Mystery Science Anarchy 3000, Episode #109 "Silly Minako" MSTed by the Anarkist(Discord999@aol.com) Original Story by HentaiKeops DISCLAIMER: This is a MSTing of a fanfic written by another author. The fic itself is the property of HentaiKeops, and he/she's welcome to it. Minako Aino, the Sailor Scouts, etc. are all the property of Naoko Takeuchi. Mike, the Bots, and the Mads are the property of Best Brains, Inc. Anything else mentioned is the property of its respective creator(s). DRIVE-IN TOTALS: 0 Dead Bodies 10 Breasts 1 Mass Senshi Orgy Gratuitous Pajama Party Gratuitous Pedophilia Gratuitous Abuse of a Transformation Rod Kung Fu Orgasm Fu Oral Fu ** Stars (Satellite of Love. Crow and Tom are whispering amongst themselves. The whispering continues until Mike walks in from the left, drinking an unlabeled soft drink) Mike: Oh, hey guys ... Bots: WAAAAGH!!! Mike: AGH! Guys, what's goin' on? Crow: Alien neural parasites are invading the ship, Mike! Tom: Yeah, they've already taken over Gypsy, and we're afraid they'll try to take us next! Mike: Whoa, whoa, whoa, guys ... don't you think that's a little farfetched? Crow: It's true, Mike! Really! Tom: Wait a minute ... how do we know YOU'RE still Mike? (The bots glare at Mike accusingly. Mike backs up slightly, holding his hands in the air) Mike: Hey there, guys! It's just me, Mike Nelson, your pal! Tom: Uh-huh. But how do we KNOW that? Mike: C'mon, Tom ... I've sat with you through "Black Day", "Pfil's Spider Troubles" and even "Alien From L.A."! We've riffed hundreds of movies and fanfics together! Crow: He does sound convincing ... Tom: Yes, but the neural parasites absorb their memories as well. There's only one way to be SURE that Mike is still Mike ... Crow: You mean ... Tom: Yes. Michael J. Nelson ... if that IS your real name ... you must inhale ... THIS! *holds up a grape Pixie Stik* Mike: Oh, come on! You want me to stick that thing up my nose? Crow: Tom's right, Mike. It's the only way. Tom: C'mon. What are you afraid of, Mike ... or should I say, parasite SCUM? (Commercial sign flashes) Mike: You guys ... *turning to Cambot* We'll be right back. Maybe we can settle this by then ... *taps the light* ***** If a commercial sucks, and nobody buys the product ... why do they keep making sucky commercials? ***** (SoL. Mike has taken the Pixie Stik, and has it halfway up to his nose. He and the bots are still arguing) Mike: What's this supposed to prove, anyways? Tom: The parasites dissolve on contact with pure sugar. Therefore, if you sniff it and have no ill effects, you're not infected. Mike: What happens if I am? Crow: Then you die and turn into dust. Mike: Oh. *holds the Stik up to his nose* Alright ... but after this, I'm giving you a Time Out, young man. Tom: Just do it, alien boy. (Mike pushes one nostril closed, and inhales the sugar through the other. He puts the straw down defiantly ... and then falls down) Crow: Man, I can't believe he actually did it! Tom: Yeah, what a doof! (MADs light flashes) Tom: Ah, look. Yoda and Jar-Jar Binks are calling. Crow: Whattaya need, sirs? *taps the light with his beak* (Deep-13. Dr. Forrester and T.V.'s Frank stand over a newly-rebuilt fanfic-sending machine. This one is far more high-tech, with lights, guages, and a device that goes "ping") Dr. F: Ah, I see you've managed to put one over on your fleshy companion, my diminutive friends. Godspeed. Anyway, as you can see, I have rebuilt the fanfiction-sending machine to be even more powerful than before! What this means to you, of course, is that now I can resume sending you portions of hot, steamy, chocolate-covered PAIN! