets his driver's license.
| 3 | Ozzy gets a brand new motorcycle, but not the key to start it. Meanwhile, DMX is late for his appearance on "The Sharon Osbourne Show," leaving Sharon's producer cranky.
| 4 | Ozzy loses his diamond pinky ring, and Sharon goes shopping for jewelry and Bentleys. Also: Colin the dog gets neutered after trying to seduce a photographer's leg.
| 5 | Ozzy and Kelly duet on "Top of the Pops" in England, where Ozzy battles stage fright and disapproves of Kelly's boyfriend, Rob, and the skull tattoo on his bald head.
| 6 | The aftermath of Ozzy's ATV accident, which occurred in December 2003 on the grounds of his English estate.
| 7 | Kelly annoys everyone, particularly Sharon, with her disgusting lack of personal hygiene as she refuses to shower for a long period of time. She is upset when Sharon accuses her of smoking. Ozzy receives a letter supposedly from the Prime Minister of Canada asking him to come to Canada to receive an award. Ozzy, however, suspects that the whole thing is a hoax.
| 8 | Ozzy grows increasingly frustrated about being cooped up around the house. He misses Sharon, who is busy working on her show, and is upset about the weight he has been gaining because he cannot work out. He also hates the bulky neck brace that he is forced to wear. Jack gets another tattoo and reveals it to Ozzy. Ozzy is so bored that he goes out grocery shopping with his assistant, Tony, even though he hates to shop. He later joins Jack at the shooting range. Ozzy is soon able to begin using the treadmill again, and receives the good news that he can take off the neck brace.
| 9 | Ozzy is upset by Kelly's tendency to wear revealing outfits when she goes out to clubs and parties. She feels that he is being overprotective. Ozzy worries about the behavior of one of the bulldogs, Colin, as he is attacking the other dogs (especially Lola). He tries to give him away to an employee, but Jack strongly objects. Ozzy grows frustrated, as he feels that no one pays attention to anything he says. He and Jack eventually patch things up, and Sharon tries to get through to Kelly.
| 10 (season finale) | Kelly continues to spend time with Rob, but doesn't want to be his girlfriend because he wants a committed relationship and she feels that she is too young to settle down. Sharon and Melinda try to convince her to change her mind. Jack heads off to Las Vegas. Ozzy and Sharon worry that he will spend too much time gambling. Kelly tells her parents that she is going to drive to San Diego. They don't want her to go, but eventually offer their approval. She actually has lied and is headed to Vegas as well. Ozzy becomes annoyed with Sharon for trying to decorate his studio. Ozzy and Sharon spend Valentine's Day together and express the hopes that their kids will meet someone special soon. They reflect on their years together. | | | | | | | | | | |
