BLASPHEMY Y'know, though you might not know it from my page, I am a Christian. I believe there is a God, who created the Universe and started the process of evolution that produced the hairless ape that right now types out strings of syllables on a glowing glass screen. Of course, that doesn't mean I agree with everything my so called "fellow Christians" say ... www.godhatesfags.com is a prime example. It's funny, in the same way a car wreck filled with bloody and broken bodies is funny. And then there's the classic "My God can beat up your God" schtick. Basically, if you don't correspond EXACTLY to my beliefs, and worship EXACTLY as I do, you are inferior and, as such, are a hellbound Heathen. I'm sorry, but I have trouble with the idea that a just, loving God would damn any of his children for daring to use the thing that He gave them Himself, the thing that sets us apart from all the other animals--our BRAINS. Of course, some humans seem to be lacking that very thing. Case in point is a wondeful little nugget of ... well, it's a nugget, I'll leave it that way. www.capalert.com, or the ChildCare Protection Project, is far more offensive than any of the movies or media that it denounces. It's bad enough that they're trying to force their views on someone else, but then they go beyond THAT and put words in God's mouth. Even by their own principles, that's downright blasphemy. At least the creators of the Blair Witch Project and Stigmata KNEW it was only a movie. I hope that when these guys are placed before God during the Final Judgement, they get an Almighty Kick In the Nads for making Him look bad. Now, I'm the first to admit that the jackasses who run CAPalert are more than welcome to their opinions. Far be it from me to be so hypocritical to deny the right I value most, freedom of speech, to any man, woman, child, or evil squidlike Elder God. But when you try to take that right away from others ... when you try to tell them what they can and cannot do ... that pisses me off. But that's not the most of it. I have almost become used to conservative groups telling me I don't have the right to decide what goes into my eyeballs and ear canals. No, the worst of it is hearing them claim all this in the name of God. These are the type of fundamentalists that cry "SATAN!" at the very mention of Halloween decorations. The kind that, 400 years ago, would have Walt Disney tied to a stake with wood piled under him for daring to suggest that maybe homosexuals aren't freakish monsters after all. And of course, any two-sided religious discussion, like in "Contact", is is "lies about Christianity, distortion of traditional religion," etc. Exactly why they're so friggin' terrified of an original idea is beyond me. Oh, and according to these fine, moral saints of men, the Star of David is a Satanic symbol and an offense to God. A-huh. All these fundies sound the same. Why is it that unless you do it THEIR way, you're going to Hell? Haven't they ever heard of Burger King? I could go on for a hundred more pages, even going into every single fucked-up movie review they have, but I won't. Because I don't have time, and because no one would keep reading this damned thing if I did so. So, I just leave you with this parting thought ... Why is it that "The Blair Witch Project", which had only IMPLIED murder (strongly implied, but still) murder is the 4th Sign of the Apocalypse, but since Prince of Egypt is killing people for the Lord, it's not really violence? Stay Hungry. The Anarkist