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA ... (SoL. Mike staggers to his feet, holding his nose) Mike: Oooooo ... guys, dis is de last dime I led you watch "de Facooty" before bed ... Tom: Eh, suck it up, Nelson. Dr. F's sending us another experiment. Mike: Oh, joy ... (D-13) Frank: Try drinking lots of water, Mike. Trust me, I've gone through the same thing myself, plenty of times. Dr. F: If you're done dispensing free health tips, Frank? Frank: Well, there's my cure for Athlete's Foot ... Dr. F: Shut up, Frank. *turning to the camera* Anyway, Nelson, your experiment this week is a Sailor Moon lemon, a situation I'm sure you are quite familiar with. It stars Sailor Venus in a role I know will surprise and thoroughly disgust you. Enjoy ... or not. Send them the lemon, Frank. Frank: Yes, your sugariness. (SoL. Mike is chugging down a bottle of spring water while holding his nose, when the lights and klaxons activate. Mike promptly spit- takes all over Cambot) Mike: Oh, crap ... I'll have to clean it up later ... 'cause WE'VE GOT LEMON SIIIIIIGNNNN!!! (Door 7-A Dog Bone, of course) (Door 6-It's Doug Herzog. You kick him in the groin, laugh at his pain, and leave.) (Door 5-It's an ad for Scream 3. Depending on your preference, you either tear it to shreds or bow down and worship it, then move on) (Door 4-You walk into a chat room right in the middle of a huge, incomprehensible roleplay. Confused, you walk out, shaking your head) (Door 3-An ad for the Author Avatar Association. You note the shameless plug and move on) (Door 2-A solid wall of ice. You grab a flamethrower and melt an entrance) (Door 1-Death stands before you. He points beyond him, and you hurry by.) (Door .69-A black hole opens in the fabric of reality, sucking you into the theater) (Crow, Mike, Tom) Mike: Damn, my nose still itches ... Crow: Don't worry, it'll get better. Tom: This lemon, on the other hand ... >A Sunset Productions Lemon Fic Tom: *singing* I see ... the bad moon risin' ... I see ... lemons on the way ... >------------------------------ Crow: Man, two lines into the fic and he's already crossed the line ... >Silly Minako Mike: Silly Minako! Trix are for kids! Crow: Sailor Venus is turning tricks? >A Sailor Moon Lemon Fic >by HentaiKeops Tom: *singing* Bad lemons, bad lemons ... whatcha gonna do ... whatcha gonna do when they cum for you ... >riel@telcel.net.ve Mike: Oh, get Riel. >----------------------- >Disclaimer: Crow: >This is a Lemon (Hentai/ecchi) Fic, Tom: *singing* Yes, its hentai, and it's ecchi, it drools all night and it ogles all day ... >that may be disturbing for some people, Mike: Such as Jerry Falwell, the Catholic Church, your mother, the elderly, people with bones in their legs ... >so >if you read it is at your own risk, remember that. Crow: (Author) We will not be responsible for loss of sanity caused by reading this lemon. >---------------------------------------------------------------------->-------------------- Mike: Previously, on the Riel World ... >The beautiful Minako Aino, the most beautiful and intelliigent of the >Sailors, Crow: Oh, and she's pretty *intelligent*, too. Tom: Well, unless you count Ami ... and Setsuna ... >planned a >pajama party with her friends. Mike: Who knows what evil lurks in the dreaded ritual known only as the pajama party? >All the rest of the Sailor agreed to her plan, Crow: (Brain) Tonight, we shall take over the WORLD! Tom: (Usagi) Just humor her. I slipped a cyanide tablet into her green tea ... it'll be quick and painless ... >including >the cute Chibi Usa. Mike: The ... "cute" ... Chibi Usa? Tom: Oh, no ... I don't like where this is going ... > >After a long day, the time arrived, and Minako laughed... Crow: And the dish ran away with the spoon. > >"Finally, I will demonstrate the rest of the Sailors why Venus is the >most important..." Tom: (Minako) And that grammar is totally irrelevant! >said Minako with evil intentions... Mike: (Minako) I'll step on their kittens and not rewind my rental tapes! > >The party will be in Usagi's house, Crow: Actually, the party's in Usagi's pants, and everyone's coming ... Mike: Crow ... >and all the Sailors were now in way to the home, happily, Tom: For their parents had finally had them commited. >with big smiles in their faces... Mike: As they suddenly screamed out, "TOOOG!!!" >And Sailor V had a mischievic smile in her beautiful, perfect >shaped lips... Crow: (Minako) Now if only I could figure out what "mischievic" is supposed to look like ... > >"Hi Usagi!" said all the Sailors to Usagi, All: NORM! >kissing her friend in the cheek, and giving her >a warm friendly hug. Mike: (Usagi) Erk ... squeezing a little tight there, Minako ... > >"I'm very glad I see you, Sailor Moon, Tom: I spy with my little eye, a lemon that is very contrived! >this night will be unforgettable..." said Venus, All: *singing* And you'll be unforgiven, too ... >still >with her malevolent look and voice. Crow: (Demonic) For I shall capture your souls, and force you to listen to the Spice Girls for hours on end! