LIES.COM


	Few things irritate as much as commercials.  They no longer 
even attempt to make sense, preferring instead to reach greater and 
greater levels of stupidity so that maybe you'll notice them.  Like
the neutered idiots that perfer a Whopper to sex with a hot girl.  
Trust me, if you'd rather eat a hamburger than eat some pussy, you
need to be shot for your own good.  Well, unless you're a girl.  
Every now and then, a company (usually one that makes beer) will 
create an interesting advertisement, which is then typically butchered,
shortened, or removed entirely by various stupid people who find it
"offensive".  Like the Budweiser frogs.  But I digress.
	Commercials are, in fact, the main reason why I cut down my TV
watching to two things; Dragonball Z, which I am TOTALLY addicted to,
and pro wrestling.  Unfortunately, these shows have some of the most
Gods-awful commercials ever made.  If I ever have to hear that monotone
brat saying "Mooom, will you get me the phonics game" again, I will 
hunt him down and insure he never reproduces.  We don't need any more 
retarded genes.  Wrestling is not much better, as apparently one of 
their biggest advertisers is thetruth.com, which should be called 
bullshit.com instead.
	For those of you spectacularly lucky enough to have never 
encountered one of these ads, they are an incredibly arrogant anti-
tobacco organization devoted to shoving themselves down our throats.  
They throw bodybags around like confetti, which I'm sure creates a 
marvelous feeling in those who've lost family members to lung cancer.  
	First of all, let me tell you something.  All these people who
say that smoking should be outlawed, are the same fuckheads who want to
ban pornography on the 'net.  They're the same idiots who supported 
Prohibition.  I don't give a fuck if they hurt you or not.  I said it
before, and I'll say it again; people have a God-given right to be 
idiots.  
	Furthermore, I live in Kentucky.  I have friends who wouldn't 
be able to EAT, whose parents wouldn't be able to put bread on the 
table if they didn't farm tobacco.  Yeah, there are people getting 
rich in the tobacco companies because it's a lucrative business.  So?
Are they getting rich by dispensing death?  Not really.  Yes, smoking
can kill you.  So can alcohol, red meat, sex, excersizing too much,
and driving, especially if you do all of them at once.  Does this mean 
the president of Chevrolet or Bob Evans' are making a living dispensing
death?  Nope.  People want it, they give it.  Nobody's holding a gun to
smokers' heads and forcing them to do a pack a day.   
	Also, perhaps this is just me, but one thing in particular 
irritates me.  There's one commercial that tells you, basically, that
"Big Tobacco" views you solely as a potential customer.  
	Who in the FUCK is surprised by this?
	Did anybody really believe that the president of Marlboro cares
about every customer he has?  Or that the stockholders of Nissan spend
their days praying that the cars they make will run well?  Or that 
Tommy Hilfiger sees people as anything other than living billboards so
he can make more money?  If they did, then I'm sure that commercial 
was a huge revelation to them.  As is, no doubt, the fact that lights
come on when you flip a switch and that if you spill hot coffee on 
your pussy it will HURT.  
	One more thing; at the end of the aforementioned commercial,
truth.com tries to tell Big Tobacco it's "Your Worst Nightmare."
	If that's the case, the excecutives of the tobacco companies
must have some pretty fuckin' nice dreams.  
	Fuck you, truth.com.  
	Smoke if you got 'em.
	Stay Hungry.

---The Anarkist