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! Tom: *shuddering* The horror ... the horror ... > >All the Sailors were impressed by this words that escaped Minako's >little and sweet mouth... Tom: As well as by this grammar that escaped the author's white and sticky keyboard ... Mike: Tom, don't get us flamed ... > >"Ye. Crow: Yeh, I hath been gone a fortnight, and have seen many a lemon consume a man ... >Yes Minako..." said Chibi scared, she never had seen Minako like this >before... Mike: Except when she put on that leather dominatrix outfit and ran around screaming, "CALL ME QUEEN VENUS! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!" > >They played video games Tom: Ah, yes, nothing like a Goldeneye deathmatch to put you in the mood ... >and talked girls stuff all the afternoon, Mike: And sung polly-wolly-doodle all the day ... Crow: Y'know, guys, makeup, mass lesbian orgies ... just girl's stuff. >and when the night arrived >to their house, Minko added to their long chat: Tom: (Minako) Dammit, the server crashed AGAIN! > >"Let's go to the room, Crow: Not just any room, but THE room. >because if we don't, Mike: ... there will be no lemon trigger, and nobody will get anywhere. >it won't be a pajama party. And Usagi, where are your Tom: Dildos? Crow: Whips and chains? Mike: Containers of whipped cream? >parents?" asked her to Usagi with an meaner look than ever... Tom: And more incomprehensible syntax than ever ... Crow: If Oracle wrote lemon scenes ... > >"They, ummm, aha, Mike: (Usagi) I don't know ... I didn't kill them and bury their remains in the backyard ... honest! >they went to a museum exhibition in the Tokyo Garden & Plaza... Crow: Later that day, an earthquake erupted, far out to sea ... >why?" replied >Usagi trying to hide her fear and confusion Tom: And lack of quotation marks. Mike: But isn't Usagi usually confused? > >"Nothing, let's go now..." argued Venus, kindda desperate Crow: ... to get the orgy done with and get out of this lemon. > >When all the Sailors Arrived to the room, they started to change their >clothing, Tom: No particular reason, really ... just started throwing clothes off at random ... >and since >they all were female, Crow: This would be a lesbian lemon. >they didn't have anything to hid... Mike: Oh, I don't know about THAT ... Tom: Yes, but they DID have something to *hide* ... > >"Well, my time have arrived, Tom: (Minako) Anybody got a tampon? Mike: Tom! >VENUS CHARM!!!!" yelled Sailor V using her rod... Crow: And as we all know, it's not the size of the rod, but how you use it ... > >"Not again, you silly Minako! Tom: (Ami) Silly Minako! Lemons are for Senshi! >I really enjoyed that time, but..." Mike: (Ami) You know, that time when we did that thing and had fun ... >said Amy, like knowing this >situation... Crow: Thinker, eat your heart out ... > >"Ahh?" said all the Sailor at the same time, puzzled... Tom: Well, at least they're not singing "In The Navy"... > >And a instants later, Mike: All semblance of proper grammar and spelling in this lemon collapsed upon itself. >all the Sailors fell in a spell... Crow: That came from a whale, that sent them to the hell in the cell, which they refused to sell, and all was well. >A Charm, so, they obeyed everything >Venus told them... Mike: (Minako) Now, you shall all do my laundry! MWAHAHAHAH!!! > >"Finally I will satisfy myself... Tom: (Minako) I can't get no ... satisfaction ... >with all of them!" added Minako more evily and scary > >And all the Sailors were like zombies, obeying Venus orders. Crow: For they learned too late that man was a feeling creature ... Tom: *singing* Zoom-bie, zoom-bie ... > >Venus first began with Amy. Tom: Uhm ... shouldn't that be Ami, since everyone else is going by their Japanese names? Mike: Thank you, Anal Bot ... >She told Amy that she remove her bra and the clothes of the others... Mike: (Ami) Uhm ... I did? >and because she was zombie, she did it without hesitation... Crow: (Frank N. Furter) Or a shiver ... of anticip- (Pause) Crow: (FNF) -pation. > >She lifted her bra to reveal her cute and round breasts, Tom: (Minako) Awww! They're so kawaii! Crow: (Ami) Behold the only thing greater than yourself! >topped with pink and nice nipples, >that were still not erect. > >Amy went to Usagi and Chibi, Mike: Uh-oh ... I don't like the sound of this ... >removing their clothes, and after a time they were all without >the top part of their clothing. Crow: Be free, young breasts, be free! Tom: Crow ... Chibi-Usa's in there ... Crow: Just try not to think about that, Tommy-Boy, and it won't hurt as bad. >Minako was enjoying the sight... all her friends had beautiful >bodies, and she wanted more... Mike: ... Of the Dr. Pepper taste she's been looking for? > >"As the Sailor of Love and Beauty, Tom: (Minako) Not to mention bedpans and plungers and ball peen hammers and spackle ... >I want you, Usagi, to remove your skirt and your friends >too..." said Minako blushing deeply Crow: She wants Usagi to remove her friends? Mike: Guess they didn't pay Minako their "protection" money ... > >She obeyed her order as fast as she could, Tom: (Usagi) I'm late, I'm late, I'm late for an important date ... >removing her blue nylon skirt and removing the ones >of the other girls. Mike: The 2's and 3's, however, stayed on. Crow: What about the 6's and 9's? >Minako was turned on... Tom: (Minako) Being out of character just makes me so HOT ... >having lots of beautiful chicks in front, it was >like in heaven. Crow: Except without the clouds and seraphim and stuff. >She did it with Amy before, Tom: Then why couldn't you have wrote about *those* times, instead of tormenting us with Chibi-porn? >but she always wanted to do it with all the >Sailor Scouts... and the time has finally come. Mike: For her "Usual Morning" had arrived at last ... > >"Now, slave, remove their panties... NOW!" yelled Minako Crow: Ah, white slavery. How fun. >to her servicial minion... Tom: Ewww ... I really don't need the image of a Dennis Knight lemon about now ... Crow: That's *Mideon*, Tom. > >Usagi ran to all her friends removing her panties and the panties of >the rest of the Sailors, All: PANTY RAID!!! >and she threw them to a side of the room, Mike: Where they were promptly snatched up by a little old chinese man ... Tom: (Happosai) Sweet-o! >but Minako added after that: Crow: (Minako) 2 + 5 = 7. > >"Throw them to me... I want to taste your scents... Quickly!" Mike: (Minako) And then I want to feel your flavors and hear your textures! Crow: (Minako) Friends, Senshi, lesbians ... lend me your panties! > >This time, Chibi got them and threw them to Minako's womb. Tom: Hmmm ... odd place to catch things with, but if you say so ... >She grabbed one by one, and she >smelled each one, Crow: (Minako) Did someone kill a fish in here? Mike: Crow ... >to decide with one will she start... Tom: "With one"? Did the author suddenly develop a lisp? >All of them were sweet and delicious, Mike: (Minako) It all looks so good, I don't know where to begin ... >but Chibi Usa's scent was the most sweet, like baby skin... All: ... Mike: Aw, no ... c'mon, HK, please don't go here ... Tom: *begins smoking* > >"I want you, Chibi..." said her, blushing more... Mike: (Minako) For the U.S. army reserves! > >Chibi ran, Crow: See Chibi run. Run, Chibi, run. Tom: *begins emiting sparks* >totally nude to Minako's legs... and she jumped over them, Mike: She flies over Senshi with the greatest of ease ... uhm, Tom, you OK? Tom: *starts vibrating in addition to everything else* >so she could lick her >little baby pussy... Tom: ..... ARRRRGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *head explodes* Mike: *sighs* Well, it was gonna happen sooner or later ... Crow? Crow: I got your back, Mike. Do what you gotta, I'll take care of Hentai- boy here. Mike: *nods and pulls out the E-Z Robot Repair kit* > >Minako started to smell the flower of the small lady, Crow: (Minako) A rose? For me? How sweet ... >and Chibi was moaning softly, and her >cheeks were rosy by this actions and caressings, Crow: Not unlike the author's palms, in fact ... Mike: *screwing Tom's head back on* Crow ... >and Chibi in return, started to tease Minako's >earlobe Crow: (Chibi-Usa) Naya naya naya! Ppppppht! >with her delicate and soft baby hands... > >Minako couldn't resist it more, Crow: Oh, please, resist ... resisit your pedophilic urges, Minako ... Mike: *puts the kit under his seat, and reboots Tom* Tom: ... AAAAAGHHHH ... what the ... Crow: You blew up again, Tom. The Chibi-porn was too much for you. Tom: Oh, yes. That. >and she called Amy to remove her clothing... > >She was enjoying like never, Mike: So she *wasn't* enjoying it? Tom: I see the syntax didn't get any better while I was gone ... >and she continued to tease and play with little Chibi's clit, Crow: They played a few rounds of Tekken 3, then she made fun of it because it kept losing. >until the little girl cried Tom: (Chibi-Usa) WAAHHHHH!!! Somebody call the Child Protection Agency! >and came all her honey to Minako's mouth, Mike: Oooo ... better not tell Winnie the Pooh about that ... >and Minako shared some >of the juices with Chibi... Crow: Pure lemon juice ... not from concentrate! >They were sweet and delicious... Tom: And they had a surprisingly minty flavor. > >Now Minako wanted more, Tom: (Tim Allen) She wanted MOOORE POWERRR!!! >she wanted that all of her friends feel an orgasm, including her. >She was totally nude now, Tom: (Hick) 'Ello, Minako ... are ya nekkid? >and she asked Chibi to play with her tights, Mike: Her tights? Bots: *singing* We're men ... we're men in tiiiights ... >hot all the way now. > >Chibi obeyed while the other Scouts started to play with themselves, Crow: *singing* I don't want, anybody else, when I think about this lemon, I want to kill myself ... >and Minako told them >that they must stop, Tom: ... In the name of love. >and come to play with her... > >All the Sailors reacted to V's order and Mike: Promptly mutinied, throwing her through the window and onto the cold, hard ground. >came to her side, and played with her hair, cheeks, >breasts and belly... Crow: Hey, they're giving her a Pink Belly ... >All at the same time... > >This actions made Minako moan hard, Tom: While it made us hurt deeply ... >excited, Mike: (Minako) I'm so excited ... and I just can't hide it ... >and Chibi continued to tease her swollen clitoris >making it even more pleasant... Crow: For the author, yes ... but for us? Nooooo ... >And after a time of massages and caress, she came, and she >asked the Sailors to drink her cum... Tom: Life's an orgasm. Drink it up. Mike: That's quite all right, thank you ... >and to share it with her... Crow: And to use even more ellipses ... > >The Sailors acted that way, Tom: Then they walked this way, and talked this way ... >drinking all the fluid, that looked like pearls, Crow: ... Pearl? Mike: What is it, Crow? Crow: I don't know ... that name just sounds vaguely familiar ... >and then kissed >Sailor V on the mouth, and the room was filled with a musky and sweet >scent... Tom: As a canister of Old Spice suddenly exploded and flooded the room ... > >She was sweaty, Crow: Eh, she needs to work out more. Y'know, a light workout in the morning, some sit-ups after lunch, a mass orgy after dinner ... >and the drops of sweat ran in the channel between her breasts, Mike: Yea, though I walk through the vally in the shadow of the breasts ... >exciting her >more, Tom: Just sweating turns her on? I'd hate to see her in an aerobics class ... >and she asked for other orgasm, Mike: And an order of large fries with a Sprite ... >but she wanted it deeper than the first one, Crow: For she wanted it truly, madly, and deeply ... >so she >asked Amy to grab her rod, All: EWWWW!!! Crow: Please, let this not be "Virgin Warrior Sailor Mercury" ... >and use it like a dildo... Tom: With a special cameo appearance by your friend and mine, the Force Dildo ... > >Amy grabbed the rod and inserted it inside her flower, in a fast >strike, Mike: Ami-chan's Fast Strike. >but Minako cried: Crow: (Minako) WAAHHHH!!! I don't wanna be in this lemon anymore! > >"NO! Tom: FINALLY, a voice of reason in this lemon ... >please, slower, so I can enjoy it more..." Tom: Or not ... > >Amy obeyed the order from her superior, Tom: Her "superior"? This reads like a Ratliff lemon ... Crow: Only with Thinker's spelling spliced on. >and she inserted it and pulled it, All: PULL!!! Crow: There goes another one ... >up and down, slowly, >and Minako moaned by this... "Ah, oh..." Mike: Lemme here ya say "AAAAHHH ohhhh" ... > >Finally after a little time she came again... Tom: But I thought she was already there? > >But by some reason, the spell broke... Crow: Plot Convenience Playhouse. Tom: What plot? >She was too tired and tense, Mike: 'Cause, y'know, those mass orgies are REALLY stressful ... >and the rest of the Scouts >looked at her... Tom: (Usagi) What in the hell just happened? Why am I naked? And why does my mouth taste funny? > >"LET'S KILL HER!!!" said all of them at the same time, All: YEAH!!! Crow: Finally, justice is served! >with that little cross in their foreheads Tom: (Richter) Holy Cross! Crow: They're mad as hell, and they're not gonna take this anymore! > >They ran to the street, Mike: Mowing down the Backstreet Boys while they were at it ... Tom: They went down to the corner of Know Your Role Blvd. and Jabronie Drive ... >but they forgot that they were nude and everyone saw them... Crow: Wha-wha-wha-WHAAAAAA ... Tom: (Random fanboy) WHOO-HOOO!!! I see London, I see France, I see what Mars has in her pants! > >"OOPS!" repeated all the scouts including Minako... Mike: But, since it was Japan, it wasn't all that big a deal ... >(with thw big drop on their heads...) Crow: Such wonderous descriptions ... I feel like I'm actually watching the show! Well, if a hentai with bad spelling wrote it, that is ... > >They were embarassed Tom: As well as em-bare-assed ... Mike: Tom ... >and they went inside the house... > >"You Silly Minako!!! Crow: (Usagi) The way you brainwashed us and forced us to have sex with you ... oh, for fun! >I thought I told you to stop those games with us..." said Usagi to >Minako Tom: (Usagi) And to stop stealing my periods, hot dammit! > >"I'm sorry, let's say, Crow: OK ... All: I'm sorry. Tom: How's that? >this is the third time I use my charming spell..." replied Minako to >Usagi, blushed... All: *facefault* Mike: She's done this before?!? Tom: I KNEW there was something the cartoon wasn't telling us ... damn you, DIC! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!! >----------------------------------------------------------------------- >-------------------------- Crow: It's a thin line between love and lemons ... >What will happen with them??? Mike: WILL the lemon ever make sense? Crow: WHAT the hell is the point of all this? Tom: HOW much will the audience vomit in the process? >Wait for the next Chapter of "Silly Minako" Mike: Oh, I'd rather not, thanks ... > >Send comments to riel@telcel.net.ve Tom: Oh, I've got a few *comments* for you ... Mike: Tom, Tom ... be nice ... Crow: Yeah, besides, the fic's over. Let's cut and run, me boyos. (All exuent) (.69 ... 1 ... 2 ... 3 ... 4 ... 5 ... 6 ... 7) (SoL) Mike: Well, guys, that's another lemon down. What'd you guys think? Tom: Well, for one thing, Minako was acting like a reject from a Bondage Fairies plot ... Crow: Hmmm ... Pfil and Sailor Venus in a clinch ... now THERE'S an idea! Mike: Crow, Pfil is 2 inches tall. Crow: So? They could work around that ... Tom: Not to mention the horrendous spelling errors, and, of course, Chibi-Usa ... Mike: Yeah, but at least the author got right to the point, instead of mucking around. And while the Chibi-Usa parts were painful, they didn't go into very much detail. Crow: Come to think of it, nothing much was done in detail. I mean, I've read single scenes that were as long as this one, and they included all the Inner Senshi! Mike: Well, anyway, look alive, guys, 'cause we've got some fan mail to read ... Bots: Whoo-hoo! Crow: Fan mail good, lemon bad. Mike: Rrrright. Anyway, this one's from Ally-Chan, who writes ... "Hi there," All: Hi, Ally-Chan! "I must say that I have enjoyed your tackling of some of the more tasteless 'fics out there (PJ has some wacko ideas)... " Crow: You're telling us ... Tom: But hey, I'd take PJ over Oscar any day of the week. Mike: Guys, if I could? Crow: Sure, go ahead Mike. "I too am(was?) a MiSTier and I only have _one_ MiST that's not even completed in the Vault. Jubilee's Initiation into the X-men. I really need to get around to finishing that.. I place most of the blame on my partner though ^_^. Anywho, just wanted to say that you do a great job, the 'riffs are always good, and luckily for me, I can "get" some of the more obscure ones.. Keep up the good work, you have given me inspiration and strength to get through the horrid sex scenes of JIX. Later, Ally-Chan (supposed co-author of Red Dwarf Theater 3,000,000)" Tom: Crow? A source of inspiration? The Maker help us all. Crow: Yeah, you wanna make somethin' of it, gumball-breath? Tom: Why I ... Mike: Guys, guys. Well anyways, thanks for the kind words, Ally-Chan. We do our best to keep you guys at home entertained while we suffer through everything Dr. Forrester throws at us. Tom: Yeah, and as Megane 6.7 says, "Keep circulating the fics"! (MADs light flashes) Mike: Well, that about does it for this week. Whattaya think, sirs? (D-13. A large, sluglike creature with many tentacles and a lot of teeth is snapping at Frank in the background. The hapless sidekick is trying to hold back the monster with a guitar made of squeeze-toys. Dr. Forrester peeks in, talking on the cell phone) Dr. F: Oh, good job, guys. Miramax found out about your little "Faculty" stunt and sent the Queen Alien after us! Frank: Help me, Dr. Forrester! I don't know how much longer I can hold this thing back! Alien: GRRRRR!!! Grrrr, I say! Dr. F: Hang on, Frank! I have Sigourney Weaver on the line. *presses the cell phone against his ear* Yes ... yes ... no, it's more of a squid ... no, this isn't a prank ... DAMN! She hung up on me! Frank: Dr. Forrester! HEEELP!!! (The guitar having been snapped in half, T.V.'s Frank retreats, falling over a large box of baking soda and tipping it over. The alien comes forward and slithers right into it, then begins melting) Alien: AGGHHH!!! I'm melting! What a world, what a world ... (The creature starts thrashing its tentacles about, knocking Dr. Forrester off-camera and hitting the Button as it does so) (Fwoosh!) THE ANARKIST'S NOTES: Yes, this was another shortie. Hey, even I can't riff 30K and over fics ALL the time. The next one will be a bit longer, and a WHOLE lot more painful. However, I'll have some help on board for my electrifying season finale, as I team up with Jamie Jeans and John "CrowBar" Hurst to riff a first in the land of fanfiction; a Marrissa Picard lemon. Be afraid ... be very afraid ... DEDICATIONS: I dedicate this MiSTing to myself. Why? Because I can. TOTALLY SHAMELESS PLUGS & LINKS The Anarkist's Homepage: www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Subway/9276/index.html The Anarkist's MiSTings: www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Subway/9276/MiSTings.html Shinji's Vault of Anime MiSTings: http://lefty.simplenet.com/svam/ MSA3K EPISODE GUIDE -------------------- #101-Lady Death: The Summoning #102-Warrior Sisters #103-Warrior Sisters 2: The Flesh Is Weak #104-Pfil's Spider Troubles #105-Decency Patrol #1 #106-Final Fantasy 7: The Quest For Aeris #107-New Powers? #108-Parasite Eve: Mating Call #109-Silly Minako OTHER PROJECTS -------------------- Mystery Wrestling Theater 3000(w/ Malissa Thomas) #-101 Religious Spam #-102 Urusei X; The Yatsura Files Part I Group MSTings Sailor Moon VS Tickle-Me Elmo(w/ John Hurst) The Fist KILLS Everyone(w/ Akodo X) >"Finally I will satisfy myself... with all of them!" added Minako more >evily and scary